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« Reply #1350 on: December 01, 2013, 05:31:33 PM »

Banned for not realizing that the "for guys" one is meant for beginners, whereas the other one is more intermediate. My downward dog would looks like a stiff plank, so there's no way I'm doing intermediate.

Banned for being bad at yoga.
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« Reply #1351 on: December 01, 2013, 05:36:00 PM »

Banned for being better at...what is it?  Oh yeah!  Stretching.
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« Reply #1352 on: December 01, 2013, 06:33:59 PM »

Banned for doing Yoga with a guy under a rock in a closet.
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« Reply #1353 on: December 01, 2013, 09:08:28 PM »

Banned for spying on my brother-in-law.
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« Reply #1354 on: December 04, 2013, 07:05:17 PM »

Banned for hating Bond.
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« Reply #1355 on: December 04, 2013, 07:09:17 PM »

Banned for enjoying being bound in bonds when Jesus offers freedom...
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« Reply #1356 on: December 05, 2013, 08:13:33 AM »

Banned for not converting James Bond to the Holy Orthodox Church.
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« Reply #1357 on: December 05, 2013, 11:15:54 AM »

Banned for not converting James Bond to the Holy Orthodox Church.

Banned for not converting your Confederate currency to U.S. dollars.
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« Reply #1358 on: December 05, 2013, 11:27:22 AM »

Banned for bringing up the Confederacy.
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« Reply #1359 on: December 05, 2013, 11:27:59 AM »

Banned for bringing up the Confederacy.

Banned for trying to hide the Confederacy.
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« Reply #1360 on: December 05, 2013, 11:30:48 AM »

Banned for playing hide and seek with the Confederacy.
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« Reply #1361 on: December 05, 2013, 11:34:49 AM »

Banned for not playing hide and seek, you poor, fun-deprived person.
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« Reply #1362 on: December 05, 2013, 11:35:19 AM »

Banned for playing hide and seek with the Confederacy.

Banned for shunning our game.
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« Reply #1363 on: December 05, 2013, 01:10:05 PM »

Banned for shunning the unbelievers of games.
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« Reply #1364 on: December 05, 2013, 01:16:09 PM »

Banned for shunning the unbelievers of games.

Banned for playing the banning game.
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« Reply #1365 on: December 05, 2013, 01:20:17 PM »

Banned for gaming hypocrisy.
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« Reply #1366 on: December 05, 2013, 01:28:47 PM »

Banned for gaming hypocrisy.

Banned because I'm in a banning mood.
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« Reply #1367 on: December 05, 2013, 01:29:23 PM »

Banned for not having a mood ring.
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« Reply #1368 on: December 05, 2013, 01:35:46 PM »

Banned for not having a mood ring.

Banned for not seeing my preshhhhhhhhus invisible mood ring.
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« Reply #1369 on: December 05, 2013, 01:42:26 PM »

Banned for allowing Sauron to see us all because of your negligence.
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« Reply #1370 on: December 05, 2013, 01:45:33 PM »

Banned for allowing Sauron to see us all because of your negligence.

Banned for being Sauron.
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« Reply #1371 on: December 05, 2013, 01:47:24 PM »

Banned for holding on to the ring.
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« Reply #1372 on: December 05, 2013, 02:11:13 PM »

Banned for holding on to the ring.

Banned for ring-a-ding-ding.
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« Reply #1373 on: December 05, 2013, 02:23:51 PM »

Banned for talking smut, Sinatra style.
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« Reply #1374 on: December 05, 2013, 02:33:21 PM »

Banned for talking smut, Sinatra style.

Banned for (not) talking scat, Fitzgerald style.
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« Reply #1375 on: December 05, 2013, 02:54:46 PM »

Banned for Shoo-be-doo-be-doo-wop, Scat-a-tat-tat.
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« Reply #1376 on: December 05, 2013, 02:57:56 PM »

How lucky can one guy be
I banned you and you banned me
Like the fella once said
I'll keep bannin' till I'm dead!
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« Reply #1377 on: December 05, 2013, 03:00:12 PM »

Banned for AABB.
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« Reply #1378 on: December 05, 2013, 03:01:35 PM »

The forum was completely black
I banned you and you banned back
Like the sailor said, quote:
"Ain't that a hole in the boat"
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« Reply #1379 on: December 05, 2013, 03:07:17 PM »

Banned again for AABB.
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« Reply #1380 on: December 05, 2013, 03:13:41 PM »

(come on guys, I'm running out of lyrics here...)

My head keeps spinning
I go to sleep and keep grinning
If this is just the beginning
My bans are gonna be... beautiful!
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« Reply #1381 on: December 05, 2013, 03:24:06 PM »

(come on guys, I'm running out of lyrics here...)

My head keeps spinning
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If this is just the beginning
My bans are gonna be... beautiful!

Banned for a deficiency of lyrics.
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« Reply #1382 on: December 05, 2013, 03:27:26 PM »

Master of bans, I'm pulling your strings,
Twisting your posts and smashing your dreams,
You ban me again and we'll all hear you scream,
Banned. Banned!
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« Reply #1383 on: December 05, 2013, 03:38:55 PM »

Master of bans, I'm pulling your strings,
Twisting your posts and smashing your dreams,
You ban me again and we'll all hear you scream,
Banned. Banned!

Banned for not getting engaged and posting your banns.

But your ability to rhyme is greater than mine.
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« Reply #1384 on: December 05, 2013, 03:42:44 PM »

I'm cheating. Or borrowing. Either way, for my last ban of the day, I choose you, Jay Michal!
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« Reply #1385 on: December 05, 2013, 03:47:40 PM »

Banned for not being a politician by actually admitting to cheating.
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« Reply #1386 on: December 05, 2013, 04:13:53 PM »

Banned for not being a politician by actually admitting to cheating.

Banned for banning an honest man.
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« Reply #1387 on: December 05, 2013, 04:21:57 PM »

Banned for mentioning virtues.
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« Reply #1388 on: December 05, 2013, 04:45:18 PM »

Banned for mentioning virtues.

Banned virtually.
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« Reply #1389 on: December 05, 2013, 06:58:21 PM »

Banned for mentioning virtues.

Banned virtually.

Banned for being virtuous.
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« Reply #1390 on: December 06, 2013, 12:15:02 AM »

Banned for mentioning virtues.

Banned virtually.

Banned for being virtuous.

Banned for thinking virtuous and virtually are virtually the same thing.
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« Reply #1391 on: December 06, 2013, 02:52:30 PM »

Banned for mentioning virtues.

Banned virtually.

Banned for being virtuous.

Banned for thinking virtuous and virtually are virtually the same thing.

Banned because it's Friday.
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« Reply #1392 on: December 06, 2013, 02:55:52 PM »

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« Reply #1393 on: December 06, 2013, 03:01:21 PM »

Banned for not waiting 'til tomorrow.

Banned for banning. Thou shalt not ban.
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« Reply #1394 on: December 06, 2013, 03:04:06 PM »

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