Top 10 reasons to use the Julian Calendar for Christmas
1. Decors are at 75% off
2. There's no competition for best Christmas lights on your block, you win. You're the only one with them on.
3. Regifting is much better. Fashion and electronics aren't a year old.
4. Christmas shopping is 75% off.
5. You don't have to kill a tree, just wait for your Roman Catholic neighbor to take out his tree on January 6.
6. You can take a vacation without worrying about the need to go to church if it is a weekday.
7. You don't have to worry that a jolly elf in a red suit is taking all the attention on that day.
8. Your coworkers have no excuse for greeting you Happy Holidays because your religious holiday coincides with holidays of other religions.
9. Less drunk drivers on the road when driving back from Christmas vigil.
10. Atheists can't tell you that December 25 is pagan (from their point-of-view it is already January).