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« Reply #90 on: August 21, 2014, 09:10:40 AM »

Except for the print-only exclusive material. (Interestingly, I can't find the article Cyrillic alluded to, on either site. One of us must be misreading.)

http://www.menshealth.nl/Sex/Verleid-haar-binnen-enkele-seconde

It's here.

Exclusive to the audience, I see. laugh You're the only one who could check if it's translated from one of the international editions or original to the Dutch edition.
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« Reply #91 on: August 21, 2014, 09:11:41 AM »

Look people, it is a rule of the Internet - If it exists, porn of it exists.  If you can't find it, you are not looking.  Now, back to my search for robot tentacle sex with chickens during fasts . . .
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« Reply #92 on: August 21, 2014, 09:15:03 AM »

Except for the print-only exclusive material. (Interestingly, I can't find the article Cyrillic alluded to, on either site. One of us must be misreading.)

http://www.menshealth.nl/Sex/Verleid-haar-binnen-enkele-seconde

It's here.

Exclusive to the audience, I see. laugh You're the only one who could check if it's translated from one of the international editions or original to the Dutch edition.

Couldn't find it on the English site, sadly. But there's this gem. Five Ways to Seduce Her with Your Mouth. It isn't as exciting as the title would have you believe, but it's still quackery.
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« Reply #93 on: August 21, 2014, 09:15:46 AM »

If you want thought provoking articles about sex, subscribe to Men's Health. (Men's Fitness will do as well, at a pinch.)  angel

Their website prominently features an article on how to seduce a woman within a matter of seconds. The only thought that provoced was "Wow! They're a bunch of quacks!"

And that is why people bother to buy magazines rather than make do with what is found for free on the 'net. laugh
but... you can read it on their website for free.  Tongue

Except for the print-only exclusive material. (Interestingly, I can't find the article Cyrillic alluded to, on either site. One of us must be misreading.)

I think we need an expert to weigh in on this.  Where is JamesR?

Expert on the health or the fitness part? laugh
On the porn part. I'm sure he has extensive knowledge on the merits of paid vs free porn.  Cheesy
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« Reply #94 on: August 21, 2014, 09:16:33 AM »

Now you're just enabling, C! laugh


The first two examples encourages girls to be gold diggers.

That's probably not what the Bible teaches.

More like encouraging them to stick with someone who knows how to manage their money and won't sink the family into debt over fripperies.
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« Reply #95 on: August 21, 2014, 12:13:30 PM »

Now you're just enabling, C! laugh


The first two examples encourages girls to be gold diggers.

That's probably not what the Bible teaches.

More like encouraging them to stick with someone who knows how to manage their money and won't sink the family into debt over fripperies.

I don't know, Arachne.  While I agree with your generous interpretation, I suspect the target audience would take it the way Cyrillic did (at least based on that segment of the target audience among whom I live).  None of them would likely know what a frippery was, and the best guess might be "one of those fancy-az Starbucks drinks". 
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« Reply #96 on: August 21, 2014, 12:17:34 PM »

Now you're just enabling, C! laugh


The first two examples encourages girls to be gold diggers.

That's probably not what the Bible teaches.

More like encouraging them to stick with someone who knows how to manage their money and won't sink the family into debt over fripperies.

I don't know, Arachne.  While I agree with your generous interpretation, I suspect the target audience would take it the way Cyrillic did (at least based on that segment of the target audience among whom I live).  None of them would likely know what a frippery was, and the best guess might be "one of those fancy-az Starbucks drinks". 


That's a Fripperino!
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« Reply #97 on: August 21, 2014, 12:19:31 PM »

Now you're just enabling, C! laugh


The first two examples encourages girls to be gold diggers.

That's probably not what the Bible teaches.

More like encouraging them to stick with someone who knows how to manage their money and won't sink the family into debt over fripperies.

I don't know, Arachne.  While I agree with your generous interpretation, I suspect the target audience would take it the way Cyrillic did (at least based on that segment of the target audience among whom I live).  None of them would likely know what a frippery was, and the best guess might be "one of those fancy-az Starbucks drinks".

Eh. I wouldn't consider myself particularly generous in that respect. As for fripperies, the definition of dishearteningly many of the ladies I hang out with would be something along the lines of 'a 12-pack of beer, after he has been late paying the rent and some of the food budget has to go cover the late fee'.
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« Reply #98 on: August 21, 2014, 12:44:05 PM »

Now you're just enabling, C! laugh


The first two examples encourages girls to be gold diggers.

