How do you make a phone out of coconuts?
You can make a very simple phone-type thing by taking two plastic cups and connecting the bottoms with a string. I suppose the same thing would work with coconuts. You could make string by pulling some strips off the edge of palm leaves.
Ah, but would coconuts have the same resonance as plastic cups? Furthermore, were these coconuts carried by a European or an African swallow? Could it be possible for two swallows to carry the same coconut tied betwixt them?
Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild, daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild, weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört, den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.