Michał Kalina
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despite living in Poland I am not a Pole
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« Reply #1530 on: January 10, 2013, 10:58:43 AM » |
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« Reply #1531 on: January 10, 2013, 11:55:41 PM » |
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Anathematizes Patriarch Bartholomew for ecumenism,
is a layman.
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Liberalochian: Ecumenism Lite™
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« Reply #1532 on: January 11, 2013, 12:08:52 AM » |
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reads Hyperdox Herman thread to know what to avoid
grows a big beard anyway
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« Reply #1533 on: January 11, 2013, 12:16:37 AM » |
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Posts on oc.net
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« Reply #1534 on: January 11, 2013, 01:49:12 AM » |
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reads Hyperdox Herman thread to know what to avoid
grows a big beard anyway
Booo! There are many legitimate reasons to grow a big beard- a career as a lumberjack, sheer laziness and desire not to shave, being a member of a Southern Rock band, a desire to provide safe haven for nestless birds, and so on. A big beard does not necessarily mean hyperdoxy, unless said beard was grown in direct response to a desire to convert to Orthodoxy. How 'bout this modification: "Reads Hyperdox Herman to know what to avoid Still buys 500 knot prayer rope the day he's made a catechumen." |
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"Funny," said Lancelot, "how the people who can't pray say that prayers are not answered, however much the people who can pray say they are." TH White Oh, no: I've succumbed to Hyperdoxy! |
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« Reply #1535 on: January 11, 2013, 04:36:09 AM » |
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« Reply #1536 on: January 11, 2013, 12:59:04 PM » |
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reads Hyperdox Herman thread to know what to avoid
grows a big beard anyway
Booo! There are many legitimate reasons to grow a big beard- a career as a lumberjack, sheer laziness and desire not to shave, being a member of a Southern Rock band, a desire to provide safe haven for nestless birds, and so on. A big beard does not necessarily mean hyperdoxy, unless said beard was grown in direct response to a desire to convert to Orthodoxy. How 'bout this modification: "Reads Hyperdox Herman to know what to avoid Still buys 500 knot prayer rope the day he's made a catechumen." I've grown the beard ... considering the prayer rope !  |
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« Reply #1537 on: January 14, 2013, 06:01:42 PM » |
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Hyperdox Herman:
The Rapture happened and I'm the last man on Earth?
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« Reply #1538 on: January 14, 2013, 06:03:56 PM » |
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Hyperdox Herman:
The Rapture happened and I'm the last man on Earth?
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Why would he nuke the Vatican? The relics of St. Peter are there. It is more likely that Hyperdox Herman would move into the Vatican and declare himself the Orthodox Patriarch of Rome |
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« Reply #1539 on: January 15, 2013, 11:38:57 AM » |
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Now that we've reached 1500 posts about Hyperdox Herman, perhaps that could inspire a new meme? We could call him "1500 Phillip".
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- Peter Jericho (a CAF poster) And, thanks, too, to Peter - now I know that it's pretentious to think that only God can see the truth - here I was thinking that He might be better placed to do that than we mortals - now, I know better.
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Michał Kalina
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« Reply #1540 on: January 15, 2013, 06:27:37 PM » |
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« Reply #1541 on: January 16, 2013, 03:21:39 PM » |
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This was the funniest article ever. I wish I wasn't reading it in a library. Yeah, that's pretty funny. Will Farrell anyone? |
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- Peter Jericho (a CAF poster) And, thanks, too, to Peter - now I know that it's pretentious to think that only God can see the truth - here I was thinking that He might be better placed to do that than we mortals - now, I know better.
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« Reply #1542 on: January 18, 2013, 04:37:30 PM » |
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Least favorite NFL team, Cardinals
And they just hired a heretic coach! Anathema!
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« Reply #1543 on: January 18, 2013, 06:50:23 PM » |
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Laughs at Evangelicals for Hyper-emotionalism
...cries at Forgiveness Sunday
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« Reply #1544 on: January 20, 2013, 02:29:25 AM » |
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Petitions History Channel to change the name of "The Bible" series
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Ven muerte tan escondida/ que no te sienta comigo/ porqu'el gozo de contigo/ no me torne a dar la vida.
