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« Reply #1575 on: February 14, 2013, 04:44:22 PM » |
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Buys discounted Valentine's Cards on Feb 15
Sends them out in July
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« Reply #1576 on: February 14, 2013, 05:20:08 PM » |
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Buys discounted Valentine's Cards on Feb 15
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« Reply #1577 on: February 16, 2013, 11:53:17 PM » |
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Buys discounted Valentine's Cards on Feb 15
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There's already been a picture about that. Yea, but still, "an oldie but a goodie." |
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« Reply #1578 on: February 16, 2013, 11:54:13 PM » |
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Buys discounted Valentine's Cards on Feb 15
Sends them out in July
There's already been a picture about that. Oooohhh, I missed that. I woke up late this morning and didn't get to check FB Its ok. Its like the 10 commandments movie, can be repeated every year in its time. |
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« Reply #1579 on: February 17, 2013, 04:05:19 AM » |
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Celebrating Sunday of Orthodoxy today
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« Reply #1580 on: February 17, 2013, 06:46:09 AM » |
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Technically not Orthodox, but...
Correct. It's not an icon since there aren't halos around Putin's and bear's heads. |
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« Reply #1581 on: February 17, 2013, 09:09:01 PM » |
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« Reply #1583 on: February 18, 2013, 03:55:38 PM » |
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formerly known as mikeDespite being a Polish citizen I am not a Pole. Long live Belarus! "It's my constitutional right!" |
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« Reply #1584 on: February 19, 2013, 01:53:06 AM » |
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Herman? "colgate with steroids" |
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« Reply #1585 on: February 19, 2013, 02:07:57 AM » |
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« Reply #1586 on: February 19, 2013, 04:00:51 PM » |
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-Calls himself “the greatest of all sinners and hypocrites.”
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« Reply #1587 on: February 21, 2013, 06:26:29 PM » |
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Has written a formal complaint to the NBA
For repeatedly mispronouncing Irving's name
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« Reply #1588 on: February 21, 2013, 06:27:56 PM » |
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Has written a formal complaint to the NBA
For repeatedly mispronouncing Irving's name
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« Reply #1589 on: February 21, 2013, 06:28:58 PM » |
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Has written a formal complaint to the NBA
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??... I'll take your word for it. Kyrie Irving They call him "Kai-ree" |
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« Reply #1590 on: February 21, 2013, 06:30:14 PM » |
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« Reply #1591 on: February 21, 2013, 06:31:34 PM » |
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Has written a formal complaint to the NBA
For repeatedly mispronouncing Irving's name
??... I'll take your word for it. Kyrie Irving They call him "Kai-ree" Ah, okay. Thanks for correcting me. Now it makes me wonder. If they start calling him "keer-yeh", do we need to make a sign of the cross when we watch Cavs games? |
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« Reply #1592 on: February 21, 2013, 06:33:23 PM » |
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Has written a formal complaint to the NBA
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??... I'll take your word for it. Kyrie Irving They call him "Kai-ree" Ah, okay. Thanks for correcting me. Now it makes me wonder. If they start calling him "keer-yeh", do we need to make a sign of the cross when we watch Cavs games? It depends. Are they usually good or bad? (ha ha kidding) |
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« Reply #1593 on: February 21, 2013, 07:02:42 PM » |
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Crosses himself repeatedly when the old Mr. Mister song comes on the radio. |
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If people cry at weddings...why don't they laugh at funerals?
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« Reply #1594 on: February 23, 2013, 01:07:28 AM » |
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« Reply #1595 on: February 23, 2013, 04:10:40 AM » |
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Hahaha! Really good.
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« Reply #1596 on: February 23, 2013, 09:08:39 AM » |
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« Reply #1597 on: February 27, 2013, 05:48:33 PM » |
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-Sees an Orthodox person cite scripture.
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« Reply #1598 on: March 05, 2013, 06:14:06 PM » |
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Believes in geocentrism, cites the Fathers as proof.
Tells inquirers not to read mainstream Orthodox authors, says they're innovators.
List of "Heterodox" authors on his blog is longer than list of "Orthodox" authors.
Says theistic evolution is heterodox, demands all Orthodox be creationists.
Wants to convert to "authenic" Orthodoxy, joins Holy True Orthodox Church of Old Traditionalism in America.
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« Reply #1599 on: March 06, 2013, 06:38:29 AM » |
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All of these have been used ^
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« Reply #1600 on: March 06, 2013, 03:32:39 PM » |
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-Condemns western society for celebrity worship.
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« Reply #1601 on: March 06, 2013, 04:56:13 PM » |
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« Reply #1602 on: March 07, 2013, 03:32:39 AM » |
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Sneaks into the conclave. Hoping to be elected Pope and lead the Catholics to Orthodoxy. |
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« Reply #1603 on: March 07, 2013, 11:46:12 AM » |
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Sneaks into the conclave. Votes for Patriarch Kirill. |
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"I confidently affirm that whoever calls himself Universal Bishop is the precursor of Antichrist"
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« Reply #1604 on: March 07, 2013, 02:47:00 PM » |
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Sneaks into the conclave. Hoping to be elected Pope and lead the Catholics to Orthodoxy. i actually laughed out loud at this one! |
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« Reply #1605 on: March 07, 2013, 03:53:09 PM » |
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« Reply #1606 on: March 07, 2013, 05:28:51 PM » |
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« Reply #1607 on: March 09, 2013, 03:29:57 PM » |
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Cradle Christopher:
Communes alongside different ethnic groups
Tells children they can only marry within their ethnicity
Enjoys reading about Orthodoxy in new nations
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« Reply #1608 on: March 09, 2013, 10:05:17 PM » |
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Believes the Roman Papacy is a heresy
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« Reply #1609 on: March 12, 2013, 11:44:13 AM » |
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formerly known as mikeDespite being a Polish citizen I am not a Pole. Long live Belarus! "It's my constitutional right!" |
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« Reply #1610 on: March 13, 2013, 12:52:46 AM » |
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Note : Many of my posts (especially the ones antedating late 2012) do not reflect charity, tact, or even views I presently hold. Please forgive me for any antagonism I have caused.
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« Reply #1611 on: March 13, 2013, 01:26:12 AM » |
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Believes the Roman Papacy is a heresy
Has up-to-the-minute updates on the Conclave on his mobile
I think most of us who were former Roman/Eastern Catholics are hooked on the minute to minute details of the conclave. Hey, I was a Catholic for most of my life. I still am, but in a different expression: Eastern Orthodox. I pray for them that they may be saved. |
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Glory to Jesus Christ!
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Uses Forgiveness Sunday as a Way to Kiss the Babes
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"'Blessed are the peacemakers' For those are peacemakers in themselves who, in conquering and subjecting to reason all the motions of their souls and having their carnal desires tamed, have become in themselves a Kingdom of God."-St. Augustine of Hippo
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« Reply #1613 on: March 13, 2013, 09:35:49 AM » |
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Uses Forgiveness Sunday as a Way to Kiss the Babes
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« Reply #1614 on: March 13, 2013, 10:41:57 AM » |
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Uses Forgiveness Sunday as a Way to Kiss the Babes
I think that's more Cradle Christopher. I think thats more James. We should make a James meme |
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« Reply #1617 on: March 15, 2013, 03:30:00 PM » |
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"As an Orthodox Christian..."
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« Reply #1618 on: March 15, 2013, 03:37:11 PM » |
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« Reply #1619 on: March 17, 2013, 10:00:11 AM » |
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We've forgotten about his birthday.
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