Now, I formally renounce.....

[primuspilus]

Renunciations. They do little to drum up the drama and attention one would expect/demand from a formal renunciation.

PP

[Papist]

Renunciations. They do little to drum up the drama and attention one would expect/demand from a formal renunciation.

PP

I actually jused LOLed. 

[Asteriktos]

It's the Peter posts all over again 

[primuspilus]

It's the Peter posts all over again 

[Father H]

Renunciations. They do little to drum up the drama and attention one would expect/demand from a formal renunciation.

PP

I must agree.  In the end, it is just to distract us from the more serious subjects floating around the forum such as shaking hands with satanists. 

[primuspilus]

Renunciations. They do little to drum up the drama and attention one would expect/demand from a formal renunciation.

PP

I must agree.  In the end, it is just to distract us from the more serious subjects floating around the forum such as shaking hands with satanists. 

Well, having a public martyr complex is far easier to get the necessary attention one needs. Its just easier to do. However shaking hands with satanists has been proven to spread gona-herp-a-syphil-itis.....

PP

[Papist]

Renunciations. They do little to drum up the drama and attention one would expect/demand from a formal renunciation.

PP

I must agree.  In the end, it is just to distract us from the more serious subjects floating around the forum such as shaking hands with satanists. 

Well, having a public martyr complex is far easier to get the necessary attention one needs. Its just easier to do. However shaking hands with satanists has been proven to spread gona-herp-a-syphil-itis.....

PP

My greatest fear...

[primuspilus]

Renunciations. They do little to drum up the drama and attention one would expect/demand from a formal renunciation.

PP

I must agree.  In the end, it is just to distract us from the more serious subjects floating around the forum such as shaking hands with satanists. 

Well, having a public martyr complex is far easier to get the necessary attention one needs. Its just easier to do. However shaking hands with satanists has been proven to spread gona-herp-a-syphil-itis.....

PP

My greatest fear...

As well it should be.....

PP

[Asteriktos]

I read on a medical website that if you cover your hands with hot sauce before you touch a satanist that you can't get that. You might want to try it if you can't avoid contact...

[primuspilus]

I read on a medical website that if you cover your hands with hot sauce before you touch a satanist that you can't get that. You might want to try it if you can't avoid contact...

You'll also make said satanist far more tasty.

PP

[Papist]

I read on a medical website that if you cover your hands with hot sauce before you touch a satanist that you can't get that. You might want to try it if you can't avoid contact...

You'll also make said satanist far more tasty.

PP

mmmmmmm, boneless-buffalo atheists.

[primuspilus]

I read on a medical website that if you cover your hands with hot sauce before you touch a satanist that you can't get that. You might want to try it if you can't avoid contact...

You'll also make said satanist far more tasty.

PP

mmmmmmm, boneless-buffalo atheists.

Now only half the calories.

PP

[Ortho_cat]

I read on a medical website that if you cover your hands with hot sauce before you touch a satanist that you can't get that. You might want to try it if you can't avoid contact...

You'll also make said satanist far more tasty.

PP

mmmmmmm, boneless-buffalo atheists.

can i get some ranch and celery sticks with that?

[podkarpatska]

I DENOUNCE black cats, pointed hats,dirty rats,  meats with fats...oh wait - you mean you said 'renounce'? sorry....

[primuspilus]

I DENOUNCE black cats, pointed hats,dirty rats,  meats with fats...oh wait - you mean you said 'renounce'? sorry....

[yeshuaisiam]

I read on a medical website that if you cover your hands with hot sauce before you touch a satanist that you can't get that. You might want to try it if you can't avoid contact...

Unless satanists eat manflesh 
You might encourage them and they'd see your thumb muscle like a drumstick.

[biro]

I DENOUNCE black cats, pointed hats,dirty rats,  meats with fats...oh wait - you mean you said 'renounce'? sorry....

I believe black cats can be forgiven.

Look at his little face!   

[podkarpatska]

I DENOUNCE black cats, pointed hats,dirty rats,  meats with fats...oh wait - you mean you said 'renounce'? sorry....

I believe black cats can be forgiven.

Look at his little face!   

Do not be beguiled by its apparent meekness! There are probably some obscure dessert, err desert writings to support this!

[Melodist]

Renunciations. They do little to drum up the drama and attention one would expect/demand from a formal renunciation.

PP

I renounce your renunciation of renunciations. 

