Well, today my boss called me at 9:45... It sorta went like:
<<phone rings, hand emerges from pile of blankets & pillows... fumbles around bedside table... ah, found it!>>
"Where are you???"
<<eye emerges from under pile of pillows, squint at clock... explosion scatters pillows, blankets all over room>>
"HOLY S#!+!!!! I'll be there in FIVE minutes..."