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Michał Kalina
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« Reply #1545 on: February 05, 2013, 11:43:29 AM » |
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« Reply #1546 on: February 05, 2013, 01:26:20 PM » |
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-Reads the confession for “frivolous laughter” in the Jordanville Prayer Book.
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Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years.
THE OPINIONS HERE MAY NOT REFLECT THE ACTUAL ORTHODOX CHURCH
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Michał Kalina
OC.net's trickster
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Faith: Christian (as of 11/21/90 - what's with that new trend?)
Jurisdiction: Diocese of Białystok and Gdańsk / Diocese of Warsaw and Bielsk Podlaski
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despite living in Poland I am not a Pole
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« Reply #1547 on: February 07, 2013, 08:45:38 AM » |
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« Reply #1548 on: February 07, 2013, 10:56:08 PM » |
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^Rasputin's origin story.
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"Some have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at pleasure, so as to produce the effect of singing."- St. Augustine of Hippo
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« Reply #1549 on: February 08, 2013, 02:07:30 AM » |
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Starts a thread called "Hyperdox Herman" to demonstrate that they're more Orthodox than those who are zealously striving to live out the Faith.
Selam
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"Many people will fight you down when you see JAH light."
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« Reply #1550 on: February 08, 2013, 02:28:52 AM » |
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Starts a thread called "Hyperdox Herman" to demonstrate that they're more Orthodox than those who are zealously striving to live out the Faith.
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"And he answered and said unto them, My mother and my brethren are these which hear the word of God, and do it." - Luke 8:21
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« Reply #1551 on: February 08, 2013, 02:43:27 AM » |
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Starts a thread called "Hyperdox Herman" to demonstrate that they're more Orthodox than those who are zealously striving to live out the Faith.
We've already gone over this. I know. I just think this thread is getting a little bit old. I worry about sincere converts who are honestly endeavoring to live out their Faith to the fullest. If they see this thread they might feel mocked and humiliated. Rather than tempering their zeal, they may throw their prayer rope in the trash and return to a former life of sinful indulgence. I don't think any of us would want that to happen to somebody. There are many ways to be "holier than thou," and I think this thread is one of them. Just my opinion. Selam |
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"Many people will fight you down when you see JAH light."
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« Reply #1552 on: February 08, 2013, 02:44:58 AM » |
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Fair enough. I certainly don't want such a thing to do damage.
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"And he answered and said unto them, My mother and my brethren are these which hear the word of God, and do it." - Luke 8:21
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« Reply #1553 on: February 08, 2013, 03:05:21 AM » |
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I know. I just think this thread is getting a little bit old.
Yes, as do all fads. Starts a thread called "Hyperdox Herman" to demonstrate that they're more Orthodox than those who are zealously striving to live out the Faith.
Selam
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« Reply #1554 on: February 08, 2013, 03:08:30 AM » |
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« Reply #1555 on: February 08, 2013, 03:10:11 AM » |
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« Reply #1556 on: February 08, 2013, 03:12:15 AM » |
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I know. I just think this thread is getting a little bit old.
Yes, as do all fads. Starts a thread called "Hyperdox Herman" to demonstrate that they're more Orthodox than those who are zealously striving to live out the Faith.
Selam
Thnx Gebre I didn't mean to direct this at you personally. Honestly, I didn't even realize who started this thread until after I posted the comments here. I admit to laughing out loud at a lot of these posts. Some funny stuff. But I do worry that it may be discouraging to some people. Thanks for considering my humble thoughts. Selam |
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« Reply #1557 on: February 08, 2013, 03:13:44 AM » |
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I do agree that it has gone too far on some of the facebook posts.
Perhaps it is time to let it die, let it fall back to an OC.net inside joke in any case.
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« Reply #1558 on: February 08, 2013, 03:14:09 AM » |
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-Reads the confession for “frivolous laughter” in the Jordanville Prayer Book.
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« Reply #1559 on: February 08, 2013, 03:22:04 AM » |
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-Reads the confession for “frivolous laughter” in the Jordanville Prayer Book.
-tries to never smile again.
Prayers from the Old Jordanville Prayer Book,
And deliver me, O Lord, from vain and frivolous thoughts Is that it? That's hard- not just frivolous laughter, but anything frivolous. |
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« Reply #1560 on: February 08, 2013, 03:23:51 AM » |
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-Reads the confession for “frivolous laughter” in the Jordanville Prayer Book.
