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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1305 on: November 26, 2013, 02:18:02 PM »
Banned for mind reading.

Banned for mind writing.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1306 on: November 26, 2013, 02:21:03 PM »
Banned for mind righting.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1307 on: November 26, 2013, 02:23:32 PM »
Banned for mind righting.


Banned for not minding.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1308 on: November 26, 2013, 02:29:00 PM »
Banned for sounding like Michael Nesmith.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1309 on: November 26, 2013, 02:35:29 PM »
Banned for sounding like Michael Nesmith.


Banned for making me gag.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1310 on: November 26, 2013, 03:51:55 PM »
Banned for not gagging with a spoon.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1311 on: November 26, 2013, 03:56:47 PM »
Banned for not gagging with a spoon.

Banned for not spooning with a gag.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1312 on: November 26, 2013, 04:29:14 PM »
Banned for thinking that you know what takes place in the privacy of his ... bedroom (I assume)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1313 on: November 26, 2013, 04:30:31 PM »
Banned for thinking that you know what takes place in the privacy of his ... bedroom (I assume)

Banned for psychological projection.  And for thinking that thinking occurs here.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1314 on: November 26, 2013, 04:31:10 PM »
Banned. Just banned. For no good reason.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1315 on: November 26, 2013, 04:31:43 PM »
Banned. Just banned. For no good reason.

Banned for a thousand good reasons.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1316 on: November 26, 2013, 05:58:42 PM »
Banned for being a do gooder.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1317 on: November 26, 2013, 06:03:11 PM »
Banned for doing good for nothing.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1318 on: November 26, 2013, 09:25:24 PM »
Banned for doing good for nothing.

Banned, good for nothing.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1319 on: November 26, 2013, 10:21:13 PM »
Banned for getting your theology for nothing and your books for free.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1320 on: November 27, 2013, 07:53:05 AM »
Banned for bad references.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1321 on: November 27, 2013, 10:21:03 AM »
Banned for referring to references.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1322 on: November 27, 2013, 10:26:28 AM »
Banned for referential non-referring references.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1323 on: November 27, 2013, 10:28:36 AM »
Banned for referential non-referring references.

Banned for making the word "refer" stop making sense to my brain.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1324 on: November 27, 2013, 10:29:14 AM »
Banned for not knowing that's the goal of mantras.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1325 on: November 27, 2013, 07:30:58 PM »
Banned for not knowing that's the goal of mantras.

Banned for having goals.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1326 on: November 27, 2013, 07:32:48 PM »
Banned for smashing his goals on the shoals of bannage.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1327 on: November 28, 2013, 06:07:33 PM »
Banned for smashing his goals on the shoals of bannage.

Banned for having peanut butter and jelly on Thanksgiving. (His avatar for Thanksgiving, which changes daily)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1328 on: November 28, 2013, 06:13:37 PM »
I used it because of my abiding love of PB&J mixed-foodstuff relationships.

« Last Edit: November 28, 2013, 06:13:51 PM by Asteriktos »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1329 on: November 29, 2013, 01:20:17 AM »
Banned for implying that peanut butter and jelly can have relationships. They're not human, for crying out loud!

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« Reply #1330 on: November 29, 2013, 07:32:19 PM »
Banned for implying that peanut butter and jelly can have relationships. They're not human, for crying out loud!

Banned for being insensitive to alternative relationships.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1331 on: November 29, 2013, 08:43:31 PM »
Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1332 on: November 29, 2013, 08:50:22 PM »
Banned for assuming someone supports homosexual relationships.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1333 on: November 29, 2013, 08:51:02 PM »
Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.

Banned for coming out of the closet.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1334 on: November 29, 2013, 08:51:47 PM »
Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.

Banned for coming out of the closet.

Banned for banning someone for coming out of the closet.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1335 on: November 29, 2013, 08:52:06 PM »
Banned for assuming someone supports homosexual relationships.

Banned for getting in there b4 me.
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« Reply #1336 on: November 29, 2013, 08:52:57 PM »
Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.

Banned for coming out of the closet.

Banned for banning someone for coming out of the closet.

Banned for not staying in your closet.
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« Reply #1337 on: November 29, 2013, 08:57:24 PM »
Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.

Banned for coming out of the closet.

Banned for banning someone for coming out of the closet.

Banned for not staying in your closet.

Banned for suggesting I stay in the closet when I'm already out.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1338 on: November 29, 2013, 09:01:11 PM »
Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.

Banned for coming out of the closet.

Banned for banning someone for coming out of the closet.

Banned for not staying in your closet.

Banned for suggesting I stay in the closet when I'm already out.

banned for getting out of your closet, you could also join j michael under his rock.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1339 on: November 29, 2013, 09:02:56 PM »
Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.

Banned for coming out of the closet.

Banned for banning someone for coming out of the closet.

Banned for not staying in your closet.

Banned for suggesting I stay in the closet when I'm already out.

banned for getting out of your closet, you could also join j michael under his rock.

Banned for suggesting I stay with J Michael under his rock when I have my own rock.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1340 on: November 30, 2013, 05:24:45 PM »
Banned for not offering your rock to me.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1341 on: November 30, 2013, 05:34:32 PM »
Banned for wanting his rock when God should be the only rock you need!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1342 on: December 01, 2013, 02:08:16 PM »
Banned for being a rolling stone.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1343 on: December 01, 2013, 03:39:38 PM »
Banned for being a rolling stone.

Banned for inability to get no satisfaction
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« Reply #1344 on: December 01, 2013, 03:41:17 PM »
Banned for thinking life is about satisfaction.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1345 on: December 01, 2013, 04:45:08 PM »
Banned for thinking life is about satisfaction.

Banned for not realizing that you can be Stratusfied even in this life. Stratusphere Yoga For Men DVD still in stock!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1346 on: December 01, 2013, 04:46:54 PM »
Banned for thinking I want to watch Joe Carter perform yoga.
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« Reply #1347 on: December 01, 2013, 04:55:02 PM »
Banned for thinking I want to watch Joe Carter perform yoga.

Banned for thinking that the guy is the reason you'd be watching it.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1348 on: December 01, 2013, 04:58:07 PM »
Banned for wanting to buy a DVD with him in it just because it's "For guys", when it is perfectly fine to get another of her DVDs with just her in it.  I know my reasons for watching it.  :)
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« Reply #1349 on: December 01, 2013, 05:00:36 PM »
Banned for not realizing that the "for guys" one is meant for beginners, whereas the other one is more intermediate. My downward dog would looks like a stiff plank, so there's no way I'm doing intermediate.
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