reads Hyperdox Herman thread to know what to avoid
grows a big beard anyway
Booo! There are many legitimate reasons to grow a big beard- a career as a lumberjack, sheer laziness and desire not to shave, being a member of a Southern Rock band, a desire to provide safe haven for nestless birds, and so on.
A big beard does not necessarily mean hyperdoxy, unless said beard was grown in direct response to a desire to convert to Orthodoxy.
How 'bout this modification:
"Reads Hyperdox Herman to know what to avoid
Still buys 500 knot prayer rope the day he's made a catechumen."