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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #315 on: May 23, 2012, 12:44:41 PM »
Where do good Christians meet?  :angel:

How do you look? The best way for a woman to find a man is to be pretty and in shape. (not obese)


lol. 5’2”, 110lb

You are right, but I’m fit and beautiful. I also don’t have a problem meeting men. It is just so hard finding the true OC and attractive guy.


I never saw your pic, but I'm sure you are a very beautiful woman, however, it's a personal preference of mine to pursue women who are 5'4 and taller. Sorry! Height is something I can overlook if the person has other qualities I desire, but I'm a little over 6 feet, and I would have to bend over alot in order to talk to you and walk with you. Such a thing is very uncomfortable for me.


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I understand. You are too tall for me  :)

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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #316 on: August 23, 2012, 06:15:30 PM »
Where do good Christians meet?  :angel:

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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #317 on: August 24, 2012, 08:28:55 AM »
Where do good Christians meet?  :angel:

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Hahaha…. No longer looking  ;D If it is God’s will; He will send a husband to me. :)

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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #318 on: August 24, 2012, 08:37:15 AM »
Where do good Christians meet?  :angel:

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Hahaha…. No longer looking  ;D If it is God’s will; He will send a husband to me. :)

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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #319 on: August 24, 2012, 11:13:11 AM »
Where do good Christians meet?  :angel:

Orthodox discussion boards, of course  :police:

Hahaha…. No longer looking  ;D If it is God’s will; He will send a husband to me. :)

My priest and I have discussed this at length.  Not looking and expecting God to do all the work is a great way to stay single.   ;)
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #320 on: August 24, 2012, 06:07:57 PM »

I agree with Vamrat. Trusting the Lord to bring that person to you is the best thing one can do. I have seen several people's life being somewhat complicated because they were desperate enough to fall in the wrong hands.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #321 on: August 24, 2012, 07:05:33 PM »
OMG! Man-hungry Orthodox female! Are you decently attractive, not too emotional and able to cook? If so I am highly interested if you don't mind having a younger man :)
...Or it's just possible he's a mouthy young man on an internet forum.
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« Reply #322 on: August 24, 2012, 07:46:29 PM »
OMG! Man-hungry Orthodox female! Are you decently attractive, not too emotional and able to cook? If so I am highly interested if you don't mind having a younger man :)

She wants a husband, not a son (at least not at this point).
I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #323 on: August 24, 2012, 07:57:43 PM »
OMG! Man-hungry Orthodox female! Are you decently attractive, not too emotional and able to cook? If so I am highly interested if you don't mind having a younger man :)

She wants a husband, not a son (at least not at this point).
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #324 on: August 24, 2012, 10:18:13 PM »
I want a husband. I am thinking I would like to date an Armenian man, or one of a similar culture, though I am open to ones who may resemble the traits of a Catholic, Portuguese futball coach.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #325 on: August 24, 2012, 11:47:10 PM »
So if any of you ladies are interested in children, I am pretty fertile. My Mexican teenage boy sperm packs a pretty powerful punch if I do say so myself, my Coptic caramel skinned beauties :) rawr.
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« Reply #326 on: August 25, 2012, 12:13:07 AM »
^Post of the month, easy.
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« Reply #328 on: August 25, 2012, 12:23:48 AM »
By the way James, I'm a decent cook on the offchance you need a roommate and we're in the same city.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #329 on: August 25, 2012, 12:52:55 AM »

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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #330 on: August 25, 2012, 01:08:51 AM »
So if any of you ladies are interested in children, I am pretty fertile. My Mexican teenage boy sperm packs a pretty powerful punch if I do say so myself, my Coptic caramel skinned beauties :) rawr.

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.

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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #331 on: August 25, 2012, 01:19:41 AM »
So if any of you ladies are interested in children, I am pretty fertile. My Mexican teenage boy sperm packs a pretty powerful punch if I do say so myself, my Coptic caramel skinned beauties :) rawr.
I am surprised that you have tested it so much.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #332 on: August 25, 2012, 01:20:54 AM »
Oh you can laugh but we Mexicans are known for being notoriously fertile :-) this on top of the fact that none of us get abortions leads us to having tons of kids.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #333 on: August 25, 2012, 01:24:01 AM »
Oh you can laugh but we Mexicans are known for being notoriously fertile :-) this on top of the fact that none of us get abortions leads us to having tons of kids.
Or not knowing what a condom is.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #334 on: August 25, 2012, 01:27:37 AM »
Pffh, you can keep your condoms. My sperm does not deserve to be held back by a condom.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #335 on: August 25, 2012, 01:31:35 AM »
I miss when this thread was about finding Ergib a husband. I miss it a lot.  :-\
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #336 on: August 25, 2012, 01:47:12 AM »
Pffh, you can keep your condoms. My sperm does not deserve to be held back by a condom.
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« Reply #337 on: August 25, 2012, 02:12:23 AM »
I miss when this thread was about finding Ergib a husband. I miss it a lot.  :-\
Ok, fine me a husband.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #338 on: August 25, 2012, 02:43:54 AM »
I miss when this thread was about finding Ergib a husband. I miss it a lot.  :-\
Ok, fine me a husband.

TA-da!
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« Reply #339 on: August 25, 2012, 02:49:06 AM »
I miss when this thread was about finding Ergib a husband. I miss it a lot.  :-\
Ok, find me a husband.

TA-da!
Edited for typo on my part.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #340 on: August 25, 2012, 03:12:19 AM »
JamesR,

In this country, the internet, people don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Well...uh...people who aren't destined for/already in jail don't want to marry 16 year olds.