-tries to never smile again.
The worst part is I just read a blog where there was a hyperdox herman who was as you just described. In the words of every hack writer so far, in the second decade of the 21st Century: "His lips formed a thin, hard line." |
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« Reply #1561 on: February 08, 2013, 03:29:32 AM » |
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I wouldn't be surprised if there were a prayer in the Jordanville Prayer Book which simply stated "...for ever having any bit of fun in my life."
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« Reply #1562 on: February 08, 2013, 03:33:22 AM » |
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Wow. The "prayer girl" ones are sometimes more extreme than Hyperdox Herman, sometimes in a different way. http://vk.com/album-33719079_153797698Like this one:I go to Confession... |
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« Reply #1563 on: February 08, 2013, 03:36:19 AM » |
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-Reads the confession for “frivolous laughter” in the Jordanville Prayer Book.
-tries to never smile again.
The worst part is I just read a blog where there was a hyperdox herman who was as you just described. In the words of every hack writer so far, in the second decade of the 21st Century: "His lips formed a thin, hard line."Oh come on, there's only about a dozen or two of them.... |
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« Reply #1564 on: February 08, 2013, 03:42:07 AM » |
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Someone translate that orthodoxese, I wanna know what the prayer girl meme says.
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Still 'round the corner there may wait / A new road or secret gate; / And though I oft have passed them by, / A day will come at last when I / Shall take the hidden paths that run / West of the Moon, East of the Sun.
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« Reply #1565 on: February 08, 2013, 04:36:14 AM » |
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Someone translate that orthodoxese, I wanna know what the prayer girl meme says.
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« Reply #1566 on: February 08, 2013, 04:42:27 AM » |
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"And he answered and said unto them, My mother and my brethren are these which hear the word of God, and do it." - Luke 8:21
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« Reply #1567 on: February 10, 2013, 08:20:02 PM » |
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Catechumen Cuthbert:
Does one need to confess
before receiving the sacrament of souvlaki?
So this is kind of funny. I got a text this morning from a friend of mine in Indiana: "Is this you?" said the text and it had a link. I followed the link and bam. Yep. The catechumen in the "Catechuman Cuthbert" meme is me. I'm not kidding. That is the priest who led me through the process of becoming Orthodox. A wonderful priest. But that is me. I am Catechumen Cuthbert and I just found out this morning. Funny...and bizarre. |
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« Reply #1568 on: February 12, 2013, 03:57:43 PM » |
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Has already booked reservations to the local eat-all-you-can barbecue restaurant for Meatfare Sunday.
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Michał Kalina
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Jurisdiction: Diocese of Białystok and Gdańsk / Diocese of Warsaw and Bielsk Podlaski
Posts: 19,977
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« Reply #1569 on: February 12, 2013, 04:14:23 PM » |
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Has already booked reservations to the local eat-all-you-can barbecue restaurant for Meatfare Sunday.
https://www.facebook.com/events/397013453715978/Like this one? |
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« Reply #1571 on: February 13, 2013, 04:06:05 PM » |
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« Reply #1572 on: February 13, 2013, 04:13:06 PM » |
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Starts a thread called "Hyperdox Herman" to demonstrate that they're more Orthodox than those who are zealously striving to live out the Faith.
We've already gone over this. I know. I just think this thread is getting a little bit old. I worry about sincere converts who are honestly endeavoring to live out their Faith to the fullest. If they see this thread they might feel mocked and humiliated. Rather than tempering their zeal, they may throw their prayer rope in the trash and return to a former life of sinful indulgence. I don't think any of us would want that to happen to somebody. There are many ways to be "holier than thou," and I think this thread is one of them. Just my opinion. Selam If a dumb internet thread is going to that, they weren't going to make it anyway. Spine. Eat. Some. |
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Not likely to respond to any posts or PMs. If you really must contact me, see my email. Happy Holidays!
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« Reply #1573 on: February 13, 2013, 04:14:23 PM » |
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Not likely to respond to any posts or PMs. If you really must contact me, see my email. Happy Holidays!
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« Reply #1574 on: February 14, 2013, 02:44:50 PM » |
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