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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #225 on: October 28, 2014, 09:27:33 AM »
I don't know who Monica Bellucci is, but judging from those photos in the link above, I am not impressed.  More photoshopping is needed for me to get interested.

Face reality.  In 20 years you won't even look 5% as good as Monica, unless you had some major surgery.

When you get my age, even someone only 5% as good looking as Monica would present a temptation.
I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #226 on: October 28, 2014, 09:29:47 AM »
I don't know who Monica Bellucci is, but judging from those photos in the link above, I am not impressed.  More photoshopping is needed for me to get interested.

Face reality.  In 20 years you won't even look 5% as good as Monica, unless you had some major surgery.

When you get my age, even someone only 5% as good looking as Monica would present a temptation.

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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #227 on: October 28, 2014, 10:03:11 AM »
I don't know who Monica Bellucci is, but judging from those photos in the link above, I am not impressed.  More photoshopping is needed for me to get interested.

Face reality.  In 20 years you won't even look 5% as good as Monica, unless you had some major surgery.
As a relatively unattractive 34 yr old male, I doubt I look 5% as good as Monica right now, but that does not stop me from being unimpressed with her unphotoshopped photos. When I check out women on the internet, they better be super freakin' smokin' hot, otherwise I'm just wasting my time. I can go to google images, type in "hot girl" and come up with thousands of more interesting pictures to examine.
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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #228 on: October 28, 2014, 10:04:48 AM »
I don't know who Monica Bellucci is, but judging from those photos in the link above, I am not impressed.  More photoshopping is needed for me to get interested.

Face reality.  In 20 years you won't even look 5% as good as Monica, unless you had some major surgery.
When I check out women on the internet, they better be super freakin' smokin' hot, otherwise I'm just wasting my time.

Fixed.   :P
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« Reply #229 on: October 28, 2014, 10:08:24 AM »
I don't know who Monica Bellucci is, but judging from those photos in the link above, I am not impressed.  More photoshopping is needed for me to get interested.

Face reality.  In 20 years you won't even look 5% as good as Monica, unless you had some major surgery.
When I check out women on the internet, they better be super freakin' smokin' hot, otherwise I'm just wasting my time.

Fixed.   :P
Well, that is a given, but since we have already established the fact that we are checking out women by looking at Monica Bellucci, we must now determine the extent by which we are wasting time. Are we wasting time looking at over-the-hill Italian women or young blonde co-eds? Such decisions cannot be made lightly.  ;)
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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #230 on: October 28, 2014, 10:16:07 AM »
I don't know who Monica Bellucci is, but judging from those photos in the link above, I am not impressed.  More photoshopping is needed for me to get interested.

Face reality.  In 20 years you won't even look 5% as good as Monica, unless you had some major surgery.
When I check out women on the internet, they better be super freakin' smokin' hot, otherwise I'm just wasting my time.

Fixed.   :P
Well, that is a given, but since we have already established the fact that we are checking out women by looking at Monica Bellucci, we must now determine the extent by which we are wasting time. Are we wasting time looking at over-the-hill Italian women or young blonde co-eds? Such decisions cannot be made lightly.  ;)

I'll take Monica, as co-ed implies men and women.
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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #231 on: October 28, 2014, 10:19:57 AM »
young blinds but just the women  ;)

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« Reply #232 on: October 28, 2014, 10:20:15 AM »
I don't know who Monica Bellucci is, but judging from those photos in the link above, I am not impressed.  More photoshopping is needed for me to get interested.

Face reality.  In 20 years you won't even look 5% as good as Monica, unless you had some major surgery.
When I check out women on the internet, they better be super freakin' smokin' hot, otherwise I'm just wasting my time.

Fixed.   :P
Well, that is a given, but since we have already established the fact that we are checking out women by looking at Monica Bellucci, we must now determine the extent by which we are wasting time. Are we wasting time looking at over-the-hill Italian women or young blonde co-eds? Such decisions cannot be made lightly.  ;)

I'll take Monica, as co-ed implies men and women.
If I was allowed to link to urbandictionary from work, I would show you how so very wrong you are.  

And now I am feeling a bit dirty, so I think I will end this convo.  :P
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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #233 on: October 28, 2014, 10:23:24 AM »
I think the problem is that doing it without your mind wandering is pretty much impossible.  Plus do we really want to turn something sexual into strict mechanics?  It is always ideal to become free from the need through a mutually agreeable act with one's spouse.  Now as a guy I know that once you are to a certain point there is a risk that said freedom may come before the other person gets anything out of it so I see nothing wrong with the spouse freely helping relieve said tension without resorting to traditional intercourse.  After all it since our bodies belong to our spouses the owner should make sure their possessions are taken care of properly (of course this goes both ways)
That's what I think, too. Since your mind is the most erogenous zone, it may be very difficult to do this without thinking about those things. Besides, there actually is the problem of turning sexual activities in just pleasure of oneself.
I also agree, that someones spouse can help masturbating.

