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« Reply #1305 on: November 26, 2013, 02:18:02 PM »

Banned for mind reading.

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« Reply #1306 on: November 26, 2013, 02:21:03 PM »

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« Reply #1307 on: November 26, 2013, 02:23:32 PM »

Banned for mind righting.


Banned for not minding.
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« Reply #1308 on: November 26, 2013, 02:29:00 PM »

Banned for sounding like Michael Nesmith.
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« Reply #1309 on: November 26, 2013, 02:35:29 PM »

Banned for sounding like Michael Nesmith.


Banned for making me gag.
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« Reply #1310 on: November 26, 2013, 03:51:55 PM »

Banned for not gagging with a spoon.
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« Reply #1311 on: November 26, 2013, 03:56:47 PM »

Banned for not gagging with a spoon.

Banned for not spooning with a gag.
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« Reply #1312 on: November 26, 2013, 04:29:14 PM »

Banned for thinking that you know what takes place in the privacy of his ... bedroom (I assume)
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« Reply #1313 on: November 26, 2013, 04:30:31 PM »

Banned for thinking that you know what takes place in the privacy of his ... bedroom (I assume)

Banned for psychological projection.  And for thinking that thinking occurs here.
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« Reply #1314 on: November 26, 2013, 04:31:10 PM »

Banned. Just banned. For no good reason.
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« Reply #1315 on: November 26, 2013, 04:31:43 PM »

Banned. Just banned. For no good reason.

Banned for a thousand good reasons.
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« Reply #1316 on: November 26, 2013, 05:58:42 PM »

Banned for being a do gooder.
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« Reply #1317 on: November 26, 2013, 06:03:11 PM »

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« Reply #1318 on: November 26, 2013, 09:25:24 PM »

Banned for doing good for nothing.

Banned, good for nothing.
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« Reply #1319 on: November 26, 2013, 10:21:13 PM »

Banned for getting your theology for nothing and your books for free.

(Bad attempt at a Dire Straits reference)
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« Reply #1320 on: November 27, 2013, 07:53:05 AM »

Banned for bad references.
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« Reply #1321 on: November 27, 2013, 10:21:03 AM »

Banned for referring to references.
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« Reply #1322 on: November 27, 2013, 10:26:28 AM »

Banned for referential non-referring references.
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« Reply #1323 on: November 27, 2013, 10:28:36 AM »

Banned for referential non-referring references.

Banned for making the word "refer" stop making sense to my brain.
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« Reply #1324 on: November 27, 2013, 10:29:14 AM »

Banned for not knowing that's the goal of mantras.
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« Reply #1325 on: November 27, 2013, 07:30:58 PM »

Banned for not knowing that's the goal of mantras.

Banned for having goals.
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« Reply #1326 on: November 27, 2013, 07:32:48 PM »

Banned for smashing his goals on the shoals of bannage.
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« Reply #1327 on: November 28, 2013, 06:07:33 PM »

Banned for smashing his goals on the shoals of bannage.

Banned for having peanut butter and jelly on Thanksgiving. (His avatar for Thanksgiving, which changes daily)
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« Reply #1328 on: November 28, 2013, 06:13:37 PM »

I used it because of my abiding love of PB&J mixed-foodstuff relationships.

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« Reply #1329 on: November 29, 2013, 01:20:17 AM »

Banned for implying that peanut butter and jelly can have relationships. They're not human, for crying out loud!
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« Reply #1330 on: November 29, 2013, 07:32:19 PM »

Banned for implying that peanut butter and jelly can have relationships. They're not human, for crying out loud!

Banned for being insensitive to alternative relationships.
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« Reply #1331 on: November 29, 2013, 08:43:31 PM »

Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.
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« Reply #1332 on: November 29, 2013, 08:50:22 PM »

Banned for assuming someone supports homosexual relationships.
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« Reply #1333 on: November 29, 2013, 08:51:02 PM »

Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.

Banned for coming out of the closet.
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« Reply #1334 on: November 29, 2013, 08:51:47 PM »

Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.

Banned for coming out of the closet.

Banned for banning someone for coming out of the closet.
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« Reply #1335 on: November 29, 2013, 08:52:06 PM »

Banned for assuming someone supports homosexual relationships.

Banned for getting in there b4 me.
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« Reply #1336 on: November 29, 2013, 08:52:57 PM »

Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.

Banned for coming out of the closet.

Banned for banning someone for coming out of the closet.

Banned for not staying in your closet.
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« Reply #1337 on: November 29, 2013, 08:57:24 PM »

Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.

Banned for coming out of the closet.

Banned for banning someone for coming out of the closet.

Banned for not staying in your closet.

Banned for suggesting I stay in the closet when I'm already out.
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« Reply #1338 on: November 29, 2013, 09:01:11 PM »

Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.

Banned for coming out of the closet.

Banned for banning someone for coming out of the closet.

Banned for not staying in your closet.

Banned for suggesting I stay in the closet when I'm already out.

banned for getting out of your closet, you could also join j michael under his rock.
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« Reply #1339 on: November 29, 2013, 09:02:56 PM »

Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.

Banned for coming out of the closet.

Banned for banning someone for coming out of the closet.

Banned for not staying in your closet.

Banned for suggesting I stay in the closet when I'm already out.

banned for getting out of your closet, you could also join j michael under his rock.

Banned for suggesting I stay with J Michael under his rock when I have my own rock.
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« Reply #1340 on: November 30, 2013, 05:24:45 PM »

Banned for not offering your rock to me.
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« Reply #1341 on: November 30, 2013, 05:34:32 PM »

Banned for wanting his rock when God should be the only rock you need!
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« Reply #1342 on: December 01, 2013, 02:08:16 PM »

Banned for being a rolling stone.
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« Reply #1343 on: December 01, 2013, 03:39:38 PM »

Banned for being a rolling stone.

Banned for inability to get no satisfaction
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« Reply #1344 on: December 01, 2013, 03:41:17 PM »

Banned for thinking life is about satisfaction.
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« Reply #1345 on: December 01, 2013, 04:45:08 PM »

Banned for thinking life is about satisfaction.

Banned for not realizing that you can be Stratusfied even in this life. Stratusphere Yoga For Men DVD still in stock!
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« Reply #1346 on: December 01, 2013, 04:46:54 PM »

Banned for thinking I want to watch Joe Carter perform yoga.
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« Reply #1347 on: December 01, 2013, 04:55:02 PM »

Banned for thinking I want to watch Joe Carter perform yoga.

Banned for thinking that the guy is the reason you'd be watching it.
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« Reply #1348 on: December 01, 2013, 04:58:07 PM »

Banned for wanting to buy a DVD with him in it just because it's "For guys", when it is perfectly fine to get another of her DVDs with just her in it.  I know my reasons for watching it.  Smiley
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« Reply #1349 on: December 01, 2013, 05:00:36 PM »

Banned for not realizing that the "for guys" one is meant for beginners, whereas the other one is more intermediate. My downward dog would looks like a stiff plank, so there's no way I'm doing intermediate.
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