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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1260 on: November 21, 2013, 02:07:45 PM »
Banned for being such a Brit and wanting hot tea, all the time.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1261 on: November 21, 2013, 02:10:55 PM »
Banned for being such a Yank and not liking hot tea all the time. And when you do, adding the milk last and not first.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1262 on: November 21, 2013, 02:12:04 PM »
Banned for wrongfully accusing me of being a Yank.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1263 on: November 21, 2013, 02:13:42 PM »
Baned for denying that you're a Yank- the term applies to all American-raised persons, southern or not.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1264 on: November 21, 2013, 02:39:57 PM »
Baned for denying that you're a Yank- the term applies to all American-raised persons, southern or not.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1265 on: November 21, 2013, 02:48:44 PM »
Banned for mispeling and verbifying

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1266 on: November 21, 2013, 02:55:09 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1267 on: November 21, 2013, 02:58:20 PM »
Banned for banning someone for doing something that you yourself do.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1268 on: November 21, 2013, 02:58:59 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1269 on: November 21, 2013, 03:00:17 PM »
Banned for assuming I'm an elephant.

Banned for assuming you are not.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1270 on: November 21, 2013, 03:04:32 PM »
Banned for spying into my elephant house.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1271 on: November 21, 2013, 03:17:51 PM »
Banned for spying into my elephant house.

Banned for being in an elephant house.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1272 on: November 21, 2013, 03:18:31 PM »
Banned for preferring the dog house.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1273 on: November 21, 2013, 03:21:12 PM »
Banned for false modesty. You are so clairvoyant!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1274 on: November 21, 2013, 03:24:46 PM »
Banned for false modesty. You are so clairvoyant!

Banned for not being clairaudient.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1275 on: November 21, 2013, 03:31:45 PM »
Banned for not recognizing that I am not clairaudient because I prefer clairdanishes.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1276 on: November 21, 2013, 04:08:49 PM »
Banned for referencing the ugliest crier in Hollywood.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1277 on: November 21, 2013, 04:41:26 PM »
Banned for pictorial banning.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1278 on: November 21, 2013, 06:49:40 PM »
Banned for being banished and disgraced without a suitable picture to show it.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1279 on: November 23, 2013, 01:29:36 AM »
Banned for being banished and disgraced without a suitable picture to show it.


Banned for posting a picture I do not like and that when I look at it I feel like it's going to give me a seizure. Seriously though the picture is cracking me up now and if I have a seizure, even a mild one, I am coming after you, SinfulHypocrite. Oh and God bless you, friend. Peace be with you and all that.

EDIT: And if I do have to come after you, I will have a requiem or funeral service said for your soul. I believe at least in the past that is what the mafia used to do for whoever they killed or had killed. Or so I heard. I guess part of the whole culture thing involve in the mafia.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1280 on: November 23, 2013, 02:40:44 AM »
Banned for being banished and disgraced without a suitable picture to show it.


Banned for posting a picture I do not like and that when I look at it I feel like it's going to give me a seizure. Seriously though the picture is cracking me up now and if I have a seizure, even a mild one, I am coming after you, SinfulHypocrite. Oh and God bless you, friend. Peace be with you and all that.

EDIT: And if I do have to come after you, I will have a requiem or funeral service said for your soul. I believe at least in the past that is what the mafia used to do for whoever they killed or had killed. Or so I heard. I guess part of the whole culture thing involve in the mafia.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1281 on: November 23, 2013, 07:45:53 PM »
Banned for making a crybaby out of the mafia.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1282 on: November 23, 2013, 08:07:10 PM »
Banned because of disliking an annoying GIF.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1283 on: November 23, 2013, 08:49:57 PM »
Banned because of disliking an annoying GIF.

Banned for not seeing that I was the one who posted the GIF
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1284 on: November 25, 2013, 08:02:31 AM »
Banned for calling someone out over a GIF because of pride.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1285 on: November 25, 2013, 10:24:30 AM »
Banned for pointing out someone else's pride.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1286 on: November 25, 2013, 10:39:44 AM »
Point banned for priding yourself in ban pointing out the pride making someone worthy of banning in a prideful banner now banned pride [laser] pointer!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1287 on: November 25, 2013, 01:09:36 PM »
Banned for pointing a laser in people's eyes.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1288 on: November 25, 2013, 07:17:17 PM »
Banned for pointing a laser in people's eyes.
Be happy that you were not arrested, I once saw someone arrested in traffic court for playing with a laser pointer in the courtroom.

Banned for not pointing it out that you could be arrested.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1289 on: November 25, 2013, 07:26:33 PM »
Banned for saying he should be happy he was not arrested. Everyone's happier once they are rested;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1290 on: November 25, 2013, 07:28:31 PM »
Banned for having experienced arrested development in understanding English!
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« Reply #1291 on: November 25, 2013, 07:30:54 PM »
Banned for thinking I had arrested development in understanding English, when it is my native language and I am merely trying to make a pun.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1292 on: November 25, 2013, 07:34:06 PM »
Well than I apologize for coz all intensive purposes I didnt not no wat u we're trying two say that was my mistaken too make!! Pleez except my apologeez! It was actually punny really i was just joking havin a lark ha ha!

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Also banned for not acknowledging the pun I was making no the back of your pun.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1293 on: November 26, 2013, 07:39:03 AM »
Banned for intensive purposes.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1294 on: November 26, 2013, 10:19:37 AM »
Banned for intensive purposes.

Banned for intensive care.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1295 on: November 26, 2013, 12:58:39 PM »
Banned for intensive gazes.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1296 on: November 26, 2013, 01:04:56 PM »
Banned for shoegazing...
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1297 on: November 26, 2013, 01:09:03 PM »
Banned for buying a telescope to look at my shoes.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1298 on: November 26, 2013, 01:26:54 PM »
Banned for having feet so tiny that I need a telescope to see your shoes.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1299 on: November 26, 2013, 01:52:52 PM »
Banned for having feet so tiny that I need a telescope to see your shoes.

Banned for being too large to see his tiny feet without a telescope.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1300 on: November 26, 2013, 02:06:17 PM »
Banned for not being large.

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« Reply #1301 on: November 26, 2013, 02:14:00 PM »
Banned for not being large.

Banned for not wearing clothes.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1302 on: November 26, 2013, 02:15:33 PM »
Banned for shaming an elephant.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1303 on: November 26, 2013, 02:16:16 PM »
Banned for shaming an elephant.

Banned for thinking naked elephants are shameful.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1304 on: November 26, 2013, 02:16:56 PM »
Banned for mind reading.