[Asteriktos]

Unless satanists eat manflesh 

 

[Melodist]

Unless satanists eat manflesh 

Anyone who knows anything at all about babies knows that guy is making a big mistake in opening his mouth towards that end of the baby, he's just asking for it. 

[alanscott]

I read on a medical website that if you cover your hands with hot sauce before you touch a satanist that you can't get that. You might want to try it if you can't avoid contact...

You'll also make said satanist far more tasty.

PP

mmmmmmm, boneless-buffalo atheists.

can i get some ranch and celery sticks with that?

Gentleman, my career is in food & beverage (Lord have mercy) so let me give you a couple tips of the trade…

Be sure to thoroughly clean and sanitize this particular product. Dress and dispose of all insides especially heart, as it is far too tough and hardened to tenderize. Submerge in boiling water three times, remove, cool, and sprinkle with oil. Cook until well done, basting often, using ONLY a searing hot open flame grill! 

Bon appetit! 

[LBK]

Unless satanists eat manflesh 

Anyone who knows anything at all about babies knows that guy is making a big mistake in opening his mouth towards that end of the baby, he's just asking for it. 

Indeed. Definition of a baby: An alimentary canal with a loud noise at one end, and no responsibility at the other. 

[primuspilus]

Renunciations. They do little to drum up the drama and attention one would expect/demand from a formal renunciation.

PP

I renounce your renunciation of renunciations. 

[ZealousZeal]

Unless satanists eat manflesh 

Anyone who knows anything at all about babies knows that guy is making a big mistake in opening his mouth towards that end of the baby, he's just asking for it. 

Indeed. Definition of a baby: An alimentary canal with a loud noise at one end, and no responsibility at the other. 

That is hilarious! 

[vamrat]

Renounce, pronounce, denounce, announce.  What's the difference anyways?  In the end it is all the same.  We are all stuck on the alpaca driven walrus cart of life trying to determine for our ownselves whether the duck billed platypus is even a mammal and not a wingless bird.  But rather we ignore this great truth and concentrate on shaking hands with babies and the proper digestion of man-eating infantile satanist-atheist-marxist-Obamaites, all the while the Great Platypus and his messenger the holy-underpant-wearing talking salamander look down upon us with pity, for our lives are naught but the phlegm of a giant crustacean feeding upon the hollow reaches of the moon.

Hyperdox Herman says, Is Outrage,
But misses the Gospel as he is outraged at Cradle Christopher macking on Helpmeet Helena who is already dating Michal Kalina and Vladik.






 

[Papist]

Renounce, pronounce, denounce, announce.  What's the difference anyways?  In the end it is all the same.  We are all stuck on the alpaca driven walrus cart of life trying to determine for our ownselves whether the duck billed platypus is even a mammal and not a wingless bird.  But rather we ignore this great truth and concentrate on shaking hands with babies and the proper digestion of man-eating infantile satanist-atheist-marxist-Obamaites, all the while the Great Platypus and his messenger the holy-underpant-wearing talking salamander look down upon us with pity, for our lives are naught but the phlegm of a giant crustacean feeding upon the hollow reaches of the moon.

Hyperdox Herman says, Is Outrage,
But misses the Gospel as he is outraged at Cradle Christopher macking on Helpmeet Helena who is already dating Michal Kalina and Vladik.






 

Post of the month nomination!!!!

[biro]

Renounce, pronounce, denounce, announce.  What's the difference anyways?  In the end it is all the same.  We are all stuck on the alpaca driven walrus cart of life trying to determine for our ownselves whether the duck billed platypus is even a mammal and not a wingless bird.  But rather we ignore this great truth and concentrate on shaking hands with babies and the proper digestion of man-eating infantile satanist-atheist-marxist-Obamaites, all the while the Great Platypus and his messenger the holy-underpant-wearing talking salamander look down upon us with pity, for our lives are naught but the phlegm of a giant crustacean feeding upon the hollow reaches of the moon.

Hyperdox Herman says, Is Outrage,
But misses the Gospel as he is outraged at Cradle Christopher macking on Helpmeet Helena who is already dating Michal Kalina and Vladik.






 

Yes.  

[Papist]

I think I'm going to become a vamrat fan. I only hope to bask in the witty rays of his posts

[Asteriktos]

I'm not quite sure what he said, but I rather liked it!

