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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1080 on: October 30, 2013, 12:11:06 PM »
"BAN" roll on
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1081 on: October 30, 2013, 12:12:20 PM »
Banned for eating a ban sandwich.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1082 on: October 30, 2013, 12:16:41 PM »
Quote from the movie "Pootie Tang", "SEPTI TI MAH BANNIES!"
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1083 on: October 30, 2013, 05:26:39 PM »
Banned for eating a ban sandwich.

Banned for not specifying it was a german beer sausage eaten by a ravenous blonde.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1084 on: October 30, 2013, 05:37:47 PM »
Banned for eating a ban sandwich.

Banned for not specifying it was a german beer sausage eaten by a ravenous blonde.

Banned for using the word ravenous.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1085 on: November 01, 2013, 02:44:05 PM »
Banned for using a word you hate.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1086 on: November 10, 2013, 01:18:32 PM »
Banned for using a word you hate.

Banned for not being a Shiite.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1087 on: November 10, 2013, 06:53:36 PM »
Banned for using a word you hate.

Banned for not being a Shiite.

Bannned for even being close to using a forbidden word.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1088 on: November 10, 2013, 07:59:46 PM »
Banned for using a word you hate.

Banned for not being a Shiite.

Bannned for even being close to using a forbidden word.

Banned by the Holy Inquisition you heretic schismatic.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1089 on: November 10, 2013, 10:15:33 PM »
Banned for blaming an Orthodox Christian for the Inquisition.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1090 on: November 10, 2013, 10:22:20 PM »
Banned for mocking the Holy Inquisition, which nobody ever expects.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1091 on: November 10, 2013, 10:25:07 PM »
Banned for calling Inquisition "Holy"
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1092 on: November 10, 2013, 10:25:42 PM »
Banned for touching the mouse and keyboard for logging onto this forum and posting here.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1093 on: November 10, 2013, 10:26:20 PM »
Banned for ruining my clever ban.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1094 on: November 10, 2013, 10:27:33 PM »
Banned for having a clever ban
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1095 on: November 10, 2013, 10:30:39 PM »
Banned for not banning cleverly.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1096 on: November 10, 2013, 10:31:00 PM »
Banned for having a clever ban

Banned for heresy.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1097 on: November 10, 2013, 10:41:41 PM »
Banned for a most unknowledgeable ban.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1098 on: November 10, 2013, 10:44:01 PM »
Banned for a most unknowledgeable ban.

Banned just because I feel like doing it.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1099 on: November 10, 2013, 10:45:29 PM »
Banned for feeling.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1100 on: November 10, 2013, 10:52:12 PM »
Banned for having no feeling.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1101 on: November 11, 2013, 09:45:03 AM »
Whats this??

A Ban...

Yeee
GEEE
Hawww

Had?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1102 on: November 11, 2013, 04:43:38 PM »
Banned for not banning.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1103 on: November 11, 2013, 06:58:09 PM »
Banned for even thinking he would do what everyone else is doing here.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1104 on: November 11, 2013, 07:45:09 PM »
Banned for even thinking he would do what everyone else is doing here.

Banned for sinning and hypocrisy.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1105 on: November 11, 2013, 07:56:38 PM »
Banned for even thinking he would do what everyone else is doing here.

Banned for sinning and hypocrisy.

Banned for having only 41 posts as opposed to 42.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1106 on: November 11, 2013, 10:08:49 PM »
Banned for having less than 1150 posts
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1107 on: November 11, 2013, 10:45:27 PM »
banned for being a hypocrite

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1108 on: November 11, 2013, 10:45:59 PM »
Banned for being Serbian
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1109 on: November 12, 2013, 08:55:34 PM »
Banned  because you are loved .
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1110 on: November 12, 2013, 08:57:41 PM »
Banned  because you are loved .

Banned for making me miss a part of The Biggest Loser just so I could type this post.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1111 on: November 12, 2013, 09:11:08 PM »
Banned  because you are loved .

Banned because you are not loved.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1112 on: November 13, 2013, 07:44:50 AM »
Banned for knowing who is not loved.
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« Reply #1113 on: November 13, 2013, 08:35:18 AM »
Banned for knowing I know who is not loved.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1114 on: November 13, 2013, 08:51:01 AM »
Banned for not following the rules of the game.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1115 on: November 13, 2013, 09:05:04 AM »
Banned for reminding me there are rules of the game.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1116 on: November 13, 2013, 11:13:36 AM »
Banned for forgetting there are rules to the game.
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« Reply #1117 on: November 13, 2013, 03:22:15 PM »
Banned for being irritatingly sensible.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1118 on: November 13, 2013, 04:04:07 PM »
Banned for being irritatingly sensible.

Banned by the Westboro Baptist Church because God hates you.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1119 on: November 13, 2013, 04:05:56 PM »
Banned for failing to mention that God hates everybody except the WBC, according to the WBC.
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« Reply #1120 on: November 13, 2013, 04:17:22 PM »
Banned for failing to mention that God hates everybody except the WBC, according to the WBC.

Banned for using the WBC as a source.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1121 on: November 13, 2013, 06:29:08 PM »
Banned for not respecting the World Bowling Council.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1122 on: November 13, 2013, 11:44:58 PM »
Banned for not being a virtuous hypocrite.
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« Reply #1123 on: November 14, 2013, 12:26:05 AM »
Banned for not being a virtuous hypocrite.

Banned by God.

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« Reply #1124 on: November 14, 2013, 12:35:03 AM »
Banned for loving math.
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