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Offline Asteriktos

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This Tea Tastes Like Crap!
« on: March 29, 2012, 09:07:01 PM »
Panda poo tea costing £131 per cup launched by Chinese businessman

Tea grown with the help of fertiliser made from panda faeces has gone on sale in China and is being touted as the world's most expensive...

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Re: This Tea Tastes Like Crap!
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2012, 09:14:51 PM »
Reminds me of the Kopi Luwak coffee.
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I'm going to need this.

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Re: This Tea Tastes Like Crap!
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2012, 09:05:30 AM »
All natural vegetables grow on faeces. What's the problem?
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Re: This Tea Tastes Like Crap!
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2012, 09:26:21 AM »
Why I'm not suprised that this was from China.
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Re: This Tea Tastes Like Crap!
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2012, 10:59:27 AM »

LOL!  Apparently, you've never gone to your local garden center and bought a bag of manure to put under your tomato plants!
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Re: This Tea Tastes Like Crap!
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2012, 11:08:21 AM »
Thing is I have never paid that kind of money for any vegetable. Brilliant marketing though.