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Top 10 reasons to use the Julian Calendar for Christmas
1. Decors are at 75% off
2. There's no competition for best Christmas lights on your block, you win. You're the only one with them on.
3. Regifting is much better. Fashion and electronics aren't a year old.
4. Christmas shopping is 75% off.
5. You don't have to kill a tree, just wait for your Roman Catholic neighbor to take out his tree on January 6.
6. You can take a vacation without worrying about the need to go to church if it is a weekday.
7. You don't have to worry that a jolly elf in a red suit is taking all the attention on that day.
8. Your coworkers have no excuse for greeting you Happy Holidays because your religious holiday coincides with holidays of other religions.
9. Less drunk drivers on the road when driving back from Christmas vigil.
10. Atheists can't tell you that December 25 is pagan (from their point-of-view it is already January).
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« Reply #1486 on: December 20, 2012, 06:46:49 PM » |
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« Reply #1487 on: December 20, 2012, 06:48:27 PM » |
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LOL @ the second one. How come that passed and my Thanksgiving coming out didn't? AFAIR, yours was supposed to be a 3rd (5th?) picture about Thanksgiving in a couple of days. Next year I'll do it around Canadian Thanksgiving to beat the rush  |
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« Reply #1488 on: December 21, 2012, 02:54:42 PM » |
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You guys think we could create an Evangelical Evans or something? Like say, some 30 year old guy in teenager clothes supposed to be an Evangelical minister? Or a Lapsed Catholic Larry? To represent the traditional American lapsed Catholic who hasn't been to Church in twenty years.
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« Reply #1489 on: December 21, 2012, 04:27:28 PM » |
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You guys think we could create an Evangelical Evans or something? Like say, some 30 year old guy in teenager clothes supposed to be an Evangelical minister? Or a Lapsed Catholic Larry? To represent the traditional American lapsed Catholic who hasn't been to Church in twenty years.
I think the point of Hyperdox Herman is self-depricating humor. Creating memes about people we are not is just mean and hateful. I would have loved to create a Traditionalist meme but that would be just sad for me. |
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« Reply #1490 on: December 21, 2012, 04:40:06 PM » |
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You guys think we could create an Evangelical Evans or something? Like say, some 30 year old guy in teenager clothes supposed to be an Evangelical minister? Or a Lapsed Catholic Larry? To represent the traditional American lapsed Catholic who hasn't been to Church in twenty years.
I think the point of Hyperdox Herman is self-depricating humor. Creating memes about people we are not is just mean and hateful. This. |
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« Reply #1491 on: December 23, 2012, 04:19:03 PM » |
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« Reply #1492 on: December 24, 2012, 12:05:15 AM » |
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« Reply #1494 on: December 24, 2012, 12:28:40 PM » |
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Mother venerates icon of St. Nicholas
Sings, "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus"
Brilliant!! i liked it too! also the one about being caught out... venerating icons. i have plenty of experience of that one! (have put some of mine inside my small walk in cupboard, so i can pretend i am just getting clothes out if caught!) |
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« Reply #1495 on: December 26, 2012, 11:03:39 AM » |
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« Reply #1498 on: December 29, 2012, 12:15:47 AM » |
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I'm getting a little grumpy with my friends posts on Facebook. Thought about it and whipped this up just now. Y'all can probably relate...
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« Reply #1499 on: December 29, 2012, 12:27:39 AM » |
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I'm getting a little grumpy with my friends posts on Facebook. Thought about it and whipped this up just now. Y'all can probably relate...
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« Reply #1500 on: December 29, 2012, 08:44:33 PM » |
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« Reply #1501 on: December 30, 2012, 12:03:00 PM » |
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« Reply #1502 on: December 30, 2012, 12:55:30 PM » |
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« Reply #1503 on: December 30, 2012, 01:42:43 PM » |
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No it isn't. It's always the person who thinks they've got it all figured out and will be in it "for life" that, a few years/months/days/minutes later has it all figured out again and regrets how silly they were a few minutes ago. As comedian Brian Posehn said about heavy metal (as about life) "I remember being 15 saying, “Dude I’m going to love heavy metal forever. Heavy metal til I’m 60.” I’m 35 now. I think I’m going to give it one more year."
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« Reply #1504 on: December 30, 2012, 01:57:15 PM » |
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No it isn't. It's always the person who thinks they've got it all figured out and will be in it "for life" that, a few years/months/days/minutes later has it all figured out again and regrets how silly they were a few minutes ago. As comedian Brian Posehn said about heavy metal (as about life) "I remember being 15 saying, “Dude I’m going to love heavy metal forever. Heavy metal til I’m 60.” I’m 35 now. I think I’m going to give it one more year."
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« Reply #1505 on: December 30, 2012, 02:25:11 PM » |
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Yes. The key is to get to a place where you realize you haven't, and don't think you've left it just because you're smart.
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« Reply #1506 on: December 30, 2012, 06:20:51 PM » |
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Apostatizing, then coming back, then apostacizing again...
Or at least stop boasting about your "spiritual pursuits" here.
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« Reply #1507 on: December 30, 2012, 06:24:58 PM » |
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Apostatizing, then coming back, then apostacizing again...
Or at least stop boasting about your "spiritual pursuits" here.
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« Reply #1508 on: January 01, 2013, 11:28:12 AM » |
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« Reply #1509 on: January 01, 2013, 11:29:51 AM » |
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Catechumen Cuthbert:
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before receiving the sacrament of souvlaki?
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« Reply #1511 on: January 01, 2013, 12:52:48 PM » |
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« Reply #1513 on: January 03, 2013, 05:13:35 PM » |
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« Reply #1516 on: January 04, 2013, 08:08:54 AM » |
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« Reply #1519 on: January 04, 2013, 01:51:50 PM » |
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« Reply #1520 on: January 06, 2013, 06:00:01 PM » |
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“Without music, life would be a mistake.”
“The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope.”
"Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are."
"We see at once that the words absolute, divine, eternal, and so on do not express what is implied in them.
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« Reply #1521 on: January 06, 2013, 09:42:38 PM » |
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i love memes and meme culture
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Wednesday, February 13, 2013
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-Says things like "Fasting is what sets us apart!"
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