That's probably not what the Bible teaches.

More like encouraging them to stick with someone who knows how to manage their money and won't sink the family into debt over fripperies.

I don't know, Arachne.  While I agree with your generous interpretation, I suspect the target audience would take it the way Cyrillic did (at least based on that segment of the target audience among whom I live).  None of them would likely know what a frippery was, and the best guess might be "one of those fancy-az Starbucks drinks". 


That's a Fripperino!

Don't you mean frappuccino? Never heard of a fripperino.
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« Reply #99 on: August 21, 2014, 12:46:30 PM »

Now you're just enabling, C! laugh


The first two examples encourages girls to be gold diggers.

That's probably not what the Bible teaches.

More like encouraging them to stick with someone who knows how to manage their money and won't sink the family into debt over fripperies.

I don't know, Arachne.  While I agree with your generous interpretation, I suspect the target audience would take it the way Cyrillic did (at least based on that segment of the target audience among whom I live).  None of them would likely know what a frippery was, and the best guess might be "one of those fancy-az Starbucks drinks"


That's a Fripperino!

Don't you mean frappuccino? Never heard of a fripperino.


see the highlights above for how my obviously very unfunny joke was made.

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« Reply #100 on: August 21, 2014, 04:08:23 PM »


To be fair, if you do what Ruth did to get Boaz's attention, you might get arrested.
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« Reply #101 on: August 21, 2014, 04:38:15 PM »

If you want thought provoking articles about sex, subscribe to Men's Health. (Men's Fitness will do as well, at a pinch.)  angel

Their website prominently features an article on how to seduce a woman within a matter of seconds. The only thought that provoced was "Wow! They're a bunch of quacks!"

And that is why people bother to buy magazines rather than make do with what is found for free on the 'net. laugh
but... you can read it on their website for free.  Tongue

I think we need an expert to weigh in on this.  Where is JamesR?

Well, I've always been more of a Maxim and GQ man myself ever since I saw Lindsey Lohan on the cover circa 2006-2007  angel But yeah buying any written thing is kind of stupid when you can find virtually anything and everything you want for free on the internet.
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« Reply #102 on: August 21, 2014, 04:42:54 PM »

Was that back when she was still hot? I shudder to think of what she must look like now. I would google it, but then I might barf.
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« Reply #103 on: August 21, 2014, 05:15:24 PM »

It's so thrilling to be a member here when OrthodoxChristianity.net becomes indistinguishable from some shabby subreddit.
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« Reply #104 on: August 21, 2014, 05:33:42 PM »

It's so thrilling to be a member here when OrthodoxChristianity.net becomes indistinguishable from some shabby subreddit.

Nothing says you have to be on this thread.
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« Reply #105 on: August 21, 2014, 05:46:07 PM »

It's so thrilling to be a member here when OrthodoxChristianity.net becomes indistinguishable from some shabby subreddit.

Nothing says you have to be on this thread.
But there is a rule mandating that we work to keep threads on topic, which the posters on this thread have failed miserably to do the last day or so.
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« Reply #106 on: August 21, 2014, 05:47:06 PM »

It's so thrilling to be a member here when OrthodoxChristianity.net becomes indistinguishable from some shabby subreddit.

Nothing says you have to be on this thread.
But there is a rule mandating that we work to keep threads on topic, which the posters on this thread have failed miserably to do the last day or so.

I can't remember a thread which stayed on topic for more than ten posts.
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« Reply #107 on: August 21, 2014, 05:51:24 PM »

It's so thrilling to be a member here when OrthodoxChristianity.net becomes indistinguishable from some shabby subreddit.

Nothing says you have to be on this thread.
But there is a rule mandating that we work to keep threads on topic, which the posters on this thread have failed miserably to do the last day or so.

I can't remember a thread which stayed on topic for more than ten posts.

Um, the video and music threads?  Huh
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It's so thrilling to be a member here when OrthodoxChristianity.net becomes indistinguishable from some shabby subreddit.

Nothing says you have to be on this thread.
But there is a rule mandating that we work to keep threads on topic, which the posters on this thread have failed miserably to do the last day or so.

I can't remember a thread which stayed on topic for more than ten posts.

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« Reply #109 on: August 21, 2014, 05:55:08 PM »

Alright...back on topic all of you.

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