*bell tolls as a procession of monks appears on the forums*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkAa3Zdx6Ro
Hecma, Member of the OC.net Most Illumined Congregation of Holy Archons, by the grace of his reverence, Father George, did fly the flag of anti-hipsterism. This is the offence of unrighteous anti-hipsterism and general bad conduct. In that, Hecma has rendered no act of contrition or repentance, and is at the moment, at liberty in the land, we do, here and now, separate him from the precious forums, and from the society of all Orthodox Christianity.net users. We exclude him from our Holy Mother Forums and all her threads, moderated, or unmoderated. We declare him excommunicate and anathema. We cast him into the outer darkness. We judge him banned with the devil, and his fallen angels and all the reprobate, to eternal fire and everlasting pain! ANATHEMA! ANATHEMA! ANATHEMA!
*slams candle to the ground*
So be it.
Lacrimosa Dies illa, quae resvrget ex favilla
Iudicandvs Homo Reus, Hvic ergo parce Deus,
Pie Jesv Domine, Dona eis requiem. Amen.