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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1170 on: November 16, 2013, 08:34:58 PM »
Banned for segregating bans.

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Banned for not capitalizing a sentence.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1171 on: November 16, 2013, 08:36:53 PM »
Just for that- you must gout and bring us.........




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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1172 on: November 16, 2013, 08:39:18 PM »
B   A      N                                     (Please dial 867-5309 for the reason.)  
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1173 on: November 16, 2013, 08:43:14 PM »
BANNED for believing that was Jenny's real number.-"Forrest"
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1174 on: November 16, 2013, 09:20:29 PM »
BANNED for believing that was Jenny's real number.-"Forrest"
Banned for calling the number to find out it wasn't jenny's number in the first place

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1175 on: November 16, 2013, 09:29:27 PM »
Banned for not calling Jenny. Wait thats my number#%&*R%*(!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1176 on: November 16, 2013, 09:36:57 PM »
Banned for thinking Jenny would want his call in the first place.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1177 on: November 16, 2013, 10:03:20 PM »
Banned for not intuitively knowing that I needed help with my new cell phone.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1178 on: November 16, 2013, 10:04:28 PM »
Banned for not being multilingually literate in order to understand the instruction booklet.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1179 on: November 16, 2013, 11:08:53 PM »
Banned for encouraging the use of any language other than Koine Greek
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1180 on: November 16, 2013, 11:10:03 PM »
Banned for banning me out of context.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1181 on: November 16, 2013, 11:13:16 PM »
Banned for banning me out of context.
Banned for thinking that my anathema needs context.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1182 on: November 16, 2013, 11:13:28 PM »
you right now!
it. I'm banning
what, forget about
No, you know
what you say.
to be careful
you might want
I can. So
I want? Well
ban you if
that I can
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1183 on: November 16, 2013, 11:15:14 PM »
you right now!
it. I'm banning
what, forget about
No, you know
what you say.
to be careful
you might want
I can. So
I want? Well
ban you if
that I can
Did you know

Banned for attempting bad poetry when you can't even write bad prose.  ;D
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1184 on: November 16, 2013, 11:16:28 PM »
Banned for not knowing that you needed to read it from the last line upwards to the first line!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1185 on: November 16, 2013, 11:18:59 PM »
Banned for having to give instructions.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1186 on: November 16, 2013, 11:36:17 PM »
Oh.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1187 on: November 16, 2013, 11:39:09 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1188 on: November 17, 2013, 05:53:28 PM »
Banned for berating the supposed insufficiency of one word.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1189 on: November 17, 2013, 06:31:11 PM »
Banned for berating the supposed insufficiency of one word.

BANN[move][ISHED/]
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1190 on: November 17, 2013, 06:42:16 PM »
Banned for berating the supposed insufficiency of one word.

BANN[move][ISHED/]
Banned for misspelling.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1191 on: November 17, 2013, 08:25:32 PM »
Ban for being the spelling cop  :police:

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1192 on: November 17, 2013, 08:32:58 PM »
Banned for using an emoticon as a period.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1193 on: November 17, 2013, 08:39:44 PM »
Banned for using an emoticon as a period.

Banned for being the emoticon FSB.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1194 on: November 17, 2013, 08:46:02 PM »
Banned for not using Cyrillic when referencing a Russian state agency.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1195 on: November 17, 2013, 08:47:40 PM »
Banned for not using Cyrillic when referencing a Russian state agency.

Banned for even assuming I can possibly type Cyrillic characters on an English language keyboard.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1196 on: November 17, 2013, 08:56:22 PM »
Banned for not using copy and paste.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1197 on: November 17, 2013, 08:59:10 PM »
Banned for not using copy and paste.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1198 on: November 17, 2013, 09:06:49 PM »
Banned for not using copy and paste.
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Banned for using Wikipedia as an information source.

Banned for thinking it's my only information source.  It is merely the quickest.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1199 on: November 17, 2013, 09:16:32 PM »
Banned for not using copy and paste.
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Banned for using Wikipedia as an information source.

Banned for thinking it's my only information source.  It is merely the quickest.

Banned for rushing to Wiki for quick fix.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1200 on: November 17, 2013, 09:28:49 PM »
Banned fro not being sympathetic to addicts.  I just needed it one time.  Honest!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1201 on: November 18, 2013, 12:42:26 AM »
Banned fro not being sympathetic to addicts.  I just needed it one time.  Honest!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1202 on: November 18, 2013, 12:48:33 AM »
You are a one man banned.


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1203 on: November 18, 2013, 12:58:03 AM »
Banned for being clever.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1204 on: November 18, 2013, 01:17:08 AM »
Banned for being a non-clever Yank.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1205 on: November 18, 2013, 07:48:39 AM »
Banned for banning Yanks.  They can't help it.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1206 on: November 18, 2013, 08:04:35 AM »
Banned for banning Yanks.  They can't help it.

Banned for objecting to banning Yanks.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1207 on: November 18, 2013, 08:23:40 AM »
Banned for thinking I object to it.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1208 on: November 18, 2013, 10:53:04 AM »
Banned for thinking I object to it.

Banned for using the verb "object".
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1209 on: November 18, 2013, 11:01:42 AM »
Banned for thinking I object to it.

Banned for using the verb "object".
Banned for using any verb at all.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1210 on: November 18, 2013, 11:14:45 AM »
Banned for verbing it up.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1211 on: November 18, 2013, 03:09:26 PM »
What do you call it when your amp is too loud and noisy? Reverbiage. Yuk yuk.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1212 on: November 18, 2013, 03:22:11 PM »
Banned for yukking it up.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1213 on: November 18, 2013, 07:29:47 PM »
fumbling around in the dark, I tripped over some contraban and crashed into a bannister with my hand-shot down the stairs like a rubber band and landed on my can in yet another pile of contraban- was able to stand so I went and got a little band aid, so stand and ban if you can (mr Han man)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1214 on: November 18, 2013, 07:52:53 PM »
fumbling around in the dark, I tripped over some contraban and crashed into a bannister with my hand-shot down the stairs like a rubber band and landed on my can in yet another pile of contraban- was able to stand so I went and got a little band aid, so stand and ban if you can (mr Han man)

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