[primuspilus]

Renounce, pronounce, denounce, announce.  What's the difference anyways?  In the end it is all the same.  We are all stuck on the alpaca driven walrus cart of life trying to determine for our ownselves whether the duck billed platypus is even a mammal and not a wingless bird.  But rather we ignore this great truth and concentrate on shaking hands with babies and the proper digestion of man-eating infantile satanist-atheist-marxist-Obamaites, all the while the Great Platypus and his messenger the holy-underpant-wearing talking salamander look down upon us with pity, for our lives are naught but the phlegm of a giant crustacean feeding upon the hollow reaches of the moon.

Hyperdox Herman says, Is Outrage,
But misses the Gospel as he is outraged at Cradle Christopher macking on Helpmeet Helena who is already dating Michal Kalina and Vladik.






 

You sir, are brilliant. Long live vamrat!

PP

[ZealousZeal]

Renounce, pronounce, denounce, announce.  What's the difference anyways?  In the end it is all the same.  We are all stuck on the alpaca driven walrus cart of life trying to determine for our ownselves whether the duck billed platypus is even a mammal and not a wingless bird.  But rather we ignore this great truth and concentrate on shaking hands with babies and the proper digestion of man-eating infantile satanist-atheist-marxist-Obamaites, all the while the Great Platypus and his messenger the holy-underpant-wearing talking salamander look down upon us with pity, for our lives are naught but the phlegm of a giant crustacean feeding upon the hollow reaches of the moon.

Hyperdox Herman says, Is Outrage,
But misses the Gospel as he is outraged at Cradle Christopher macking on Helpmeet Helena who is already dating Michal Kalina and Vladik.






 

You sir, are brilliant. Long live vamrat!

PP

This thread keeps getting better and better. How much win can you pack into one thread?

[vamrat]

Renounce, pronounce, denounce, announce.  What's the difference anyways?  In the end it is all the same.  We are all stuck on the alpaca driven walrus cart of life trying to determine for our ownselves whether the duck billed platypus is even a mammal and not a wingless bird.  But rather we ignore this great truth and concentrate on shaking hands with babies and the proper digestion of man-eating infantile satanist-atheist-marxist-Obamaites, all the while the Great Platypus and his messenger the holy-underpant-wearing talking salamander look down upon us with pity, for our lives are naught but the phlegm of a giant crustacean feeding upon the hollow reaches of the moon.

Hyperdox Herman says, Is Outrage,
But misses the Gospel as he is outraged at Cradle Christopher macking on Helpmeet Helena who is already dating Michal Kalina and Vladik.






 

You sir, are brilliant. Long live vamrat!

PP

This thread keeps getting better and better. How much win can you pack into one thread?

If sufficient win is packed in, the win molecules (U2C4) will begin having a reaction, commonly referred to as nuclear fusion - the ideal source of heat for frying boneless atheist wings.  These will then be coated with BWW Caribbean Jerk sauce and shall nourish us, along with a side of soft boiled platypus eggs.  (Ranch and celery sticks will be provided for Ortho_cat.)  At this point we will be officially "full of win", just like the great man, Charlie Sheen, servant of the most glorious Great Platypus.

And Hyperdox Herman will have no commentary as he will see that all is good, as it was written in the ending sequence of Bubba-Hotep.

[primuspilus]

Renounce, pronounce, denounce, announce.  What's the difference anyways?  In the end it is all the same.  We are all stuck on the alpaca driven walrus cart of life trying to determine for our ownselves whether the duck billed platypus is even a mammal and not a wingless bird.  But rather we ignore this great truth and concentrate on shaking hands with babies and the proper digestion of man-eating infantile satanist-atheist-marxist-Obamaites, all the while the Great Platypus and his messenger the holy-underpant-wearing talking salamander look down upon us with pity, for our lives are naught but the phlegm of a giant crustacean feeding upon the hollow reaches of the moon.

Hyperdox Herman says, Is Outrage,
But misses the Gospel as he is outraged at Cradle Christopher macking on Helpmeet Helena who is already dating Michal Kalina and Vladik.






 

You sir, are brilliant. Long live vamrat!

PP

This thread keeps getting better and better. How much win can you pack into one thread?

If sufficient win is packed in, the win molecules (U2C4) will begin having a reaction, commonly referred to as nuclear fusion - the ideal source of heat for frying boneless atheist wings.  These will then be coated with BWW Caribbean Jerk sauce and shall nourish us, along with a side of soft boiled platypus eggs.  (Ranch and celery sticks will be provided for Ortho_cat.)  At this point we will be officially "full of win", just like the great man, Charlie Sheen, servant of the most glorious Great Platypus.

