Topic: I Formally Renounce Christianity

[amartin]

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce Christianity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I be condemned for my insolence. I now follow only the eternal religion taught by the historical man Yashua. I no longer believe that the Christians are his followers. Saul of Tarsus initiated the Great Apostasy.

[biro]

What?

[age234]

Saul of Tarsus initiated the Great Apostasy.

The other Apostles managed not to realize it. A lot of good Pentecost did.

[Quinault]

Ooooooookay

[Asteriktos]

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce Christianity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I be condemned for my insolence. I now follow only the eternal religion taught by the historical man Yashua. I no longer believe that the Christians are his followers. Saul of Tarsus initiated the Great Apostasy.

[NicholasMyra]

If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I be condemned for my insolence.

I believe God will be merciful upon those who have no idea what they're talking about.

[NicholasMyra]

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce AMartanity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I have my infinite reward of reese's peanut butter cups reduced to an infinite reward of dark chocolate reese's peanut butter cups. I now follow only the Christianity taught by the historical man Saul of Tarsus. I no longer believe that the eternal religioners are his followers. Amartin initiated the Great Apostasy.

[orthonorm]

Saul of Tarsus initiated the Great Apostasy.

The other Apostles managed not to realize it. A lot of good Pentecost did.

You do realize this is poor apologetics. Actually, I guess you don't, otherwise you wouldn't've wrote it.

[amartin]

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce the AMartanity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I have my infinite reward of reeses' peanut butter cups reduced to an infinite reward of dark chocolate reese's peanut butter cups. I now follow only the Christianity taught by the historical man Saul of Tarsus. I no longer believe that the eternal religioners are his followers. Amartin initiated the Great Apostasy.

This is supposed to be serious. There is nothing serious anymore in "Christianity." Everything is light-hearted nowadays. I cannot believe this! The Apostasy just keeps getting worse and worse.

[Asteriktos]

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce the AMartanity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I have my infinite reward of reeses' peanut butter cups reduced to an infinite reward of dark chocolate reese's peanut butter cups. I now follow only the Christianity taught by the historical man Saul of Tarsus. I no longer believe that the eternal religioners are his followers. Amartin initiated the Great Apostasy.

This is supposed to be serious. There is nothing serious anymore in "Christianity." Everything is light-hearted nowadays. I cannot believe this! The Apostasy just keeps getting worse and worse.

[NicholasMyra]

This is supposed to be serious. There is nothing serious anymore in "Christianity." Everything is light-hearted nowadays. I cannot believe this! The Apostasy just keeps getting worse and worse.

If you want to be serious, then explain why you believe what you believe.

It will be more difficult now that geocities is down for good.

[amartin]

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce the AMartanity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I have my infinite reward of reeses' peanut butter cups reduced to an infinite reward of dark chocolate reese's peanut butter cups. I now follow only the Christianity taught by the historical man Saul of Tarsus. I no longer believe that the eternal religioners are his followers. Amartin initiated the Great Apostasy.

This is supposed to be serious. There is nothing serious anymore in "Christianity." Everything is light-hearted nowadays. I cannot believe this! The Apostasy just keeps getting worse and worse.

I am absolutely SHOCKED that this would be posted! There is no one serious anymore. May Yashua come soon to end the world.

[Asteriktos]

I am absolutely SHOCKED that this would be posted! There is no one serious anymore. May Yashua come soon to end the world.

He already came Here is a pic of him with Bill Maher...

[amartin]

Unbelievable! I am never stepping another foot into an Eastern Orthodox church

[NicholasMyra]

Unbelievable!

Are you becoming a messianic jew?

[Asteriktos]

Unbelievable! I am never stepping another foot into an Eastern Orthodox church

"The greatest single cause of original monotheism in the world today is Christians, who acknowledge Jesus with their lips, then walk out the door, and deny Him by funny posts on a message board. That is what an unbelieving world simply finds unbelievable."

It's like that guy was a prophet or something.

[orthonorm]

This is supposed to be serious. There is nothing serious anymore in "Christianity." Everything is light-hearted nowadays. I cannot believe this! The Apostasy just keeps getting worse and worse.

If you want to be serious, then explain why you believe what you believe.

It will be more difficult now that geocities is down for good.

OK, explain? No idea about the reference here.

[amartin]

Unbelievable!

Are you becoming a messianic jew?

