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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #360 on: August 30, 2012, 02:45:26 PM »
Here in suburban DC there is an Orthodox Singles club. When they started it they were literally overrun so many people were interested.

They have mixers and ski trips and such the like. Several marriages have resulted.

You can contact St. Mark Orthodox Church in Bethesda, MD and ask them for contact info.

I’ve been to St. Mark in Bethesda. People there have lovely voices…

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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #361 on: August 30, 2012, 03:39:41 PM »
Here in suburban DC there is an Orthodox Singles club. When they started it they were literally overrun so many people were interested.

They have mixers and ski trips and such the like. Several marriages have resulted.

You can contact St. Mark Orthodox Church in Bethesda, MD and ask them for contact info.

I’ve been to St. Mark in Bethesda. People there have lovely voices…

Come out and see us too in Beltsville. Slim pickens single man wise but love to have you.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #362 on: August 30, 2012, 04:16:32 PM »
Here in suburban DC there is an Orthodox Singles club. When they started it they were literally overrun so many people were interested.

They have mixers and ski trips and such the like. Several marriages have resulted.

You can contact St. Mark Orthodox Church in Bethesda, MD and ask them for contact info.

I’ve been to St. Mark in Bethesda. People there have lovely voices…

Come out and see us too in Beltsville. Slim pickens single man wise but love to have you.

Is it St. Mark in Beltsville? I will try to visit during Lent time…will not be seeking for single men.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #363 on: August 30, 2012, 04:23:36 PM »
JamesR,

In this country, the internet, people don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Well...uh...people who aren't destined for/already in jail don't want to marry 16 year olds.

gypsies can marry from the age of 3 :D

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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #364 on: August 30, 2012, 04:52:01 PM »
JamesR,

In this country, the internet, people don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Well...uh...people who aren't destined for/already in jail don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Umm . . . uh . . . the age of consent in parts of this country is 16. Canada it is 16. Mexico, who knows . . .

12, actually, although some parts have it higher.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #365 on: August 30, 2012, 05:07:19 PM »
JamesR,

In this country, the internet, people don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Well...uh...people who aren't destined for/already in jail don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Umm . . . uh . . . the age of consent in parts of this country is 16. Canada it is 16. Mexico, who knows . . .

12, actually, although some parts have it higher.

12, eh.  Mexico - the Thailand of the Western Hemisphere
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #366 on: August 30, 2012, 05:12:12 PM »
I want a husband. I am thinking I would like to date an Armenian man, or one of a similar culture, though I am open to ones who may resemble the traits of a Catholic, Portuguese futball coach.

:) Mourinho the bastard?He is taken.. I am here to be ur husband :D
I don't mean him literally. He's too old for me anyway.

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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #367 on: August 30, 2012, 07:51:07 PM »
I've never understood what character references are supposed to do. Almost everyone puts either their friends or relatives, who are far from unbiased sources about your character, so they should really just re-title that part of applications "Prove to us that you have at least three friends by writing them down in the space provided".
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #368 on: August 30, 2012, 08:38:35 PM »
Here in suburban DC there is an Orthodox Singles club. When they started it they were literally overrun so many people were interested

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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #369 on: August 30, 2012, 08:47:49 PM »
How are Orthodox single women anyway? A little hestitant myself.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #370 on: August 30, 2012, 10:15:20 PM »
Here in suburban DC there is an Orthodox Singles club. When they started it they were literally overrun so many people were interested.

They have mixers and ski trips and such the like. Several marriages have resulted.

You can contact St. Mark Orthodox Church in Bethesda, MD and ask them for contact info.

I’ve been to St. Mark in Bethesda. People there have lovely voices…

Come out and see us too in Beltsville. Slim pickens single man wise but love to have you.

Is it St. Mark in Beltsville? I will try to visit during Lent time…will not be seeking for single men.


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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #371 on: August 30, 2012, 10:17:51 PM »
How are Orthodox single women anyway? A little hestitant myself.

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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #372 on: August 30, 2012, 10:59:54 PM »
How are Orthodox single women anyway? A little hestitant myself.

