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« Reply #1170 on: November 16, 2013, 08:34:58 PM »

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« Reply #1171 on: November 16, 2013, 08:36:53 PM »

Just for that- you must gout and bring us.........




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« Reply #1172 on: November 16, 2013, 08:39:18 PM »

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« Reply #1173 on: November 16, 2013, 08:43:14 PM »

BANNED for believing that was Jenny's real number.-"Forrest"
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« Reply #1174 on: November 16, 2013, 09:20:29 PM »

BANNED for believing that was Jenny's real number.-"Forrest"
Banned for calling the number to find out it wasn't jenny's number in the first place
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« Reply #1175 on: November 16, 2013, 09:29:27 PM »

Banned for not calling Jenny. Wait thats my number#%&*R%*(!
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« Reply #1176 on: November 16, 2013, 09:36:57 PM »

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« Reply #1177 on: November 16, 2013, 10:03:20 PM »

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« Reply #1178 on: November 16, 2013, 10:04:28 PM »

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« Reply #1179 on: November 16, 2013, 11:08:53 PM »

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« Reply #1180 on: November 16, 2013, 11:10:03 PM »

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« Reply #1181 on: November 16, 2013, 11:13:16 PM »

Banned for banning me out of context.
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« Reply #1182 on: November 16, 2013, 11:13:28 PM »

you right now!
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« Reply #1183 on: November 16, 2013, 11:15:14 PM »

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it. I'm banning
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« Reply #1184 on: November 16, 2013, 11:16:28 PM »

Banned for not knowing that you needed to read it from the last line upwards to the first line!
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« Reply #1185 on: November 16, 2013, 11:18:59 PM »

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« Reply #1186 on: November 16, 2013, 11:36:17 PM »

Oh.
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« Reply #1187 on: November 16, 2013, 11:39:09 PM »

Oh.

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« Reply #1188 on: November 17, 2013, 05:53:28 PM »

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« Reply #1189 on: November 17, 2013, 06:31:11 PM »

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« Reply #1190 on: November 17, 2013, 06:42:16 PM »

Banned for berating the supposed insufficiency of one word.

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« Reply #1191 on: November 17, 2013, 08:25:32 PM »

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« Reply #1192 on: November 17, 2013, 08:32:58 PM »

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« Reply #1193 on: November 17, 2013, 08:39:44 PM »

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« Reply #1194 on: November 17, 2013, 08:46:02 PM »

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« Reply #1195 on: November 17, 2013, 08:47:40 PM »

Banned for not using Cyrillic when referencing a Russian state agency.

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« Reply #1196 on: November 17, 2013, 08:56:22 PM »

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« Reply #1197 on: November 17, 2013, 08:59:10 PM »

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« Reply #1198 on: November 17, 2013, 09:06:49 PM »

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Banned for thinking it's my only information source.  It is merely the quickest.
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« Reply #1199 on: November 17, 2013, 09:16:32 PM »

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« Reply #1200 on: November 17, 2013, 09:28:49 PM »

Banned fro not being sympathetic to addicts.  I just needed it one time.  Honest!
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« Reply #1201 on: November 18, 2013, 12:42:26 AM »

Banned fro not being sympathetic to addicts.  I just needed it one time.  Honest!

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« Reply #1202 on: November 18, 2013, 12:48:33 AM »

You are a one man banned.

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« Reply #1203 on: November 18, 2013, 12:58:03 AM »

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« Reply #1204 on: November 18, 2013, 01:17:08 AM »

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« Reply #1205 on: November 18, 2013, 07:48:39 AM »

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« Reply #1206 on: November 18, 2013, 08:04:35 AM »

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« Reply #1207 on: November 18, 2013, 08:23:40 AM »

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« Reply #1208 on: November 18, 2013, 10:53:04 AM »

Banned for thinking I object to it.

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« Reply #1209 on: November 18, 2013, 11:01:42 AM »

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« Reply #1210 on: November 18, 2013, 11:14:45 AM »

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« Reply #1211 on: November 18, 2013, 03:09:26 PM »

What do you call it when your amp is too loud and noisy? Reverbiage. Yuk yuk.

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« Reply #1212 on: November 18, 2013, 03:22:11 PM »

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« Reply #1213 on: November 18, 2013, 07:29:47 PM »

fumbling around in the dark, I tripped over some contraban and crashed into a bannister with my hand-shot down the stairs like a rubber band and landed on my can in yet another pile of contraban- was able to stand so I went and got a little band aid, so stand and ban if you can (mr Han man)
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« Reply #1214 on: November 18, 2013, 07:52:53 PM »

fumbling around in the dark, I tripped over some contraban and crashed into a bannister with my hand-shot down the stairs like a rubber band and landed on my can in yet another pile of contraban- was able to stand so I went and got a little band aid, so stand and ban if you can (mr Han man)

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