But here is, what I wanted to post. I'd like to translate the last paragraph for you:
"More serious are the things in the case of masturbation. If a cleric causes the secretion of sperm in this way, he will be punished with idleness of one year. However, it is enough to stop the habit: if he continues doing it, he will be cleaned (I have no idea what they mean with this, maybe there is somebody who could help me.). If the onanist is a layman or monk, he will be punished with simple aphorism of forty days, which he will have to pass with dry food and hundred genuflections daily. Double as much to the aphorism and the dry food, but same on the amount of genuflections is the punishment in mutual masturbation ("double working in wanking")."

I'd think, that the last sentence is meant outsides of marriage. The source of this site is the book called "Σύστημα του Εκκλησιαστικού Δικαίου κατά την εν Ελλάδι ισχύν αυτού" (System of Ecclesiastical law in the potency in Greece) of Π. Παναγιωτάκου (P. Panagiotakou) under "Το Ποινικόν Δίκαιον της Εκκλησίας" (The criminal law of the Church).

Besides, let's look at the view of the Roman-Catholic Church on this topic, which we can read here. Let me also translate this:
"2352 Masturbation is the deliberate stimulation of the sex organs with the aim of sexual desire. "The fact is, that both, the Magisterium in its long and always consistent tradition and the moral sense of the faithful have never hesitated to brand masturbation as a heavy improperly action", because "the free use of sexual gender power, whatever motive there is, contradicts outside normal conjugal relations of its objective significantly." The sought for its own sake sexual pleasure misses "the by the moral order demanded sexual relationship, namely this, which realizes the total meaning of mutual self-giving and the really and human procreation in real love." (CDF, Conf. "Persona humana" 9)

This, again, shows us that masturbation isn't an act sexuality should be experienced by us, at least outsides of marriage. I think, that masturbation in a marriage is okay, as long as you don't fantasize about other women than your own wife. Also, mutual masturbation during marriage is allowed.

That's what I found out, my friends. ;)

If this is the case, it's time for me to get married  :D
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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #234 on: October 28, 2014, 10:25:50 AM »
Well, that is a given, but since we have already established the fact that we are checking out women by looking at Monica Bellucci, we must now determine the extent by which we are wasting time. Are we wasting time looking at over-the-hill Italian women or young blonde co-eds? Such decisions cannot be made lightly.  ;)

IF (and I am NOT admitting that it has ever happened) I were to check out women on the internet, over-the-hill is the only way to go.  There is a nice four word term for these absolutely gorgious and classy women that I would probably get a green meatball for even using the first letter of each word.
I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #235 on: October 28, 2014, 10:25:58 AM »
I don't know who Monica Bellucci is, but judging from those photos in the link above, I am not impressed.  More photoshopping is needed for me to get interested.

Face reality.  In 20 years you won't even look 5% as good as Monica, unless you had some major surgery.
When I check out women on the internet, they better be super freakin' smokin' hot, otherwise I'm just wasting my time.

Fixed.   :P
Well, that is a given, but since we have already established the fact that we are checking out women by looking at Monica Bellucci, we must now determine the extent by which we are wasting time. Are we wasting time looking at over-the-hill Italian women or young blonde co-eds? Such decisions cannot be made lightly.  ;)

I'll take Monica, as co-ed implies men and women.
If I was allowed to link to urbandictionary from work, I would show you how so very wrong you are.  

And now I am feeling a bit dirty, so I think I will end this convo.  :P
HAHAHAHA, dirty urbandictionary-using man!
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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #236 on: October 28, 2014, 11:03:26 AM »
Well, that is a given, but since we have already established the fact that we are checking out women by looking at Monica Bellucci, we must now determine the extent by which we are wasting time. Are we wasting time looking at over-the-hill Italian women or young blonde co-eds? Such decisions cannot be made lightly.  ;)

IF (and I am NOT admitting that it has ever happened) I were to check out women on the internet, over-the-hill is the only way to go.  There is a nice four word term for these absolutely gorgious and classy women that I would probably get a green meatball for even using the first letter of each word.