And Hyperdox Herman will have no commentary as he will see that all is good, as it was written in the ending sequence of Bubba-Hotep.

I see the logic in this.

PP

[ZealousZeal]

Renounce, pronounce, denounce, announce.  What's the difference anyways?  In the end it is all the same.  We are all stuck on the alpaca driven walrus cart of life trying to determine for our ownselves whether the duck billed platypus is even a mammal and not a wingless bird.  But rather we ignore this great truth and concentrate on shaking hands with babies and the proper digestion of man-eating infantile satanist-atheist-marxist-Obamaites, all the while the Great Platypus and his messenger the holy-underpant-wearing talking salamander look down upon us with pity, for our lives are naught but the phlegm of a giant crustacean feeding upon the hollow reaches of the moon.

Hyperdox Herman says, Is Outrage,
But misses the Gospel as he is outraged at Cradle Christopher macking on Helpmeet Helena who is already dating Michal Kalina and Vladik.






 

You sir, are brilliant. Long live vamrat!

PP

This thread keeps getting better and better. How much win can you pack into one thread?

If sufficient win is packed in, the win molecules (U2C4) will begin having a reaction, commonly referred to as nuclear fusion - the ideal source of heat for frying boneless atheist wings.  These will then be coated with BWW Caribbean Jerk sauce and shall nourish us, along with a side of soft boiled platypus eggs.  (Ranch and celery sticks will be provided for Ortho_cat.)  At this point we will be officially "full of win", just like the great man, Charlie Sheen, servant of the most glorious Great Platypus.

And Hyperdox Herman will have no commentary as he will see that all is good, as it was written in the ending sequence of Bubba-Hotep.

Makes perfect sense. How much longer 'til we're "full of win"?

[dzheremi]

We're through the looking glass here, people.

[vamrat]

Renounce, pronounce, denounce, announce.  What's the difference anyways?  In the end it is all the same.  We are all stuck on the alpaca driven walrus cart of life trying to determine for our ownselves whether the duck billed platypus is even a mammal and not a wingless bird.  But rather we ignore this great truth and concentrate on shaking hands with babies and the proper digestion of man-eating infantile satanist-atheist-marxist-Obamaites, all the while the Great Platypus and his messenger the holy-underpant-wearing talking salamander look down upon us with pity, for our lives are naught but the phlegm of a giant crustacean feeding upon the hollow reaches of the moon.

Hyperdox Herman says, Is Outrage,
But misses the Gospel as he is outraged at Cradle Christopher macking on Helpmeet Helena who is already dating Michal Kalina and Vladik.






 

You sir, are brilliant. Long live vamrat!

PP

This thread keeps getting better and better. How much win can you pack into one thread?

If sufficient win is packed in, the win molecules (U2C4) will begin having a reaction, commonly referred to as nuclear fusion - the ideal source of heat for frying boneless atheist wings.  These will then be coated with BWW Caribbean Jerk sauce and shall nourish us, along with a side of soft boiled platypus eggs.  (Ranch and celery sticks will be provided for Ortho_cat.)  At this point we will be officially "full of win", just like the great man, Charlie Sheen, servant of the most glorious Great Platypus.

And Hyperdox Herman will have no commentary as he will see that all is good, as it was written in the ending sequence of Bubba-Hotep.

Makes perfect sense. How much longer 'til we're "full of win"?

That picture brings us ever nearer.

[Ortho_cat]

 

i'll take it for granted that he had the poisonous spurs removed from the hindquarters! (then again maybe its a female)

[podkarpatska]

Renounce, pronounce, denounce, announce.  What's the difference anyways?  In the end it is all the same.  We are all stuck on the alpaca driven walrus cart of life trying to determine for our ownselves whether the duck billed platypus is even a mammal and not a wingless bird.  But rather we ignore this great truth and concentrate on shaking hands with babies and the proper digestion of man-eating infantile satanist-atheist-marxist-Obamaites, all the while the Great Platypus and his messenger the holy-underpant-wearing talking salamander look down upon us with pity, for our lives are naught but the phlegm of a giant crustacean feeding upon the hollow reaches of the moon.

Hyperdox Herman says, Is Outrage,
But misses the Gospel as he is outraged at Cradle Christopher macking on Helpmeet Helena who is already dating Michal Kalina and Vladik.






 

You sir, are brilliant. Long live vamrat!

PP

This thread keeps getting better and better. How much win can you pack into one thread?

