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« Reply #1620 on: March 17, 2013, 12:30:40 PM »

Refuses to venerate St. Isaac the Syrian,

Since he died outside the Church.
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« Reply #1621 on: March 17, 2013, 08:41:57 PM »

Washed his face

Anointed his head
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« Reply #1622 on: March 19, 2013, 05:34:59 AM »

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« Reply #1623 on: March 19, 2013, 08:11:52 AM »

Goes to court to change year of birth to date from the time of creation (7,500)
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« Reply #1624 on: March 21, 2013, 05:46:11 PM »

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« Reply #1625 on: March 21, 2013, 07:32:58 PM »

Goes to court to change year of birth to date from the time of creation (7,500)
A friend of mine signs visitor notebooks in churches accordingly. It was pretty hilarious to see it next to all the AD dates.
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« Reply #1626 on: March 23, 2013, 04:37:20 PM »

Create your own Biden meme  Grin Cheesy

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3thqcd/

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« Reply #1627 on: March 26, 2013, 04:47:26 PM »

my stance after Sunday Liturgy
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« Reply #1628 on: March 30, 2013, 05:22:47 AM »

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« Reply #1629 on: March 30, 2013, 03:35:15 PM »

For Akimori: We miss you and your posts.


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« Reply #1630 on: April 01, 2013, 11:41:24 AM »

Herman's least favorite Zorro movie:

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« Reply #1632 on: April 03, 2013, 10:29:21 AM »

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It doesn't do the other "holy language" either - Rusyn ("po nashemu" to us 'Pennsyltuckians'!) Cheesy  Wink When I post comments on YouTube or FB I have to use Ukrainian and Slovak to be safe!
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« Reply #1633 on: April 03, 2013, 10:35:47 AM »

It doesn't do the other "holy language" either - Rusyn ("po nashemu" to us 'Pennsyltuckians'!) Cheesy  Wink When I post comments on YouTube or FB I have to use Ukrainian and Slovak to be safe!

You might enjoy it: https://www.facebook.com/howorymoposwojomu
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« Reply #1634 on: April 09, 2013, 05:39:19 AM »

Cradle Christopher: Tries not to drop blessed bread, takes it home to feed to the dog.
Cradle Christopher: Been Orthodox his whole life, isn't aware that you fast from dairy during Lent.
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« Reply #1635 on: April 11, 2013, 02:23:14 PM »

True story a few years back.
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« Reply #1636 on: April 11, 2013, 02:34:41 PM »

True story a few years back.


AFAIR, it has already been posted.
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« Reply #1637 on: April 11, 2013, 02:57:33 PM »

^ True story... Though I remember times, when I just took out my pennies (man, that doesn't sound good...) and counted on them and my hands. So I guess it was back to start (counting small rocks and so forth). Wink
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« Reply #1638 on: April 25, 2013, 06:40:06 PM »

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« Reply #1639 on: May 06, 2013, 01:50:08 AM »

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« Reply #1640 on: May 06, 2013, 02:38:04 AM »

of what?
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« Reply #1641 on: May 06, 2013, 03:08:23 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN_3RS5dsWs
(album xarmolyph 2001)
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« Reply #1642 on: May 06, 2013, 03:27:51 PM »

"Christ is risen!"

"...Where's the aspirin?"
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« Reply #1643 on: May 06, 2013, 05:49:59 PM »

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« Reply #1644 on: May 06, 2013, 06:11:03 PM »

Has a negative outlook on himself and others

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« Reply #1645 on: May 06, 2013, 06:14:37 PM »


Some background? It seems to obscure for me.
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« Reply #1646 on: May 07, 2013, 02:59:14 AM »


Some background? It seems to obscure for me.
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I found it while googling something related yet unrelated.

It seemed something HH would like.
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« Reply #1647 on: May 09, 2013, 07:19:59 PM »

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« Reply #1648 on: May 12, 2013, 02:08:39 PM »

Dropped his wallet on the high street

Was trying to give money to a beggar using only his right hand, lest his left find out what he was doing
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« Reply #1649 on: May 12, 2013, 02:31:44 PM »

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« Reply #1650 on: May 12, 2013, 08:19:57 PM »

and something autobiographical
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« Reply #1651 on: May 14, 2013, 07:02:56 PM »

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Why does he excommunicate tofu? Tofu does not appear in the Synodikon or any other places, and there is no heresy with tofu. Or maybe he is not used to the fact that you can eat stuff instead of meat that tastes like meat?
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« Reply #1652 on: May 14, 2013, 07:10:51 PM »

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Why does he excommunicate tofu? Tofu does not appear in the Synodikon or any other places, and there is no heresy with tofu. Or maybe he is not used to the fact that you can eat stuff instead of meat that tastes like meat?

Since when does tofu taste like meat?
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« Reply #1653 on: May 14, 2013, 07:13:44 PM »

Tofu can be injected with meat flavor, for instance by frying with meat.
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« Reply #1654 on: May 14, 2013, 07:15:32 PM »

Tofu can be injected with meat flavor, for instance by frying with meat.

OK, but in that case it's not fasting.
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« Reply #1655 on: May 15, 2013, 10:40:44 AM »

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Why does he excommunicate tofu? Tofu does not appear in the Synodikon or any other places, and there is no heresy with tofu. Or maybe he is not used to the fact that you can eat stuff instead of meat that tastes like meat?
Then that is deception - the tofu is lying to your tongue! Flee! Flee! Flee!  Wink
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« Reply #1657 on: May 16, 2013, 11:18:52 AM »

Avoids bending over during Paschaltide.

Doesn't want to appear to be prostrating.
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« Reply #1658 on: May 16, 2013, 12:29:24 PM »

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Being a bit pedantic (since of course there is no reason to disagree for the most part), but in a Russian Men's choir I was in for about 5 years (I'll leave out specifics to not incriminate anyone), one of the singers (a WASP convert) would on occasion correct grammar and pronunciation for text.  Of course, this guy also had taught Russian at the Defense Language Institute for many years.  As many of us English speakers know, due to the sad state of (Il)literacy of many Americans, many non-Americans actually have better spelling and grammar anyways.  Smiley
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« Reply #1659 on: May 16, 2013, 03:31:37 PM »

Mocks evangelicals

while equating Orthodoxy with the U.S. culture wars.
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« Reply #1660 on: May 17, 2013, 02:34:06 AM »

Sees GOARCH facebook post a link to a catholic news site

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« Reply #1662 on: May 17, 2013, 01:03:36 PM »

Gets arrested for changing "Caution" to "Caftion" on roadsigns
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« Reply #1663 on: May 30, 2013, 09:05:16 PM »

HH gets a shoutout on some obscure AFR podcast:

http://www.ancientfaith.com/podcasts/wardrobe/online_orthodoxy_as_gobbledygook_and_say_hello_to_orthodox_pug
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« Reply #1664 on: May 30, 2013, 09:26:20 PM »


I enjoyed that podcast. Internet Orthodoxy is a road to nowhere...
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