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« Reply #1575 on: February 14, 2013, 04:44:22 PM »

Buys discounted Valentine's Cards on Feb 15

Sends them out in July

There's already been a picture about that.
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« Reply #1576 on: February 14, 2013, 05:20:08 PM »

Buys discounted Valentine's Cards on Feb 15

Sends them out in July

There's already been a picture about that.

Oooohhh, I missed that.  I woke up late this morning and didn't get to check FB  Grin
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« Reply #1577 on: February 16, 2013, 11:53:17 PM »

Buys discounted Valentine's Cards on Feb 15

Sends them out in July

There's already been a picture about that.

Yea, but still, "an oldie but a goodie." 
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« Reply #1578 on: February 16, 2013, 11:54:13 PM »

Buys discounted Valentine's Cards on Feb 15

Sends them out in July

There's already been a picture about that.

Oooohhh, I missed that.  I woke up late this morning and didn't get to check FB  Grin

Its ok.  Its like the 10 commandments movie, can be repeated every year in its time. 
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« Reply #1579 on: February 17, 2013, 04:05:19 AM »

Celebrating Sunday of Orthodoxy today

Now THATS irony
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« Reply #1580 on: February 17, 2013, 06:46:09 AM »

Technically not Orthodox, but...

Correct. It's not an icon since there aren't halos around Putin's and bear's heads.

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« Reply #1581 on: February 17, 2013, 09:09:01 PM »

Herman?

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« Reply #1582 on: February 17, 2013, 09:56:54 PM »

Herman?



I am laughing myself stupid at this!! If this dude is like that when he brushes his teeth, what would he be like when he's angry?  laugh laugh laugh
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« Reply #1583 on: February 18, 2013, 03:55:38 PM »

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« Reply #1584 on: February 19, 2013, 01:53:06 AM »

Herman?



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« Reply #1585 on: February 19, 2013, 02:07:57 AM »

The photographer must have used a tripod. There's no other way he could have avoided camera shake from laughing.  laugh
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« Reply #1586 on: February 19, 2013, 04:00:51 PM »

-Calls himself “the greatest of all sinners and hypocrites.”
-Doesn’t believe it for a second.

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« Reply #1587 on: February 21, 2013, 06:26:29 PM »

Has written a formal complaint to the NBA
For repeatedly mispronouncing Irving's name
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« Reply #1588 on: February 21, 2013, 06:27:56 PM »

Has written a formal complaint to the NBA
For repeatedly mispronouncing Irving's name

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I'll take your word for it.  Embarrassed
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« Reply #1589 on: February 21, 2013, 06:28:58 PM »

Has written a formal complaint to the NBA
For repeatedly mispronouncing Irving's name

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I'll take your word for it.  Embarrassed

Kyrie Irving
They call him "Kai-ree"
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« Reply #1590 on: February 21, 2013, 06:30:14 PM »

Has written a formal complaint to the NBA
For repeatedly mispronouncing Irving's name

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I'll take your word for it.  Embarrassed

Kyrie Irving
They call him "Kai-ree"

Ah, okay. Thanks for correcting me.  Smiley
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« Reply #1591 on: February 21, 2013, 06:31:34 PM »

Has written a formal complaint to the NBA
For repeatedly mispronouncing Irving's name

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I'll take your word for it.  Embarrassed

Kyrie Irving
They call him "Kai-ree"

Ah, okay. Thanks for correcting me.  Smiley

Now it makes me wonder.  If they start calling him "keer-yeh", do we need to make a sign of the cross when we watch Cavs games?
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« Reply #1592 on: February 21, 2013, 06:33:23 PM »

Has written a formal complaint to the NBA
For repeatedly mispronouncing Irving's name

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I'll take your word for it.  Embarrassed

Kyrie Irving
They call him "Kai-ree"

Ah, okay. Thanks for correcting me.  Smiley

Now it makes me wonder.  If they start calling him "keer-yeh", do we need to make a sign of the cross when we watch Cavs games?

It depends. Are they usually good or bad?  Cheesy Smiley (ha ha kidding)
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« Reply #1593 on: February 21, 2013, 07:02:42 PM »

Crosses himself repeatedly when the old Mr. Mister song comes on the radio.
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« Reply #1594 on: February 23, 2013, 01:07:28 AM »

Hyperdoxing on Facebook ads  Grin Grin Grin


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« Reply #1595 on: February 23, 2013, 04:10:40 AM »

Hahaha! Really good.
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« Reply #1596 on: February 23, 2013, 09:08:39 AM »

and again
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« Reply #1597 on: February 27, 2013, 05:48:33 PM »

-Sees an Orthodox person cite scripture.