SEXY

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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #237 on: October 28, 2014, 11:06:23 AM »
Well, that is a given, but since we have already established the fact that we are checking out women by looking at Monica Bellucci, we must now determine the extent by which we are wasting time. Are we wasting time looking at over-the-hill Italian women or young blonde co-eds? Such decisions cannot be made lightly.  ;)

IF (and I am NOT admitting that it has ever happened) I were to check out women on the internet, over-the-hill is the only way to go.  There is a nice four word term for these absolutely gorgious and classy women that I would probably get a green meatball for even using the first letter of each word.
This might be because young 20-something year old women might not be interested in reciprocating with an old dude who chills with a cigar while wearing a paratrooper helmet.   :laugh:
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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #238 on: October 28, 2014, 11:06:43 AM »
Well, that is a given, but since we have already established the fact that we are checking out women by looking at Monica Bellucci, we must now determine the extent by which we are wasting time. Are we wasting time looking at over-the-hill Italian women or young blonde co-eds? Such decisions cannot be made lightly.  ;)

IF (and I am NOT admitting that it has ever happened) I were to check out women on the internet, over-the-hill is the only way to go.  There is a nice four word term for these absolutely gorgious and classy women that I would probably get a green meatball for even using the first letter of each word.

SEXY

Four words, not four letters; although it is more appropriate than what I think Punch is wanting to write. ;)
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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #239 on: October 28, 2014, 11:07:32 AM »
Well, that is a given, but since we have already established the fact that we are checking out women by looking at Monica Bellucci, we must now determine the extent by which we are wasting time. Are we wasting time looking at over-the-hill Italian women or young blonde co-eds? Such decisions cannot be made lightly.  ;)

IF (and I am NOT admitting that it has ever happened) I were to check out women on the internet, over-the-hill is the only way to go.  There is a nice four word term for these absolutely gorgious and classy women that I would probably get a green meatball for even using the first letter of each word.
This might be because young 20-something year old women might not be interested in reciprocating with an old dude who chills with a cigar while wearing a paratrooper helmet.   :laugh:

Money talks.  Come on, haven't you been to Atlantic City? 
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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #240 on: October 28, 2014, 11:07:50 AM »
Well, that is a given, but since we have already established the fact that we are checking out women by looking at Monica Bellucci, we must now determine the extent by which we are wasting time. Are we wasting time looking at over-the-hill Italian women or young blonde co-eds? Such decisions cannot be made lightly.  ;)

IF (and I am NOT admitting that it has ever happened) I were to check out women on the internet, over-the-hill is the only way to go.  There is a nice four word term for these absolutely gorgious and classy women that I would probably get a green meatball for even using the first letter of each word.

SEXY

Four words, not four letters; although it is more appropriate than what I think Punch is wanting to write. ;)

Sure it is.  ;D ;D

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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #241 on: October 28, 2014, 11:07:55 AM »
Well, that is a given, but since we have already established the fact that we are checking out women by looking at Monica Bellucci, we must now determine the extent by which we are wasting time. Are we wasting time looking at over-the-hill Italian women or young blonde co-eds? Such decisions cannot be made lightly.  ;)

IF (and I am NOT admitting that it has ever happened) I were to check out women on the internet, over-the-hill is the only way to go.  There is a nice four word term for these absolutely gorgious and classy women that I would probably get a green meatball for even using the first letter of each word.

SEXY

Four words, not four letters; although it is more appropriate than what I think Punch is wanting to write. ;)
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« Reply #242 on: October 28, 2014, 11:08:53 AM »
Well, that is a given, but since we have already established the fact that we are checking out women by looking at Monica Bellucci, we must now determine the extent by which we are wasting time. Are we wasting time looking at over-the-hill Italian women or young blonde co-eds? Such decisions cannot be made lightly.  ;)

IF (and I am NOT admitting that it has ever happened) I were to check out women on the internet, over-the-hill is the only way to go.  There is a nice four word term for these absolutely gorgious and classy women that I would probably get a green meatball for even using the first letter of each word.
This might be because young 20-something year old women might not be interested in reciprocating with an old dude who chills with a cigar while wearing a paratrooper helmet.   :laugh:

Money talks.  Come on, haven't you been to Atlantic City? 
The one with all the old people playing the slot machines?  Are you saying that Punch is also a degenerate gambler?  ;D
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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #243 on: October 28, 2014, 11:19:58 AM »
Well, that is a given, but since we have already established the fact that we are checking out women by looking at Monica Bellucci, we must now determine the extent by which we are wasting time. Are we wasting time looking at over-the-hill Italian women or young blonde co-eds? Such decisions cannot be made lightly.  ;)

