Currently en route to the big Ph.D. in linguistics so that I can, uh...do what I do now but make people call me doctor, I guess. My dream is to eventually stop doing this and settle down in the linguistics, classics, or theology departments of some nice university (wherever I need to be to get paid to work with Coptic, Syriac, etc. all day), taking occasional sabbaticals to work in the field with the growing minority-language diasporas in the West so as to hopefully do something more than just lament how completely assimilated they are becoming. And, if the situation on the ground in the relevant parts of the M.E. and surrounding areas ever stops being awful (doubtful, but with God, all things are possible), maybe working there, too.