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Offline Justin Kissel

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Germans Capture Easter Bunny
« on: April 10, 2012, 04:00:40 PM »
Police arrest 6ft Easter Bunny after couple mistake statue for a 'stalker'

Police officers in Germany called to investigate an intimidating stalker standing outside a couple's home received a pleasant surprise when the intruder turned out to be a 6ft statue of the Easter Bunny...

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