-Accuses them of adhering to  Sola Scriptura.
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« Reply #1598 on: March 05, 2013, 06:14:06 PM »

Believes in geocentrism, cites the Fathers as proof.

Tells inquirers not to read mainstream Orthodox authors, says they're innovators.

List of "Heterodox" authors on his blog is longer than list of "Orthodox" authors.

Says theistic evolution is heterodox, demands all Orthodox be creationists.

Wants to convert to "authenic" Orthodoxy, joins Holy True Orthodox Church of Old Traditionalism in America.
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« Reply #1599 on: March 06, 2013, 06:38:29 AM »

All of these have been used ^
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« Reply #1600 on: March 06, 2013, 03:32:39 PM »

-Condemns western society for celebrity worship.

-Never misses an opportunity to point out if a famous person is Orthodox.

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« Reply #1601 on: March 06, 2013, 04:56:13 PM »

Sneaks into the conclave.  Grin
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« Reply #1602 on: March 07, 2013, 03:32:39 AM »

Sneaks into the conclave.  Grin

Hoping to be elected Pope and lead the Catholics to Orthodoxy.
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« Reply #1603 on: March 07, 2013, 11:46:12 AM »

Sneaks into the conclave.  Grin
Votes for Patriarch Kirill.
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« Reply #1604 on: March 07, 2013, 02:47:00 PM »

Sneaks into the conclave.  Grin

Hoping to be elected Pope and lead the Catholics to Orthodoxy.

i actually laughed out loud at this one!

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« Reply #1605 on: March 07, 2013, 03:53:09 PM »

Sneaks into the conclave.  Grin
Votes for Patriarch Kirill.
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« Reply #1606 on: March 07, 2013, 05:28:51 PM »

Makes the Sign of the Cross upside down

when passing a Catholic church
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« Reply #1607 on: March 09, 2013, 03:29:57 PM »

Cradle Christopher:
Communes alongside different ethnic groups
Tells children they can only marry within their ethnicity

Enjoys reading about Orthodoxy in new nations
Thinks ethnic groups should keep to themselves
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« Reply #1608 on: March 09, 2013, 10:05:17 PM »

Believes the Roman Papacy is a heresy

Has up-to-the-minute updates on the Conclave on his mobile
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« Reply #1609 on: March 12, 2013, 11:44:13 AM »

my contribution
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« Reply #1610 on: March 13, 2013, 12:52:46 AM »

Complains that OC.net's time is off

By twelve days, twenty three hours, and fifty five minutes.
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« Reply #1611 on: March 13, 2013, 01:26:12 AM »

Believes the Roman Papacy is a heresy

Has up-to-the-minute updates on the Conclave on his mobile

I think most of us who were former Roman/Eastern Catholics are hooked on the minute to minute details of the conclave. Hey, I was a Catholic for most of my life. I still am, but in a different expression: Eastern Orthodox. I pray for them that they may be saved.
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« Reply #1612 on: March 13, 2013, 04:29:48 AM »

Uses Forgiveness Sunday as a Way to Kiss the Babes
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« Reply #1613 on: March 13, 2013, 09:35:49 AM »

Uses Forgiveness Sunday as a Way to Kiss the Babes

I think that's more Cradle Christopher.
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Uses Forgiveness Sunday as a Way to Kiss the Babes

I think that's more Cradle Christopher.

I think thats more James.  We should make a James meme  Grin Cheesy
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« Reply #1615 on: March 13, 2013, 10:48:28 AM »

I actually found someone who could be Hyperdox Herman's girlfriend...

https://www.facebook.com/search/results.php?q=Anna+Tyma&init=public
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« Reply #1616 on: March 15, 2013, 12:11:06 PM »

Can one be hyperdox and a comic book geek?

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« Reply #1617 on: March 15, 2013, 03:30:00 PM »

"As an Orthodox Christian..."
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« Reply #1618 on: March 15, 2013, 03:37:11 PM »

"As an Orthodox Christian..."
One of the best.

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-When asked his opinion of the papal election

-Responds with, "Schismatics being schismatics."
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« Reply #1619 on: March 17, 2013, 10:00:11 AM »

We've forgotten about his birthday.
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