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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1125 on: November 14, 2013, 06:30:16 PM »
Banned for loving math.

Banned for likely thinking that math has nothing to do with metaphysics, but only with physics. After all:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_geometry
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1126 on: November 14, 2013, 07:43:01 PM »
Banned for loving math.

Banned for likely thinking that math has nothing to do with metaphysics, but only with physics. After all:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_geometry

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1127 on: November 14, 2013, 07:48:41 PM »
Banned for loving math.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1128 on: November 14, 2013, 07:49:50 PM »
Banned for liking "county/western orthodox" music, which sounds like an even bigger abomination than numetal.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1129 on: November 14, 2013, 07:51:33 PM »
Banned for thinking I actually like Country/Western music. The only acceptable artist is Johnny Cash. Others belong to the pit.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1130 on: November 14, 2013, 07:56:18 PM »
Banned for having confusing profile info then!  :P  ;D

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1131 on: November 15, 2013, 12:48:39 PM »
Banned for not havng confusing enough info.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1132 on: November 15, 2013, 12:59:30 PM »
Banned for being OC.net's "Dear Abby."
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1133 on: November 15, 2013, 01:01:50 PM »
Banned for being OC.net's "Dear Abby."
Banned......... because I want to and can.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1134 on: November 15, 2013, 01:02:48 PM »
Banned for thinking you want to and can.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1135 on: November 15, 2013, 01:14:46 PM »
Banned for thinking you want to and can.

Banned for thinking that thinking goes on here.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1136 on: November 15, 2013, 01:20:37 PM »
Banned for being right.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1137 on: November 15, 2013, 01:24:24 PM »
Banned for being right.

Banned for writing right.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1138 on: November 15, 2013, 01:25:08 PM »
Banned for righting wrong.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1139 on: November 15, 2013, 01:27:11 PM »
Banned for not righting wrong but writing right.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1140 on: November 15, 2013, 02:03:21 PM »
A jelly donut,
The Piccadilly circus,
J Michael is banned
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1141 on: November 15, 2013, 02:31:20 PM »
A jelly donut,
The Piccadilly circus,
J Michael is banned

Banned for banning J Michael.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1142 on: November 15, 2013, 03:12:15 PM »
Banned for banning the banning rather than the haiku.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1143 on: November 15, 2013, 03:16:11 PM »
you have been, Boy Meets World Banned, for interrupting my viewing of the same.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1144 on: November 15, 2013, 03:17:20 PM »
Banned for even mentioning Boy Meets World.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1145 on: November 15, 2013, 03:20:30 PM »
Banned for:
Being a Hypocrite
Making fun of BMW

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1146 on: November 15, 2013, 03:21:24 PM »
Banned for:
Being a Hypocrite
Making fun of BMW

Banned for being good at Maths.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1147 on: November 15, 2013, 03:29:01 PM »
Banned for:
Being a Hypocrite
Making fun of BMW

Banned for being good at Maths.
Banned for thinking that I am good at math, while I am an English person.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1148 on: November 15, 2013, 03:30:35 PM »
Banned for being an English person that is bad at the maths.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1149 on: November 15, 2013, 03:33:01 PM »
Banned for:
Being a Hypocrite
Making fun of BMW

Banned for being good at Maths.
Banned for thinking that I am good at math, while I am an English person.

Banned for being born English, as opposed to a transatlantic traveller like myself that had to go back to the US.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1150 on: November 15, 2013, 03:41:25 PM »
Banned for:
Being a Hypocrite
Making fun of BMW

Banned for being good at Maths.
Banned for thinking that I am good at math, while I am an English person.

Banned for being born English, as opposed to a transatlantic traveller like myself that had to go back to the US.
Banned for not being a time traveler and going back to the future.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1151 on: November 15, 2013, 04:01:59 PM »
Banned for not having a Delorean.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1152 on: November 15, 2013, 06:46:16 PM »
Banned for not realizing he needs the Delorean with Mr.Fusion kit.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1153 on: November 16, 2013, 03:39:07 PM »
Banned for not realizing he needs the Delorean with Mr.Fusion kit.

I ban you just because you are ban-ible    :police:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1154 on: November 16, 2013, 03:42:43 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1155 on: November 16, 2013, 04:00:13 PM »



You are so totally banned for providing only a pic and failing to actually issue a ban!  You are therefore and will forever remain banned, banned and double banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1156 on: November 16, 2013, 04:01:30 PM »
Banned for ignoring or not noticing that the ban was within the pic  8)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1157 on: November 16, 2013, 04:03:19 PM »
Banned for ignoring or not noticing that the ban was within the pic  8)

banned for being clever but way too pic-y

of course I noticed and ignored it as the ban was merely implied but not actually issued ... sorry , you remain double-banned for eternity - no chance for parole.
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« Reply #1158 on: November 16, 2013, 06:26:44 PM »
Banned for implying there was even the option of parole.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1159 on: November 16, 2013, 06:39:28 PM »
The ever "elusive" "lime green" commercial products ban of twenty OT thirteen
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1160 on: November 16, 2013, 06:45:01 PM »
The ever "elusive" "lime green" commercial products ban of twenty OT thirteen

Banned for yet again failing to actually issue a BAN!  Therefore thou art banned with an exceeding ban that keeps on banning unto all eternity, springing up as a veritable fountain of bannation unto ages of ages and visited upon your children and childrens' children.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1161 on: November 16, 2013, 07:47:25 PM »
Banned for not banning unto the seventh generation.
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« Reply #1162 on: November 16, 2013, 07:51:45 PM »
Banned for not banning unto the seventh generation.

Banned eternally by the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit, now and ever and unto ages of ages.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1163 on: November 16, 2013, 07:54:31 PM »
Banned for speaking for the Holy Trinity.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1164 on: November 16, 2013, 08:00:46 PM »
My good man, Which type of Ban refereth thee?? African or European?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1165 on: November 16, 2013, 08:04:41 PM »
Banned for segregating bans.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1166 on: November 16, 2013, 08:31:17 PM »
Ban issued on the -not recognizing Monty Python lines- premise
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1167 on: November 16, 2013, 08:32:46 PM »
Banned for using Monty Python as an excuse.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1168 on: November 16, 2013, 08:33:54 PM »
Banned for segregating bans.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1169 on: November 16, 2013, 08:34:31 PM »
Banned for segregating bans.

banned for failure to properly distinguish between the laden or unladen European & African swallows in question

I ban myself for being late to the party
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