Meek, guileless, and feisty, depending on the situation.
Good summary.  Doesn't help when most of the people at the church are either old or married with kids. I'm planning on visiting a few other parishes after I am chrismated.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #373 on: August 31, 2012, 12:20:24 AM »
JamesR,

In this country, the internet, people don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Well...uh...people who aren't destined for/already in jail don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Umm . . . uh . . . the age of consent in parts of this country is 16. Canada it is 16. Mexico, who knows . . .

12, actually, although some parts have it higher.

12, eh.  Mexico - the Thailand of the Western Hemisphere
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #374 on: August 31, 2012, 01:52:55 PM »
How are Orthodox single women anyway? A little hestitant myself.

I found an article about the differences between attracting Christian women and secular women.  I copied and pasted it:

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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #375 on: August 31, 2012, 01:54:51 PM »
How are Orthodox single women anyway? A little hestitant myself.

I found an article about the differences between attracting Christian women and secular women.  I copied and pasted it:

Really? So secular women now pray Orthodox prayers, fast with you, go to hour and a half long church services, read the Scripture together, etc.? Awesome!  8)
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #376 on: August 31, 2012, 02:44:00 PM »
JamesR,

In this country, the internet, people don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Well...uh...people who aren't destined for/already in jail don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Umm . . . uh . . . the age of consent in parts of this country is 16. Canada it is 16. Mexico, who knows . . .

12, actually, although some parts have it higher.

Sounds like the age of certain person named at like every Orthodox service. And something that should be kept in mind with all the "adolescent" bashing that goes on around here.

In many States of the Union the age of consent is lower if you are married. So you can actually marry someone depending on the statutes governing marriage before the age of consent and still have sex with them legally.

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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #377 on: August 31, 2012, 02:47:36 PM »
JamesR,

In this country, the internet, people don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Well...uh...people who aren't destined for/already in jail don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Umm . . . uh . . . the age of consent in parts of this country is 16. Canada it is 16. Mexico, who knows . . .

12, actually, although some parts have it higher.

12, eh.  Mexico - the Thailand of the Western Hemisphere

Not that you are planning on doing what anyone might think you might, but surely you know you are still governed by the laws of that Nation from you are a citizen in.

I was in Austria before the big reform on age of consent laws. IIRC, heterosexual sex was consensual upon the age of 14 and homosexual upon the age of 18.

They reformed the laws and made both 16.

While I know is a scintillating story, I'll spare you all.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #378 on: August 31, 2012, 04:05:56 PM »
How are Orthodox single women anyway? A little hestitant myself.

I found an article about the differences between attracting Christian women and secular women.  I copied and pasted it:

Really? So secular women now pray Orthodox prayers, fast with you, go to hour and a half long church services, read the Scripture together, etc.? Awesome!  8)

I said "attracting".  I have yet to find an Orthodox woman IRL who finds a man who prays, fasts, reads scripture, and attends hour long church services to be attractive unless there are other factors involved.  I think you will find that any Orthodox girl you attract will find the same things attractive in you that a secular girl would have.

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« Reply #379 on: August 31, 2012, 04:12:29 PM »
Sure, everybody wants a partner who is Orthodox and X, Y, Z. No surprises there. That's why this thread exists, right? And a million more just like it, after Ergib gets married? ;)

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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #380 on: August 31, 2012, 04:14:35 PM »
JamesR,

In this country, the internet, people don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Well...uh...people who aren't destined for/already in jail don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Umm . . . uh . . . the age of consent in parts of this country is 16. Canada it is 16. Mexico, who knows . . .

12, actually, although some parts have it higher.

12, eh.  Mexico - the Thailand of the Western Hemisphere
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« Reply #381 on: August 31, 2012, 04:21:45 PM »
Really? So secular women now pray Orthodox prayers, fast with you, go to hour and a half long church services, read the Scripture together, etc.? Awesome!  8)

Strangely, I have found few Orhtodox woman that do this either.  That is, if they even bother to attend Church.  Now Lutheran women, that is a whole different story.  Don't even get me started on the Interdenominational and Pentecostal women!
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #382 on: August 31, 2012, 04:35:20 PM »
I always figured that I would either marry an Orthodox, Roman Catholic or atheist woman. I think that Protestantism may be too difficult in regards to reconciling our religious beliefs in our life and deciding how to raise the children. In fact, I imagine that it would be fun to have an atheist wife. I imagine that she would be the most open-minded in bed.
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« Reply #383 on: August 31, 2012, 04:48:06 PM »
Sure, everybody wants a partner who is Orthodox and X, Y, Z. No surprises there. That's why this thread exists, right? And a million more just like it, after Ergib gets married? ;)

The question I answered was "How are Orthodox single women anyway?"  The point I was trying to drive home was - they are very woman-like.  Women all operate pretty much the same.

