Wow, amartin. That's deep, maaaaaaaaaaaan. Groovy.
Isa...all of Papist's attempts to give you a nickname has got me wondering: Are there diminutive versions of names in Arabic? I have known Mohameds who go by "Mo", but I mean more like how in Russian Dimitry becomes "Dimka", Alexander "Sasha" (I never got an explanation for that one in my 6-7 years of Russian study...), Vladimir "Vova", etc.
Just going from the names of people I know from church, it seems unlikely. There would of course be theological problems in calling Nabil "Nabi" or Maria "Mari"...
(Eh, why not...this thread can't get more off topic, right?)