No certainly not. They have corrupted the scriptures by animal sacrifices, genital mutilation, and genocide. The Jews are a perverse people. They have also denied the messengers.

[Melodist]

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce Christianity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I be condemned for my insolence. I now follow only the eternal religion taught by the historical man Yashua. I no longer believe that the Christians are his followers. Saul of Tarsus initiated the Great Apostasy.

How do you know what Jesus taught?

More importantly, Who do you say Jesus is?

[Punch]

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce Christianity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I be condemned for my insolence. I now follow only the eternal religion taught by the historical man Yashua. I no longer believe that the Christians are his followers. Saul of Tarsus initiated the Great Apostasy.

Well, that is certainly an interesting way to start a post.

[NicholasMyra]

Unbelievable!

Are you becoming a messianic jew?

No certainly not. They have corrupted the scriptures by animal sacrifices, genital mutilation, and genocide. The Jews are a perverse people. They have also denied the messengers.

Then can you tell us where you've gotten your new religion? Who else is part of it? Do they have a website?

[Iconodule]

Unbelievable! I am never stepping another foot into an Eastern Orthodox church

Don't worry, we have some humorless people too.

[Cavaradossi]

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce Christianity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I be condemned for my insolence. I now follow only the eternal religion taught by the historical man Yashua. I no longer believe that the Christians are his followers. Saul of Tarsus initiated the Great Apostasy.

It's Yeshua, get it right.  Has Yeshuaisiam taught you nothing?

[amartin]

Unbelievable!

Are you becoming a messianic jew?

No certainly not. They have corrupted the scriptures by animal sacrifices, genital mutilation, and genocide. The Jews are a perverse people. They have also denied the messengers.

Then can you tell us where you've gotten your new religion? Who else is part of it? Do they have a website?

Its the religion of Adam, Noah, Enoch, Abraham, Zoroaster, Moses, and Yashua (Isa)

Oldest religion in the world.

No blood, no Trinity, no incarnate gods, etc.

[age234]

Saul of Tarsus initiated the Great Apostasy.

The other Apostles managed not to realize it. A lot of good Pentecost did.

You do realize this is poor apologetics. Actually, I guess you don't, otherwise you wouldn't've wrote it.

I do realize. I was being snarky. Thanks for the analysis though.

[Iconodule]

Unbelievable! I am never stepping another foot into an Eastern Orthodox church

Don't worry, we have some humorless people too.

I take this back. I now realize I'm the one who didn't get the joke.

[Aindriú]

[orthonorm]

Unbelievable!

Are you becoming a messianic jew?

No certainly not. They have corrupted the scriptures by animal sacrifices, genital mutilation, and genocide. The Jews are a perverse people. They have also denied the messengers.

Then can you tell us where you've gotten your new religion? Who else is part of it? Do they have a website?

Its the religion of Adam, Noah, Enoch, Abraham, Zoroaster, Moses, and Yashua (Isa)

Oldest religion in the world.

No blood, no Trinity, no incarnate gods, etc.

Is it older than the world's oldest profession?

I LOVE 20 questions!

[samkim]

This is supposed to be serious. There is nothing serious anymore in "Christianity." Everything is light-hearted nowadays. I cannot believe this! The Apostasy just keeps getting worse and worse.

If you want to be serious, then explain why you believe what you believe.

It will be more difficult now that geocities is down for good.

Haha...

[biro]

Unbelievable!

Are you becoming a messianic jew?

No certainly not. They have corrupted the scriptures by animal sacrifices, genital mutilation, and genocide. The Jews are a perverse people. They have also denied the messengers.

Then can you tell us where you've gotten your new religion? Who else is part of it? Do they have a website?

Its the religion of Adam, Noah, Enoch, Abraham, Zoroaster, Moses, and Yashua (Isa)

Oldest religion in the world.

No blood, no Trinity, no incarnate gods, etc.

Uh, Zoroaster wasn't a Muslim.

All the other people you mentioned were Jewish, up to Christ.

So, are you a really angry Messianic Jew, or a really angry Muslim convert?

You shouldn't believe everything student groups tell you in college.

[samkim]

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce the AMartanity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I have my infinite reward of reeses' peanut butter cups reduced to an infinite reward of dark chocolate reese's peanut butter cups. I now follow only the Christianity taught by the historical man Saul of Tarsus. I no longer believe that the eternal religioners are his followers. Amartin initiated the Great Apostasy.