But if you want my honest answer, in my experience the non-religious women I have dated have been on average much more pleasant than the Christian ones.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #384 on: August 31, 2012, 04:49:16 PM »
I always figured that I would either marry an Orthodox, Roman Catholic or atheist woman. I think that Protestantism may be too difficult in regards to reconciling our religious beliefs in our life and deciding how to raise the children. In fact, I imagine that it would be fun to have an atheist wife. I imagine that she would be the most open-minded in bed.

Ever dated an atheist?  There's a lot more than just wild sex...like, 100% of it.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #385 on: August 31, 2012, 05:36:09 PM »
In my experience, I have found that irreligious women are much more easy-going, openminded and pleasant to be around opposed to the religious women who expect to be treated like royalty and are much harder on you and closedminded.
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« Reply #386 on: August 31, 2012, 06:04:14 PM »
In fact, I imagine that it would be fun to have an atheist wife. I imagine that she would be the most open-minded in bed.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #387 on: August 31, 2012, 06:27:33 PM »
JamesR, I'm sorry if I'm wrong at deciphering your thought pattern, but I think you should consider a woman to be your partner in life, not a thing in bed, it'll do very good for both of you.

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« Reply #388 on: August 31, 2012, 09:36:38 PM »
I always figured that I would either marry an Orthodox, Roman Catholic or atheist woman. I think that Protestantism may be too difficult in regards to reconciling our religious beliefs in our life and deciding how to raise the children. In fact, I imagine that it would be fun to have an atheist wife. I imagine that she would be the most open-minded in bed.

Why don't you just marry an inflatable woman.  She would seem to be right for you.  You might want to buy an inflatable Arab woman.  They are the easiest of all.  They blow themselves up.
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« Reply #389 on: August 31, 2012, 09:43:15 PM »
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« Reply #390 on: August 31, 2012, 10:18:40 PM »
Hahaha. Racism. ::)

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« Reply #391 on: August 31, 2012, 10:29:27 PM »
How are Orthodox single women anyway? A little hestitant myself.

I found an article about the differences between attracting Christian women and secular women.  I copied and pasted it:

Really? So secular women now pray Orthodox prayers, fast with you, go to hour and a half long church services, read the Scripture together, etc.? Awesome!  8)

I said "attracting".  I have yet to find an Orthodox woman IRL who finds a man who prays, fasts, reads scripture, and attends hour long church services to be attractive unless there are other factors involved.  I think you will find that any Orthodox girl you attract will find the same things attractive in you that a secular girl would have.

I married a girl based on little apart from prayer, church attendance, fasting, etc...   :angel:   But I did read your post too fast and missed what you were getting at :)
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #392 on: August 31, 2012, 10:35:36 PM »
I always figured that I would either marry an Orthodox, Roman Catholic or atheist woman. I think that Protestantism may be too difficult in regards to reconciling our religious beliefs in our life and deciding how to raise the children. In fact, I imagine that it would be fun to have an atheist wife. I imagine that she would be the most open-minded in bed.

Why don't you just marry an inflatable woman.  She would seem to be right for you.  You might want to buy an inflatable Arab woman.  They are the easiest of all.  They blow themselves up.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #393 on: September 01, 2012, 04:32:55 AM »
I always figured that I would either marry an Orthodox, Roman Catholic or atheist woman. I think that Protestantism may be too difficult in regards to reconciling our religious beliefs in our life and deciding how to raise the children. In fact, I imagine that it would be fun to have an atheist wife. I imagine that she would be the most open-minded in bed.

Why don't you just marry an inflatable woman.  She would seem to be right for you.  You might want to buy an inflatable Arab woman.  They are the easiest of all.  They blow themselves up.

