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Israel calls for military strikes against hot Lebanese women
« on: April 29, 2014, 01:59:13 PM »
Groups across Israel were this morning calling for international condemnation and possible military action against hot Lebanese women following reports that George Clooney had proposed to his girlfriend Amal Alamuddin.

[Clooney] who only last year claimed to have had no marriage aspirations, is believed to have been showing off an engagement ring with the Beirut-born barrister over the weekend, provoking a wave of anger from fans across Israel.

“We cannot allow the world to sit idly by in the face of this unprovoked act of terror,” said Lydia Cohen of the Tel Aviv George Clooney Appreciation Society.

Cohen, echoing a call being heard across Israel, is now urging for military strikes against all attractive single Lebanese women to prevent such a situation from arising again.
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Re: Israel calls for military strikes against hot Lebanese women
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2014, 02:20:48 PM »
I knew it.  Israel is now controlled by the Pink Mafia too.
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Re: Israel calls for military strikes against hot Lebanese women
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2014, 02:39:26 PM »
I do not support military strikes, but I will volunteer to conduct interrogations if they invade and capture the target populace. 
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Re: Israel calls for military strikes against hot Lebanese women
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2014, 07:38:29 PM »
You could tell this was satire since it called Clooney the star if "Batman and Robin."  I think even Clooney has that purged from his résumé.
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Re: Israel calls for military strikes against hot Lebanese women
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2014, 08:16:46 PM »
I do not support military strikes, but I will volunteer to conduct interrogations if they invade and capture the target populace. 

Following St. Paul's "be of one mind" I concur.
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Re: Israel calls for military strikes against hot Lebanese women
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2014, 08:51:05 PM »
I do not support military strikes, but I will volunteer to conduct interrogations if they invade and capture the target populace. 

Following St. Paul's "be of one mind" I concur.

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Re: Israel calls for military strikes against hot Lebanese women
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2014, 09:40:41 PM »
You could tell this was satire ...

I still think that Mor Ephrem and xOrthodox4Christx have the right idea. Perhaps this is a situation that calls for a pre-emptive strike...?

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Re: Israel calls for military strikes against hot Lebanese women
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2014, 10:10:39 PM »
^ You would be a good leader for the undercover mission before the invasion.  ;)