This is supposed to be serious. There is nothing serious anymore in "Christianity." Everything is light-hearted nowadays. I cannot believe this! The Apostasy just keeps getting worse and worse.

I am absolutely SHOCKED that this would be posted! There is no one serious anymore. May Yashua come soon to end the world.

 

[Aindriú]

Unbelievable!

Are you becoming a messianic jew?

No certainly not. They have corrupted the scriptures by animal sacrifices, genital mutilation, and genocide. The Jews are a perverse people. They have also denied the messengers.

Then can you tell us where you've gotten your new religion? Who else is part of it? Do they have a website?

Its the religion of Adam, Noah, Enoch, Abraham, Zoroaster, Moses, and Yashua (Isa)

Oldest religion in the world.

No blood, no Trinity, no incarnate gods, etc.

Is it older than the world's oldest profession?

I LOVE 20 questions!

Hunting? 

[Asteriktos]

Is your religion bigger than a breadbox?

[Jason.Wike]

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce the AMartanity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I have my infinite reward of reeses' peanut butter cups reduced to an infinite reward of dark chocolate reese's peanut butter cups. I now follow only the Christianity taught by the historical man Saul of Tarsus. I no longer believe that the eternal religioners are his followers. Amartin initiated the Great Apostasy.

This is supposed to be serious. There is nothing serious anymore in "Christianity." Everything is light-hearted nowadays. I cannot believe this! The Apostasy just keeps getting worse and worse.

Its going to be hard to be light hearted after you have a heart attack.

[Iconodule]

I miss this guy.

[biro]

Yeah, he was pretty wacky, but I hope he's doing okay. And I hope he'll pay one of the Malankara churches a visit someday. 

[orthonorm]

Is your religion bigger than a breadbox?

I was so setting someone up for this. I set the + / - at two posts after mine.

[Quinault]

+1

[ZealousZeal]

[Quinault]

If you look at the OP's posting history you can find some real gems!

[Quinault]

I believe that humans are descended from fallen angels, i.e. demons. I perceive this intuitively, and to me it makes sense experientially and rationally. After I believed this for a while, I found out that some of the Essenes believed the same thing. Has anyone else had this perception at any time?

I don't even know where to start with this one.

I especially will not shake hands with the heathen. This is an absolutely outrageous custom. If you do not know them and they are most likely not even spiritual, but are rather like the average citizen of the kingdom of darkness, then why on earth would the servants of God want to shake hands with them? Handshakes transmit energies into the bodies. Also, most of the heathen males masturbate daily with their right hand. But if you do not shake hands with them then they will not accept you into their dark world of "professionalism" (i.e. service of demons). They even have a whole way of judging you by your handshakes, whether it was firm and assertive and trustworthy, or whether it was weak and that you are therefore somehow a lesser person. This is absolutely crazy! Does anyone else believe this?

What if you are a lefty?

[biro]

If you look at the OP's posting history you can find some real gems!

This isn't Jaroslav come back again, is it? 

[orthonorm]

I believe that humans are descended from fallen angels, i.e. demons. I perceive this intuitively, and to me it makes sense experientially and rationally. After I believed this for a while, I found out that some of the Essenes believed the same thing. Has anyone else had this perception at any time?

I don't even know where to start with this one.

I especially will not shake hands with the heathen. This is an absolutely outrageous custom. If you do not know them and they are most likely not even spiritual, but are rather like the average citizen of the kingdom of darkness, then why on earth would the servants of God want to shake hands with them? Handshakes transmit energies into the bodies. Also, most of the heathen males masturbate daily with their right hand. But if you do not shake hands with them then they will not accept you into their dark world of "professionalism" (i.e. service of demons). They even have a whole way of judging you by your handshakes, whether it was firm and assertive and trustworthy, or whether it was weak and that you are therefore somehow a lesser person. This is absolutely crazy! Does anyone else believe this?

What if you are a lefty?

It's called a stranger.

Being sinister my entire life though, I've always gone gauche.

[jckstraw72]

if this person is posting honestly, then all the joking is just pushing him further and further away. perhaps the notion that someone is apostasizing from the Church should be taken seriously.

[LBK]

if this person is posting honestly, then all the joking is just pushing him further and further away. perhaps the notion that someone is apostasizing from the Church should be taken seriously.

Given the content of amartin's posts here (particularly the ones where he claims that humans are descended from fallen angels), I doubt he was ever part of the Church to begin with.