That is not a bad idea. Say $100 for an inflatable woman that lasts a lifetime and only requires being blown up every once in a while. Low maintenance, doesn't talk or nag, isn't very expensive, doesn't age etc.
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« Reply #394 on: September 01, 2012, 04:42:01 AM »
I always figured that I would either marry an Orthodox, Roman Catholic or atheist woman. I think that Protestantism may be too difficult in regards to reconciling our religious beliefs in our life and deciding how to raise the children. In fact, I imagine that it would be fun to have an atheist wife. I imagine that she would be the most open-minded in bed.

Why don't you just marry an inflatable woman.  She would seem to be right for you.  You might want to buy an inflatable Arab woman.  They are the easiest of all.  They blow themselves up.

That is not a bad idea. Say $100 for an inflatable woman that lasts a lifetime and only requires being blown up every once in a while. Low maintenance, doesn't talk or nag, isn't very expensive, doesn't age etc.
I'd recommend something that costs a couple of thousand, but I won't solicit it on this forum.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #395 on: September 01, 2012, 04:43:19 AM »
That is not a bad idea. Say $100 for an inflatable woman that lasts a lifetime and only requires being blown up every once in a while. Low maintenance, doesn't talk or nag, isn't very expensive, doesn't age etc.


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« Reply #396 on: September 01, 2012, 04:51:04 AM »


Yea...
To all the Brooklyn girls
To all the French girls
To all the Oriental girls

Chinese...
Japanese...
To all the Swiss girls
To the Italian women

To the upper east side Mombiles
To all the Jamaican girls
And to the top-less dancers
Australian...

And Brazilian
To the southern belles
To the Puerto Rican girls
To the stewardesses flying around the world...
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« Reply #397 on: September 01, 2012, 05:03:17 AM »


Yea...
To all the Brooklyn girls
To all the French girls
To all the Oriental girls

Chinese...
Japanese...
To all the Swiss girls
To the Italian women

To the upper east side Mombiles
To all the Jamaican girls
And to the top-less dancers
Australian...

And Brazilian
To the southern belles
To the Puerto Rican girls
To the stewardesses flying around the world...


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Offline Shiny

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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #398 on: September 01, 2012, 05:21:38 AM »
How are Orthodox single women anyway? A little hestitant myself.

Meek, guileless, and feisty, depending on the situation.
What about intelligence though? A big turn on for me. I like a little feisty now and then, but meek is where it's at. Meek and intelligent, the dream girl of thee.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #399 on: September 01, 2012, 05:42:26 AM »
I've met a number of intelligent Orthodox women on this forum, but I was speaking mostly from personal experience and just listed the first three things that came to mind.

Also, the image above scares me.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #400 on: September 01, 2012, 06:05:33 AM »


Yea...
To all the Brooklyn girls
To all the French girls
To all the Oriental girls

Chinese...
Japanese...
To all the Swiss girls
To the Italian women

To the upper east side Mombiles
To all the Jamaican girls
And to the top-less dancers
Australian...

And Brazilian
To the southern belles
To the Puerto Rican girls
To the stewardesses flying around the world...


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Having this text embedded in my head for reasons too boring to mention, I just gotta make a correction:

Upper East Side nubiles

EDIT: Brilliant and frightening.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #401 on: September 01, 2012, 02:33:08 PM »
You know I was curious why those lyrics didn't have "Upper East-side nubiles" because I swore I heard the same thing on the CD, and I assumed I was wrong. Oh well.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #402 on: September 01, 2012, 03:02:49 PM »


Yea...
To all the Brooklyn girls
To all the French girls
To all the Oriental girls

Chinese...
Japanese...
To all the Swiss girls
To the Italian women

To the upper east side Mombiles
To all the Jamaican girls
And to the top-less dancers
Australian...

And Brazilian
To the southern belles
To the Puerto Rican girls
To the stewardesses flying around the world...


Post of the month nominee.



Please be joking.

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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #403 on: September 01, 2012, 03:07:29 PM »

To the upper east side Mombiles
To all the Jamaican girls
And to the top-less dancers
Australian...



Having this text embedded in my head for reasons too boring to mention, I just gotta make a correction:

Upper East Side nubiles


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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #404 on: September 01, 2012, 03:10:24 PM »
who r u
“There is your brother, naked, crying, and you stand there confused over the choice of an attractive floor covering.”

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