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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #341 on: August 25, 2012, 03:16:52 AM »
JamesR,

In this country, the internet, people don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Well...uh...people who aren't destined for/already in jail don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Umm . . . uh . . . the age of consent in parts of this country is 16. Canada it is 16. Mexico, who knows . . .

I've met many 16 year olds who were much more ready for marriage than people twice their age.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #342 on: August 25, 2012, 03:18:16 AM »
JamesR,

In this country, the internet, people don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Well...uh...people who aren't destined for/already in jail don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Umm . . . uh . . . the age of consent in parts of this country is 16. Canada it is 16. Mexico, who knows . . .

I've met many 16 year olds who were much more ready for marriage than people twice their age.
Personally, I refuse to marry someone who cannot legally drink in every state of this United States.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #343 on: August 25, 2012, 03:20:11 AM »
JamesR,

In this country, the internet, people don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Well...uh...people who aren't destined for/already in jail don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Umm . . . uh . . . the age of consent in parts of this country is 16. Canada it is 16. Mexico, who knows . . .

I've met many 16 year olds who were much more ready for marriage than people twice their age.
Personally, I refuse to marry someone who cannot legally drink in every state of this United States.

If you are going to be picky . . . well good luck!
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #344 on: August 25, 2012, 03:24:18 AM »
Ladies, you could do worse than to speculate on JamesR. Get in on the ground floor while you can.

In 10 years his value will be through the roof.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #345 on: August 25, 2012, 03:34:36 AM »
The man makes a good point. I'm not too picky either. I only have three requirements for a woman. 1) can cook 2) doesn't complain too much 3) is decently attractive.
...Or it's just possible he's a mouthy young man on an internet forum.
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« Reply #346 on: August 25, 2012, 03:34:49 AM »
Wait.

Why does legally being able to drink matter? Just curious.
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« Reply #347 on: August 25, 2012, 03:36:43 AM »
The man makes a good point. I'm not too picky either. I only have three requirements for a woman. 1) can cook 2) doesn't complain too much 3) is decently attractive.
4) Doesnt bring baggage
5) Intelligent
6) brings home the bacon

Sorry about the last part, not sure if my list is Sauron approved yet. I'm still waiting for his novella "The Role of the Woman and her bacon"
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« Reply #348 on: August 25, 2012, 03:37:45 AM »
I've met many 16 year olds who were much more ready for marriage than people twice their age.
Seriously? Not that I want to be loserly and hang around high schools for my speed dating...
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« Reply #349 on: August 25, 2012, 04:14:58 AM »
The man makes a good point. I'm not too picky either. I only have three requirements for a woman. 1) can cook 2) doesn't complain too much 3) is decently attractive.

Sounds like me, if you'll skip the "woman" part - will it do?
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« Reply #350 on: August 25, 2012, 07:08:12 AM »
This thread got real dumb real fast.
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« Reply #351 on: August 25, 2012, 10:50:25 AM »
This thread got real dumb real fast.

That usually happens upon a certain poster's first post.
I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

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« Reply #352 on: August 25, 2012, 06:32:45 PM »
The man makes a good point. I'm not too picky either. I only have three requirements for a woman. 1) can cook 2) doesn't complain too much 3) is decently attractive.

Sounds like me, if you'll skip the "woman" part - will it do?


Works for me!   :-*
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« Reply #353 on: August 26, 2012, 07:19:08 AM »
Works for me!   :-*

Nah, you're just flattering me... :>

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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #354 on: August 30, 2012, 08:48:16 AM »
Where do good Christians meet?  :angel:

Orthodox discussion boards, of course  :police:

Hahaha…. No longer looking  ;D If it is God’s will; He will send a husband to me. :)

With a bow to your door? Like the Old Spice Guy?


I'm here to be your husband.

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« Reply #355 on: August 30, 2012, 10:21:58 AM »
JamesR,

In this country, the internet, people don't want to marry 16 year olds.

Well...uh...people who aren't destined for/already in jail don't want to marry 16 year olds.

gypsies can marry from the age of 3 :D
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« Reply #356 on: August 30, 2012, 10:26:02 AM »
I want a husband. I am thinking I would like to date an Armenian man, or one of a similar culture, though I am open to ones who may resemble the traits of a Catholic, Portuguese futball coach.

:) Mourinho the bastard?He is taken.. I am here to be ur husband :D
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #357 on: August 30, 2012, 12:01:02 PM »
Here in suburban DC there is an Orthodox Singles club. When they started it they were literally overrun so many people were interested.

They have mixers and ski trips and such the like. Several marriages have resulted.

You can contact St. Mark Orthodox Church in Bethesda, MD and ask them for contact info.
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Your idea has been debunked 1000 times already.. Maybe 1001 will be the charm

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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #358 on: August 30, 2012, 12:41:55 PM »
ski trips
Orthodox ski trips.

I imagine at least 70% of the participants are lost to the call of hermitage somewhere in the snow-capped peaks of... wherever you go to ski near DC.
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Re: Looking for a husband…
« Reply #359 on: August 30, 2012, 01:23:32 PM »
ski trips
Orthodox ski trips.

I imagine at least 70% of the participants are lost to the call of hermitage somewhere in the snow-capped peaks of... wherever you go to ski near DC.

You can ski on the enormous dung piles around town once they are covered with snow  ;D
Your idea has been debunked 1000 times already.. Maybe 1001 will be the charm