If sufficient win is packed in, the win molecules (U2C4) will begin having a reaction, commonly referred to as nuclear fusion - the ideal source of heat for frying boneless atheist wings.  These will then be coated with BWW Caribbean Jerk sauce and shall nourish us, along with a side of soft boiled platypus eggs.  (Ranch and celery sticks will be provided for Ortho_cat.)  At this point we will be officially "full of win", just like the great man, Charlie Sheen, servant of the most glorious Great Platypus.

And Hyperdox Herman will have no commentary as he will see that all is good, as it was written in the ending sequence of Bubba-Hotep.

Finally truth! Jibberish for jibberish sake alone! Instead of our usual attempts to sound intelligent! This is liberating!

[ZealousZeal]

[vamrat]

To ZealousZeal:

And lo, did the talking salamander say unto me the words of the enlightened Great Platypus.  When faced by boredom one must rid thy mind of all sinful pleasures, instead focusing on the lessons learned from tuberculated iron pipe.  Just as dissolved oxygen concentrations and aggressive anions are responsible for tuberculation in the piping, so to are meaningless occupations anathema to proper study habits.  The test you are facing now is given unto thee by the Great Alpaca and her daughter the Wombat for your spiritual and mental edification.  You may question why you must study and succeed on your tests and papers.  Why fret these things?  The Great Platypus does not question why it must lay eggs, why it has the mouth of a bird, nor why it is a venomous mammal (supposing that it is actually a mammal and not a furry avian).  So should you turn from these pastimes that distract your mind, for even one such as you...if you can put your mind to it and ignore the distractions of the tricksy Emu that inhabits the internet...lay eggs as the Great Platypus has instructed all his followers.

And then the dream left me and the Salamander was no more.  All that was left were the moanings and tortured cries of Hyperdox Herman, bewailing the loss of his beloved Helpmeet Helen to the wiles of the perfidious Papist.

[ZealousZeal]

To ZealousZeal:

And lo, did the talking salamander say unto me the words of the enlightened Great Platypus.  When faced by boredom one must rid thy mind of all sinful pleasures, instead focusing on the lessons learned from tuberculated iron pipe.  Just as dissolved oxygen concentrations and aggressive anions are responsible for tuberculation in the piping, so to are meaningless occupations anathema to proper study habits.  The test you are facing now is given unto thee by the Great Alpaca and her daughter the Wombat for your spiritual and mental edification.  You may question why you must study and succeed on your tests and papers.  Why fret these things?  The Great Platypus does not question why it must lay eggs, why it has the mouth of a bird, nor why it is a venomous mammal (supposing that it is actually a mammal and not a furry avian).  So should you turn from these pastimes that distract your mind, for even one such as you...if you can put your mind to it and ignore the distractions of the tricksy Emu that inhabits the internet...lay eggs as the Great Platypus has instructed all his followers.

And then the dream left me and the Salamander was no more.  All that was left were the moanings and tortured cries of Hyperdox Herman, bewailing the loss of his beloved Helpmeet Helen to the wiles of the perfidious Papist.

By far the best yet. When the Salamander appears to you again, let him know I've received the message. The Great Platypus knows best.

[Asteriktos]

All that was left were the moanings and tortured cries of Hyperdox Herman, bewailing the loss of his beloved Helpmeet Helen to the wiles of the perfidious Papist.

Our papist? Man, that guy sure is lucky...

In any event, even though it was not for me, your words have touched me deep in the bosom of my soul, and I thank you, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, and my brother thanks you.

[vamrat]

All that was left were the moanings and tortured cries of Hyperdox Herman, bewailing the loss of his beloved Helpmeet Helen to the wiles of the perfidious Papist.

Our papist? Man, that guy sure is lucky...

In any event, even though it was not for me, your words have touched me deep in the bosom of my soul, and I thank you, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, and my brother thanks you.

Yes, our Papist.  And the words were not mine, credit should be given to whom it is due - He who inhabits Australian lakes and waterways, he who brought the world, or at least the Australian portion of it, into being by the slap of his beaver-like tail.

ZZ - I will pass on your acceptance.  The Platypus knows best!

[ZealousZeal]

All that was left were the moanings and tortured cries of Hyperdox Herman, bewailing the loss of his beloved Helpmeet Helen to the wiles of the perfidious Papist.

Our papist? Man, that guy sure is lucky...

In any event, even though it was not for me, your words have touched me deep in the bosom of my soul, and I thank you, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, and my brother thanks you.

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