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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1035 on: October 26, 2013, 10:36:39 PM »
The ammendment to the kings letter of bans has been ammended
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1036 on: October 26, 2013, 10:53:38 PM »
Hereby, all aliens are banned.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1037 on: October 28, 2013, 06:27:30 AM »
Banned for banning someone's comment that's almost a year and a half old.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1038 on: October 28, 2013, 08:56:22 AM »
Ban the man....from the clan......with one hand.........If you can
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1039 on: October 28, 2013, 01:08:31 PM »
Ban the man....from the clan......with one hand.........If you can
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1040 on: October 28, 2013, 01:15:30 PM »
Ok, heres a short war story with no rhymes;

And only after the smoke cleared before the moderators line of fire, yes amongst the banned,the warned, and the moderated did he still percieve movement on the OE forum.
His keyboard now red hot and smoldering he calmly reaches for another BANdaleer.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1041 on: October 28, 2013, 02:20:31 PM »
Banned for not being punny.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1042 on: October 28, 2013, 02:27:34 PM »
Banned for not being punny.

Banned for not being not punny.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1043 on: October 28, 2013, 02:59:30 PM »
The incredible hulk doesnt like "punny" humans either, though if you seek to ban him you'll probably need a Crayola Ban Crayon because he's green....
« Last Edit: October 28, 2013, 02:59:58 PM by Robert scho »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1044 on: October 28, 2013, 03:29:58 PM »
The incredible hulk doesnt like "punny" humans either, though if you seek to ban him you'll probably need a Crayola Ban Crayon because he's green....
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1045 on: October 28, 2013, 03:32:04 PM »
The incredible hulk doesnt like "punny" humans either, though if you seek to ban him you'll probably need a Crayola Ban Crayon because he's green....
Banned for failing to ban.
Banned for not banning the person above for trying to make this thread something other than what it is.  (What is it, anyway?)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1046 on: October 28, 2013, 03:53:27 PM »
This thread may just be a "contraBANd"?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1047 on: October 28, 2013, 04:03:44 PM »
Banned for having my father-in-law's sense of humor.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1048 on: October 28, 2013, 04:11:29 PM »
Thankyou!!
I'm truly honored!.....(and banned)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1049 on: October 28, 2013, 04:13:23 PM »
Ok, here goes....


BANNED FOR LOGGING OUT!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1050 on: October 28, 2013, 04:26:28 PM »
Banned for staying logged in.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1051 on: October 28, 2013, 04:28:18 PM »
Banned for liking Aristotle.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1052 on: October 28, 2013, 04:29:39 PM »
Banned for liking Aristotle.
Banned for not liking Aristotle.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1053 on: October 28, 2013, 04:34:43 PM »
Banned for liking Aristotle.
Banned for not liking Aristotle.

And this, my friends, is Aristotle:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1054 on: October 28, 2013, 06:54:26 PM »
Banned for being cruel to aristotle.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1055 on: October 28, 2013, 07:53:47 PM »
Banned for being cruel to aristotle.

Banned for not being crueler to Plato.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1056 on: October 28, 2013, 09:29:25 PM »
Banned for not appreciating that Plato kicked materialism's gluteus maximumus. See I still know my Latin and know no Greek. Other than Alpha and Omega and the one Greek part in the Latin Mass.  :D
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1057 on: October 28, 2013, 09:38:26 PM »
Banned for assuming that knowing the ubiquitously known latin phrase for Butt, qualifies you for knowing latin.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1058 on: October 29, 2013, 08:11:01 AM »
Banned for decking out honey badger (Aristotle) like a gladiator ((even though they're cute with their helmets on))
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1059 on: October 29, 2013, 10:22:29 AM »
Banned for decking out honey badger (Aristotle) like a gladiator ((even though they're cute with their helmets on))

Banned for confusing honey badgers, cats, gladiators, and philosophers.  And for thinking gladiators are cute.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1060 on: October 29, 2013, 10:49:37 AM »
Banned for the "lime peel cuteypie!"
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1061 on: October 29, 2013, 11:18:13 AM »
Banned for getting it.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1062 on: October 29, 2013, 09:04:46 PM »
Banned for thinking he gets it since to use my amazing Latin knowledge again: Congito ergo sum.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1063 on: October 30, 2013, 07:04:53 AM »
Banned for using amazing knowledge of Latin.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1064 on: October 30, 2013, 09:22:27 AM »
Banned for using amazing knowledge of Latin.

Quia non vitantur banning eum Latine.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1065 on: October 30, 2013, 09:35:18 AM »
Non enim voluntate vel cum velit sublata non dederit Latine scribere, et decora omnium mortua lingua.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1066 on: October 30, 2013, 09:58:00 AM »
Non enim voluntate vel cum velit sublata non dederit Latine scribere, et decora omnium mortua lingua.
Banned for not banning me in English, or at least Hebrew.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1067 on: October 30, 2013, 10:00:47 AM »
אסר על הרצון להיות מוחרמים בעברית.

Banned for wanting to be banned in Hebrew.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1068 on: October 30, 2013, 10:09:02 AM »
אסר על הרצון להיות מוחרמים בעברית.

Banned for wanting to be banned in Hebrew.

LOLOL!!! 

Banned for banning me in Hebrew and not Urdu.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1069 on: October 30, 2013, 10:11:27 AM »

Banned for wanting to be banned in Urdu

 اردو میں پر پابندی لگا دی جائے کرنے کی خواہش کے لئے پابندی عائد کر دی
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1070 on: October 30, 2013, 10:14:12 AM »

Banned for wanting to be banned in Urdu

 اردو میں پر پابندی لگا دی جائے کرنے کی خواہش کے لئے پابندی عائد کر دی

Banned for assuming I want to be banned in any language.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1071 on: October 30, 2013, 10:17:56 AM »
Could it be??!!

noooo....

YES!! The great "BAN OF BABLE!"
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1072 on: October 30, 2013, 10:20:58 AM »
Gebannt für die Annahme, dass ich davon ausgegangen, dass Sie nur durch die himmlischen Sprachen verboten werden wollte: Deutsch.

Banned for assuming that I assumed that you wanted to be banned only by the most heavenly of languages: German.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1073 on: October 30, 2013, 10:25:45 AM »
Gebannt für die Annahme, dass ich davon ausgegangen, dass Sie nur durch die himmlischen Sprachen verboten werden wollte: Deutsch.

Banned for assuming that I assumed that you wanted to be banned only by the most heavenly of languages: German.

Banned for thinking anything German, except some of their beers and sausages and blonds, is heavenly. 
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1074 on: October 30, 2013, 10:28:40 AM »
Banned! according to the great "multinational" ban pact of...................Today.
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« Reply #1075 on: October 30, 2013, 10:32:45 AM »
Banned for not providing the full text of the great "multinational" ban pact.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1076 on: October 30, 2013, 11:52:23 AM »
Oh goodness, "the trillions of bans that I would encur while attempting to post that phonebook",
"Banned for the request of "titanic proportions"
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1077 on: October 30, 2013, 11:55:30 AM »
Banned for the criminally negligent misuse of quotation marks.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1078 on: October 30, 2013, 12:07:26 PM »
Banned for the criminally negligent misuse of quotation marks.

Banned for not using this emoticon:  :police:.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1079 on: October 30, 2013, 12:08:41 PM »
Banned for assuming I want to give respect to an emoticon with a busdriver cap.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

Once Christ has filled the Cross, it can never be empty again.

"But God doesn't need your cookies!  Arrive on time!"