IF (and I am NOT admitting that it has ever happened) I were to check out women on the internet, over-the-hill is the only way to go.  There is a nice four word term for these absolutely gorgious and classy women that I would probably get a green meatball for even using the first letter of each word.
This might be because young 20-something year old women might not be interested in reciprocating with an old dude who chills with a cigar while wearing a paratrooper helmet.   :laugh:

Money talks.  Come on, haven't you been to Atlantic City? 
The one with all the old people playing the slot machines?  Are you saying that Punch is also a degenerate gambler?  ;D

Nah, just that people from NJ...eh, nvm.
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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #244 on: October 28, 2014, 11:28:14 AM »

One could do much, much worse.

I could easily venerate those images by fapping.

Yeah.  I think Cyrillic is having a bad day or something. 


Someone else who does not appreciate those photos:



THAT...is pretty freakin funny.

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« Reply #245 on: October 28, 2014, 02:21:00 PM »
The boy is 14 yrs old. Let's keep at least a semblance of his innocence still in tack.   :angel::laugh:

Only 14?  Well, that is different.  He does not want to go to the four word sites, but to the ones named after a rather large cat (also called a mountain lion).
I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

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« Reply #247 on: October 28, 2014, 02:34:44 PM »
The boy is 14 yrs old. Let's keep at least a semblance of his innocence still in tack.   :angel::laugh:

Only 14?  Well, that is different.  He does not want to go to the four word sites, but to the ones named after a rather large cat (also called a mountain lion).



Some real bargains to be found, too. ;)
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« Reply #248 on: October 28, 2014, 02:35:37 PM »
The boy is 14 yrs old. Let's keep at least a semblance of his innocence still in tack.   :angel::laugh:

Only 14?  Well, that is different.  He does not want to go to the four word sites, but to the ones named after a rather large cat (also called a mountain lion).



Some real bargains to be found, too. ;)

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« Reply #249 on: October 28, 2014, 02:37:11 PM »
The boy is 14 yrs old. Let's keep at least a semblance of his innocence still in tack.   :angel::laugh:

Only 14?  Well, that is different.  He does not want to go to the four word sites, but to the ones named after a rather large cat (also called a mountain lion).



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« Reply #250 on: October 28, 2014, 02:38:05 PM »
Sorry, I don't go for Nazi women.
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« Reply #251 on: October 28, 2014, 02:39:20 PM »
Who wouldn't want one of them at your feet?


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« Reply #252 on: October 28, 2014, 02:47:23 PM »
Sorry, I don't go for Nazi women.

Probably would have. 

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« Reply #253 on: October 28, 2014, 02:53:56 PM »
Sorry, I don't go for Nazi women.

You vill fappen zu me.

I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #254 on: October 28, 2014, 02:59:38 PM »
Speaking of Nazis......



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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #255 on: October 28, 2014, 03:01:39 PM »
Sorry, I don't go for Nazi women.

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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #256 on: October 28, 2014, 03:02:58 PM »
...and this thread took a swift downhill turn if that was even possible given its starting point.
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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #257 on: October 28, 2014, 03:04:23 PM »
...and this thread took a swift downhill turn if that was even possible given its starting point.


This should be closed....Godwin's law.
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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #258 on: October 28, 2014, 03:04:40 PM »
...and this thread took a swift downhill turn if that was even possible given its starting point.

All good threads eventually get Godwined.
I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #259 on: October 28, 2014, 03:15:23 PM »
So, how about that masturbation, huh?
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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #260 on: October 28, 2014, 04:06:38 PM »
So, how about that masturbation, huh?

Too late.
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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #261 on: October 28, 2014, 05:13:31 PM »
So, how about that masturbation, huh?

Well, I guess what I am getting from this thread is that spanking the monkey falls into one of three barrels:

1. If you are masturbating to visions of hot (defined however you wish) women, you are sinning.

2. If you are participating in noetic masturbation where you are flogging the bishop with no passion, you may or may not be sinning.

3. The one eyed wonder worm was installed on your body by Satan himself and if you are even aware that it is there, let alone have seen or touched it, you are going to Hell.  And if you even think of putting it in your wife at any time other than the two days a year the Chruch allows, you will spend weeks in the Toll Houses.
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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #262 on: October 28, 2014, 05:16:16 PM »
Apparently, can smart . . has brain.

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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #263 on: October 28, 2014, 05:37:00 PM »
Theres days when you cant put it up?  :o :o

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Re: Is masturbation allowed?
« Reply #264 on: October 30, 2014, 12:16:44 PM »
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