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« Reply #1710 on: July 12, 2013, 05:14:42 PM »

and again
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« Reply #1711 on: July 12, 2013, 05:32:35 PM »

Pretty bad, for St. Gregory of Nazianzen saith: "That which has not been assumed, has not been healed"
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« Reply #1712 on: July 12, 2013, 05:35:22 PM »

wait did I say that I don't think so
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« Reply #1713 on: July 13, 2013, 12:43:39 PM »

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Too many latinisms. Real Hyperdox would have said "Koimeses" instead.
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« Reply #1714 on: August 07, 2013, 12:44:33 AM »

It's a membase link to an HH joke:

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3vf7c5/

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« Reply #1715 on: August 07, 2013, 09:45:05 PM »

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« Reply #1716 on: August 08, 2013, 07:46:27 PM »

Why is that? Has he read the condemnations against dancers and actors?
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« Reply #1717 on: August 08, 2013, 08:32:48 PM »

Name: Eustace
Chrismation name: Efstace
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« Reply #1718 on: August 08, 2013, 11:06:37 PM »

Name: Eustace
Chrismation name: Efstace

Umm, it would be Efstathios. Or Efstafiy. Wink police
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« Reply #1719 on: August 08, 2013, 11:13:48 PM »

Name: Eustace
Chrismation name: Efstace

Umm, it would be Efstathios. Or Efstafiy. Wink police

I couldn't put my finger on it, but I knew there was something not quite right about "Efstace".  I didn't know "Eustace" was "Evstathios".  I've always seen this name latinised as "Eustathius".
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« Reply #1720 on: August 12, 2013, 02:31:33 AM »

Name: Eustace
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Umm, it would be Efstathios. Or Efstafiy. Wink police
That sounds too ethnic.
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« Reply #1721 on: August 12, 2013, 02:47:34 AM »

Name: Eustace
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Umm, it would be Efstathios. Or Efstafiy. Wink police
That sounds too ethnic.

It would be too ethnic for Luke Warmodox, but it would be right up Herman's alley.  Wink
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« Reply #1722 on: August 17, 2013, 01:07:50 PM »

dunno what image to use with this, just thought of it:

"If you are experiencing problems with your prostrations, call your Priest immediately, you may be experiencing symptoms of Lentenitis and you may require immediate spiritual attention."
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« Reply #1723 on: August 17, 2013, 02:27:14 PM »

OK.  I'm learning how to do memes, using a meme generator that someone linked.  I hope I am doing this right.  This is the first one I have done:

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« Reply #1724 on: August 17, 2013, 02:31:22 PM »

Reminds me of this one (not mine):

http://crazyhyena.com/seven-deadly-sins-sloth-funny-animal_en
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« Reply #1725 on: August 17, 2013, 03:02:41 PM »

OK.  I'm learning how to do memes, using a meme generator that someone linked.  I hope I am doing this right.  This is the first one I have done:

LOL. I like it.
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« Reply #1726 on: August 17, 2013, 04:31:07 PM »

Accidie is so cute, Salpy! 
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« Reply #1727 on: August 17, 2013, 04:34:37 PM »

Accidie is so cute, Salpy! 

It's terrifying. Like some creature from nightmares.
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« Reply #1728 on: August 17, 2013, 04:38:07 PM »

I think that it is depicted that way on purpose, just like the posters of the Lazy and Vicious man and the Pious and Upright Man.
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« Reply #1729 on: August 17, 2013, 04:55:25 PM »

Accidie is so cute, Salpy! 

I agree, very cute.  Now if there was someway to have one with a wombat (they're very cute, too).
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« Reply #1730 on: August 18, 2013, 12:16:30 AM »

Accidie is so cute, Salpy! 

I thought you'd appreciate it.  It's definitely cuter than Mr. Yuk.   Cheesy
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« Reply #1731 on: August 18, 2013, 12:17:31 AM »

Accidie is so cute, Salpy!  

It's terrifying. Like some creature from nightmares.

Sloths are the only creatures I know of that were named after a sin, and they are adorable:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8b5v4USEWY
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« Reply #1732 on: August 18, 2013, 07:29:30 AM »

Accidie is so cute, Salpy! 

It's terrifying. Like some creature from nightmares.

Sloths are the only creatures I know of that were named after a sin, and they are adorable:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8b5v4USEWY

Let's agree to disagree.
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« Reply #1733 on: August 18, 2013, 03:15:15 PM »

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« Reply #1734 on: August 20, 2013, 03:33:19 PM »

I wanted to make a picture inspired by some discussion I've seen. There was a guy who wanted to bring those Mormon pyjamas for his priest to exorcise so that he could wear them. But I thought it would be considered too surreal.
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« Reply #1735 on: August 20, 2013, 03:42:20 PM »

I wanted to make a picture inspired by some discussion I've seen. There was a guy who wanted to bring those Mormon pyjamas for his priest to exorcise so that he could wear them. But I thought it would be considered too surreal.

