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« on: April 25, 2012, 08:29:39 AM »

Gilligan's Island

especially the Professor and Mary Anne.
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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2012, 08:46:09 AM »

Gilligans Island: the only example in television history in which I would take the brunette over the redhead  Cool
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2012, 10:55:37 AM »

Gilligans Island: the only example in television history in which I would take the brunette over the redhead  Cool

Hard as it is for me to turn down the redhead, I would have to say that I would go with Mary Ann, too.
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2012, 12:59:17 PM »

Mary Ann FTW
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2012, 01:22:37 PM »

Gilligan's Island

especially the Professor and Mary Anne.

The false accusations against the Professor and Mary Anne have been floating around for years.   I have heard of people renouncing the island because of the creepy aspect of invisible people laughing all over the island, or the fact that the professor can make a peddle helicopter but not a patch for the boat.  But if you choose to forsake the island because of a pretended relationship between the Professor and Mary Anne, there is no turning back, and henceforth only looking in from the outside. 
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2012, 01:24:57 PM »

Gilligan's Island

especially the Professor and Mary Anne.

The false accusations against the Professor and Mary Anne have been floating around for years.   I have heard of people renouncing the island because of the creepy aspect of invisible people laughing all over the island, or the fact that the professor can make a peddle helicopter but not a patch for the boat.  But if you choose to forsake the island because of a pretended relationship between the Professor and Mary Anne, there is no turning back, and henceforth only looking in from the outside. 

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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2012, 01:46:05 PM »

One of the great mysteries of the modern world  Just how did they pack so much stuff for a three hour cruise?
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« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2012, 01:16:46 AM »

How do you make a phone out of coconuts?
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« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2012, 01:37:29 AM »


I have heard of people renouncing the island because of the creepy aspect of invisible people laughing all over the island...

 
Laugh tracks are an abomination, sir! If God had intended my home to be filled with laughter He would have given me friends! Wink
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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2012, 10:33:37 AM »

How do you make a phone out of coconuts?

You can make a very simple phone-type thing by taking two plastic cups and connecting the bottoms with a string. I suppose the same thing would work with coconuts. You could make string by pulling some strips off the edge of palm leaves.
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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2012, 10:37:31 AM »


I have heard of people renouncing the island because of the creepy aspect of invisible people laughing all over the island...

 
Laugh tracks are an abomination, sir! If God had intended my home to be filled with laughter He would have given me friends! Wink
You have no friends?
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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2012, 10:54:53 AM »

How do you make a phone out of coconuts?

You can make a very simple phone-type thing by taking two plastic cups and connecting the bottoms with a string. I suppose the same thing would work with coconuts. You could make string by pulling some strips off the edge of palm leaves.

Ah, but would coconuts have the same resonance as plastic cups?  Furthermore, were these coconuts carried by a European or an African swallow?  Could it be possible for two swallows to carry the same coconut tied betwixt them?
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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2012, 10:58:31 AM »

I find your lack of faith disturbing  police
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