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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1620 on: March 17, 2013, 12:30:40 PM »
Refuses to venerate St. Isaac the Syrian,

Since he died outside the Church.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1621 on: March 17, 2013, 08:41:57 PM »
Washed his face

Anointed his head
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1622 on: March 19, 2013, 05:34:59 AM »
two more

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1623 on: March 19, 2013, 08:11:52 AM »
Goes to court to change year of birth to date from the time of creation (7,500)

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1624 on: March 21, 2013, 05:46:11 PM »
made by me

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1625 on: March 21, 2013, 07:32:58 PM »
Goes to court to change year of birth to date from the time of creation (7,500)
A friend of mine signs visitor notebooks in churches accordingly. It was pretty hilarious to see it next to all the AD dates.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1627 on: March 26, 2013, 04:47:26 PM »
my stance after Sunday Liturgy
« Last Edit: March 26, 2013, 04:47:58 PM by Michał Kalina »

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1628 on: March 30, 2013, 05:22:47 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1629 on: March 30, 2013, 03:35:15 PM »
For Akimori: We miss you and your posts.


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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1630 on: April 01, 2013, 11:41:24 AM »
Herman's least favorite Zorro movie:

"My doubt in Christ is not like that of a child; it was forged in a furnace of faith." - Dostoevsky

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1631 on: April 03, 2013, 09:56:28 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1632 on: April 03, 2013, 10:29:21 AM »
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It doesn't do the other "holy language" either - Rusyn ("po nashemu" to us 'Pennsyltuckians'!) :D  ;) When I post comments on YouTube or FB I have to use Ukrainian and Slovak to be safe!

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1633 on: April 03, 2013, 10:35:47 AM »
It doesn't do the other "holy language" either - Rusyn ("po nashemu" to us 'Pennsyltuckians'!) :D  ;) When I post comments on YouTube or FB I have to use Ukrainian and Slovak to be safe!

You might enjoy it: https://www.facebook.com/howorymoposwojomu
« Last Edit: April 03, 2013, 10:36:00 AM by Michał Kalina »

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1634 on: April 09, 2013, 05:39:19 AM »
Cradle Christopher: Tries not to drop blessed bread, takes it home to feed to the dog.
Cradle Christopher: Been Orthodox his whole life, isn't aware that you fast from dairy during Lent.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1635 on: April 11, 2013, 02:23:14 PM »
True story a few years back.
Chanter, Blacksmith, Tailor, Captain of the Guard. ...I made the last one up.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1636 on: April 11, 2013, 02:34:41 PM »
True story a few years back.


AFAIR, it has already been posted.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1637 on: April 11, 2013, 02:57:33 PM »
^ True story... Though I remember times, when I just took out my pennies (man, that doesn't sound good...) and counted on them and my hands. So I guess it was back to start (counting small rocks and so forth). ;)

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1638 on: April 25, 2013, 06:40:06 PM »
one more

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1639 on: May 06, 2013, 01:50:08 AM »
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if Christ does and says x. And someone else does and says not x and you are ever in doubt, follow Christ.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1640 on: May 06, 2013, 02:38:04 AM »
of what?

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1641 on: May 06, 2013, 03:08:23 AM »
Quote from: Orthonorm
if Christ does and says x. And someone else does and says not x and you are ever in doubt, follow Christ.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1642 on: May 06, 2013, 03:27:51 PM »
"Christ is risen!"

"...Where's the aspirin?"
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1643 on: May 06, 2013, 05:49:59 PM »
"Some have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at pleasure, so as to produce the effect of singing."- St. Augustine of Hippo

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1644 on: May 06, 2013, 06:11:03 PM »
Has a negative outlook on himself and others

Forgets that St. Seraphim greeted everyone
with: My Joy, Christ is Risen!
Ἅγιος ὁ Θεός
Ἅγιος ἰσχυρός
Ἅγιος ἀθάνατος
ἐλέησον ἡμας

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1645 on: May 06, 2013, 06:14:37 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN_3RS5dsWs
(album xarmolyph 2001)

Some background? It seems to obscure for me.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1646 on: May 07, 2013, 02:59:14 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN_3RS5dsWs
(album xarmolyph 2001)

Some background? It seems to obscure for me.
e
I found it while googling something related yet unrelated.

It seemed something HH would like.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1647 on: May 09, 2013, 07:19:59 PM »
one more

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1648 on: May 12, 2013, 02:08:39 PM »
Dropped his wallet on the high street

Was trying to give money to a beggar using only his right hand, lest his left find out what he was doing

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1649 on: May 12, 2013, 02:31:44 PM »
 :D
funny!

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1650 on: May 12, 2013, 08:19:57 PM »
and something autobiographical

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1651 on: May 14, 2013, 07:02:56 PM »
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Why does he excommunicate tofu? Tofu does not appear in the Synodikon or any other places, and there is no heresy with tofu. Or maybe he is not used to the fact that you can eat stuff instead of meat that tastes like meat?

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1652 on: May 14, 2013, 07:10:51 PM »
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Why does he excommunicate tofu? Tofu does not appear in the Synodikon or any other places, and there is no heresy with tofu. Or maybe he is not used to the fact that you can eat stuff instead of meat that tastes like meat?

Since when does tofu taste like meat?

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1653 on: May 14, 2013, 07:13:44 PM »
Tofu can be injected with meat flavor, for instance by frying with meat.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1654 on: May 14, 2013, 07:15:32 PM »
Tofu can be injected with meat flavor, for instance by frying with meat.

OK, but in that case it's not fasting.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1655 on: May 15, 2013, 10:40:44 AM »
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Why does he excommunicate tofu? Tofu does not appear in the Synodikon or any other places, and there is no heresy with tofu. Or maybe he is not used to the fact that you can eat stuff instead of meat that tastes like meat?
Then that is deception - the tofu is lying to your tongue! Flee! Flee! Flee!  ;)

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1656 on: May 15, 2013, 12:11:16 PM »
one more
« Last Edit: May 15, 2013, 12:15:13 PM by Michał Kalina »

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1657 on: May 16, 2013, 11:18:52 AM »
Avoids bending over during Paschaltide.

Doesn't want to appear to be prostrating.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1658 on: May 16, 2013, 12:29:24 PM »
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Being a bit pedantic (since of course there is no reason to disagree for the most part), but in a Russian Men's choir I was in for about 5 years (I'll leave out specifics to not incriminate anyone), one of the singers (a WASP convert) would on occasion correct grammar and pronunciation for text.  Of course, this guy also had taught Russian at the Defense Language Institute for many years.  As many of us English speakers know, due to the sad state of (Il)literacy of many Americans, many non-Americans actually have better spelling and grammar anyways.  :)

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1659 on: May 16, 2013, 03:31:37 PM »
Mocks evangelicals

while equating Orthodoxy with the U.S. culture wars.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1660 on: May 17, 2013, 02:34:06 AM »
Sees GOARCH facebook post a link to a catholic news site

turns on ad block, enters.



((to prevent the heretics from getting ad revenue... ;)
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1661 on: May 17, 2013, 09:04:55 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1662 on: May 17, 2013, 01:03:36 PM »
Gets arrested for changing "Caution" to "Caftion" on roadsigns
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1663 on: May 30, 2013, 09:05:16 PM »
Quote from: Orthonorm
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1664 on: May 30, 2013, 09:26:20 PM »
HH gets a shoutout on some obscure AFR podcast:

http://www.ancientfaith.com/podcasts/wardrobe/online_orthodoxy_as_gobbledygook_and_say_hello_to_orthodox_pug

I enjoyed that podcast. Internet Orthodoxy is a road to nowhere...