That sounds like awesome idea. Surreal jokes tend to be the best ones.
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« Reply #1736 on: August 20, 2013, 04:04:13 PM »

I wanted to make a picture inspired by some discussion I've seen. There was a guy who wanted to bring those Mormon pyjamas for his priest to exorcise so that he could wear them. But I thought it would be considered too surreal.

That sounds like awesome idea. Surreal jokes tend to be the best ones.

But he was real. And serious. I think I could just linked the page to his profile.
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« Reply #1737 on: August 20, 2013, 04:06:22 PM »

I wanted to make a picture inspired by some discussion I've seen. There was a guy who wanted to bring those Mormon pyjamas for his priest to exorcise so that he could wear them. But I thought it would be considered too surreal.

That sounds like awesome idea. Surreal jokes tend to be the best ones.

But he was real. And serious. I think I could just linked the page to his profile.

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« Reply #1738 on: August 20, 2013, 04:09:57 PM »

I wanted to make a picture inspired by some discussion I've seen. There was a guy who wanted to bring those Mormon pyjamas for his priest to exorcise so that he could wear them. But I thought it would be considered too surreal.

That sounds like awesome idea. Surreal jokes tend to be the best ones.

But he was real. And serious. I think I could just linked the page to his profile.

I just lost my faith in humanity.

In other thread he was asking whether he and his wife could wear monastic habits to 'witness about Orthodoxy'...
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« Reply #1739 on: August 20, 2013, 04:12:40 PM »

I wanted to make a picture inspired by some discussion I've seen. There was a guy who wanted to bring those Mormon pyjamas for his priest to exorcise so that he could wear them. But I thought it would be considered too surreal.

That sounds like awesome idea. Surreal jokes tend to be the best ones.

But he was real. And serious. I think I could just linked the page to his profile.

I just lost my faith in humanity.

In other thread he was asking whether he and his wife could wear monastic habits to 'witness about Orthodoxy'...

He should start some reality tv show. Of course in order to witness about Orthodoxy.
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« Reply #1740 on: August 20, 2013, 04:21:08 PM »

I wanted to make a picture inspired by some discussion I've seen. There was a guy who wanted to bring those Mormon pyjamas for his priest to exorcise so that he could wear them. But I thought it would be considered too surreal.

That sounds like awesome idea. Surreal jokes tend to be the best ones.

But he was real. And serious. I think I could just linked the page to his profile.

I just lost my faith in humanity.

In other thread he was asking whether he and his wife could wear monastic habits to 'witness about Orthodoxy'...
There was a time I'd say "links or it didn't happen," but at this point I'll believe it.
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« Reply #1742 on: September 09, 2013, 10:44:15 AM »



If only someone could rip and edit and post the "Manly Man" theme from the tv show "Two and half men"  as "Manly Monks."    Smiley
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« Reply #1743 on: September 09, 2013, 10:44:54 AM »



I almost spit my tea on my keyboard at work.  Thank you.

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« Reply #1744 on: September 17, 2013, 02:37:21 PM »

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« Reply #1745 on: September 18, 2013, 09:58:03 AM »

What happens afterward? This is making me LMAO.
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« Reply #1747 on: September 29, 2013, 05:22:25 PM »

Doesn't make sense. There are a million reasons why someone can be last in line.
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« Reply #1748 on: September 29, 2013, 06:59:39 PM »

Doesn't make sense. There are a million reasons why someone can be last in line.

Read it again.
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« Reply #1749 on: September 29, 2013, 08:02:56 PM »

Doesn't make sense. There are a million reasons why someone can be last in line.
See, there is this thing call humor...  Wink
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« Reply #1750 on: October 02, 2013, 03:24:38 PM »

Doesn't make sense. There are a million reasons why someone can be last in line.
See, there is this thing call humor...  Wink

What is this thing you call...how do you say, "Hyoooormorrrr"?  Something like that, right?
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« Reply #1751 on: October 02, 2013, 03:25:59 PM »

Doesn't make sense. There are a million reasons why someone can be last in line.
See, there is this thing call humor...  Wink

Humour not humor.
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« Reply #1752 on: October 02, 2013, 03:33:47 PM »

Doesn't make sense. There are a million reasons why someone can be last in line.
See, there is this thing call humor...  Wink

Humour not humor.
You crazy Europeans throwing in "U"s at random locations.  Here in the most powerful country in the world that saved you all from almost certain extinction from Nazis and Communists, we look with contempt at the letter "U".  Grin
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« Reply #1753 on: October 02, 2013, 03:34:07 PM »

Doesn't make sense. There are a million reasons why someone can be last in line.
See, there is this thing call humor...  Wink

Humour not humor.

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« Reply #1754 on: October 02, 2013, 06:52:16 PM »

I heard a rumour about the orthodox humoUr. It was spreading like a tumoUr. And the rumour is - the church removed the humour together with tumour. Now the christians are neither sick nor fun. What a shame!  I will pray for humour when the days of tumour come again, on feeble bones we shall ride, me and my humour!
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