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« Reply #360 on: October 06, 2014, 10:07:50 PM »

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« Reply #361 on: October 16, 2014, 06:25:46 PM »


"I wish some Indian man could teach me about historical liturgical changes."
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« Reply #362 on: October 16, 2014, 06:26:53 PM »


"I wish some Indian man could teach me about historical liturgical changes."

"I'm the Indian man for you.  But first, a warning about a fellow who calls himself 'Antonious Nikolas'..."
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« Reply #363 on: October 16, 2014, 06:27:33 PM »

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« Reply #364 on: October 16, 2014, 07:24:30 PM »

"I'm the Indian man for you.  But first, a warning about a fellow who calls himself 'Antonious Nikolas'..."

I've never glanced at this thread before, but I sensed that someone had mentioned my name.  I'm kinda like Beetlejuice that way.  Anyway, you're wise to warn your lady love.  I'm a bad, bad boy!  Smiley

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« Reply #365 on: October 16, 2014, 09:44:31 PM »



Here she is being carried over the threshold (you know, BECAUSE SHE'S MARRIED).

Interesting choice of wedding apparel but hey, celebrities can be weird. Please note the phone - Mor is loudly sobbing on the other end.

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« Reply #366 on: October 16, 2014, 09:47:30 PM »

Here she is being carried over the threshold (you know, BECAUSE SHE'S MARRIED).

Interesting choice of wedding apparel but hey, celebrities can be weird. Please note the phone - Mor is loudly sobbing on the other end.



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« Reply #367 on: October 16, 2014, 09:50:15 PM »

Here she is being carried over the threshold (you know, BECAUSE SHE'S MARRIED).

Interesting choice of wedding apparel but hey, celebrities can be weird. Please note the phone - Mor is loudly sobbing on the other end.



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« Reply #368 on: October 16, 2014, 09:55:54 PM »



"I'm disappointed in you, kelly.  I thought we could be friends.  Take her out back and deal with it."
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« Reply #369 on: October 16, 2014, 09:59:53 PM »



"I'm disappointed in you, kelly.  I thought we could be friends.  Take her out back and deal with it."

I'm sorry, Kelly, but you brought it upon yourself. 
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« Reply #370 on: October 16, 2014, 10:00:37 PM »


Here she is being carried over the threshold (you know, BECAUSE SHE'S MARRIED, JUST NOT WITHIN THE LIFE-GIVING MYSTERY OF CHRIST'S ONE, HOLY, CATHOLIC, AND APOSTOLIC CHURCH SO, YOU KNOW, CANONICALLY, LIKE MEH, NOT REALLY).

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« Reply #371 on: October 16, 2014, 10:02:35 PM »


"I wish some Indian man could teach me about historical liturgical changes."

Why an Indian, when Bishop Synesius might have helped  Tongue
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« Reply #372 on: October 16, 2014, 10:04:16 PM »


"I wish some Indian man could teach me about historical liturgical changes."

Why an Indian, when Bishop Synesius might have helped  Tongue

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« Reply #373 on: October 16, 2014, 10:04:38 PM »


Here she is being carried over the threshold (you know, BECAUSE SHE'S MARRIED, JUST NOT WITHIN THE LIFE-GIVING MYSTERY OF CHRIST'S ONE, HOLY, CATHOLIC, AND APOSTOLIC CHURCH SO, YOU KNOW, CANONICALLY, LIKE MEH, NOT REALLY).

Fixed it.

I like you.  I like you a lot. 
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« Reply #374 on: October 16, 2014, 10:10:05 PM »

Someone post a picture of Daniel Craig.  Mor is a big fan of his as well.



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« Reply #375 on: October 17, 2014, 08:40:48 AM »


Here she is being carried over the threshold (you know, BECAUSE SHE'S MARRIED, JUST NOT WITHIN THE LIFE-GIVING MYSTERY OF CHRIST'S ONE, HOLY, CATHOLIC, AND APOSTOLIC CHURCH SO, YOU KNOW, CANONICALLY, LIKE MEH, NOT REALLY).

Fixed it.
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« Reply #376 on: October 17, 2014, 09:07:27 AM »

Rachel the Red Army soldier.




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"I'm the Indian man for you.  But first, a warning about a fellow who calls himself 'Antonious Nikolas'..."

Rightly so. Antonious is the master of multicultural integration and she's a Jewish gal...
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« Reply #377 on: October 17, 2014, 09:42:11 AM »

Rachel the Red Army soldier.

With this photo you have charmed Mor Ephrem and Rakovsky in one fell swoop.  Now if you can only find one of her dressed as an SS Obersturmbannführer or a Klanswoman to lure in our resident white nationalists!

Rightly so. Antonious is the master of multicultural integration and she's a Jewish gal...

It's true, but I don't have your panache in the menswear department.  Wink
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« Reply #378 on: Yesterday at 03:36:42 AM »

I've never glanced at this thread before, but I sensed that someone had mentioned my name.  I'm kinda like Beetlejuice that way.  Anyway, you're wise to warn your lady love.  I'm a bad, bad boy!  Smiley


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« Reply #379 on: Yesterday at 08:02:13 AM »

That's cool.  Let's be perfectly clear: I'm not interested in giving Mor Ephrem a run for his money in the Rachel Weisz department.  Like all boys, I had a number of celebrity crushes during my teenage years, but she was never on the list.  Wink
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« Reply #380 on: Yesterday at 06:07:12 PM »

That's cool.  Let's be perfectly clear: I'm not interested in giving Mor Ephrem a run for his money in the Rachel Weisz department.  Like all boys, I had a number of celebrity crushes during my teenage years, but she was never on the list.  Wink

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« Reply #381 on: Yesterday at 06:17:17 PM »

She looked so much better in the Mummy sequel. They ruined her eyebrows in the first one.
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« Reply #382 on: Yesterday at 06:18:52 PM »

She is perfect.
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« Reply #383 on: Yesterday at 06:44:26 PM »

She looked so much better in the Mummy sequel. They ruined her eyebrows in the first one.
i think, if I remember correctly, this was to try to make her look geeky, and then segway into hotness
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« Reply #384 on: Yesterday at 06:53:55 PM »

She looked so much better in the Mummy sequel. They ruined her eyebrows in the first one.
i think, if I remember correctly, this was to try to make her look geeky, and then segway into hotness

The geekiness of Rachel is hotter than ten thousand times ten thousand suns. 
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