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« Reply #1440 on: December 09, 2012, 02:20:14 PM »

Oh man, the thread with the f-word went horribly wrong. Partly my fault, though.
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« Reply #1441 on: December 10, 2012, 09:07:38 PM »

two more
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« Reply #1442 on: December 10, 2012, 10:07:26 PM »

How about a Misunderstood Convert meme?

New convert starts growing his beard,
Is going to school to be blacksmith.

Starts buying tones of Orthodox books,
Already has extensive collection of other literature.

Wants to learn Greek,
Has been trying to pick a language to learn for years.

Becomes involved in Ukrainian cultural activities,
Grandparents are actually Ukrainian.

To be honest they sounded better in my head then on paper, but see what everyone can come up with.
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« Reply #1443 on: December 10, 2012, 10:19:23 PM »

How about a Misunderstood Convert meme?

New convert starts growing his beard,
Is going to school to be blacksmith.

Starts buying tones of Orthodox books,
Already has extensive collection of other literature.

Wants to learn Greek,
Has been trying to pick a language to learn for years.


Becomes involved in Ukrainian cultural activities,
Grandparents are actually Ukrainian.

To be honest they sounded better in my head then on paper, but see what everyone can come up with.

THANK YOU!

For some reason I never enjoyed learning Spanish, even though it is the most practical and useful. Greek is a beautiful language with connections to scripture, the church and even to ancient literature.
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« Reply #1444 on: December 11, 2012, 06:42:49 PM »

Two more. Thought of them whilst brushing my teeth (fun fact).

Wears Skufia he bought on eBay,
thought it was a toque (or winter hat).

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Bishop suggested to do it.
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« Reply #1445 on: December 12, 2012, 07:35:46 AM »

John the Baptist?
It's John the Forerunner! He was no Protestant!


Or some variant of this.
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« Reply #1446 on: December 12, 2012, 03:26:53 PM »

John the Baptist?
It's John the Forerunner! He was no Protestant!


Or some variant of this.

I think there was one like that before.
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« Reply #1447 on: December 12, 2012, 03:35:25 PM »

Ah ok. I am too lazy to go through all those pages.
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« Reply #1448 on: December 12, 2012, 04:49:57 PM »

Yes.. this will suit my purposes nicely...  Grin
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« Reply #1449 on: December 12, 2012, 05:16:20 PM »

Yes.. this will suit my purposes nicely...  Grin

I wasn't feeling this one before, but the dude in picture makes it for me.
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« Reply #1450 on: December 12, 2012, 05:42:54 PM »


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I wasn't feeling this one before, but the dude in picture makes it for me.
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When I looked for a face i knew he had to be smiling. i had a larf when i was this guy. thanks for the (reluctant) support. I'm happy now ^_^
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« Reply #1451 on: December 13, 2012, 05:11:52 PM »

Does anyone who folllows the fanpage know how to respond to Lindsey Winter?
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« Reply #1452 on: December 13, 2012, 05:30:54 PM »

Does anyone who folllows the fanpage know how to respond to Lindsey Winter?

And people call me cryptic.
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« Reply #1453 on: December 13, 2012, 05:36:13 PM »

Does anyone who folllows the fanpage know how to respond to Lindsey Winter?

And people call me cryptic.

I think this person needs some serious help (unless she's joking). I can't provide that for her.
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« Reply #1454 on: December 13, 2012, 05:36:38 PM »

Does anyone who folllows the fanpage know how to respond to Lindsey Winter?
Do you think she is under the impression that Herman is an actual person?
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« Reply #1455 on: December 13, 2012, 05:38:58 PM »

Does anyone who folllows the fanpage know how to respond to Lindsey Winter?
Do you think she is under the impression that Herman is an actual person?

Frankly, I have no idea. I can't catch whether she's joking or not.


If she's not, she needs some serious help.
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« Reply #1456 on: December 13, 2012, 05:53:48 PM »

I'd really love to have a coadmin.
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« Reply #1457 on: December 13, 2012, 06:18:37 PM »

I just checked it out. She seems just to be enjoying the meme. I didn't see anything that made me question her wits. I'm not a professional, its just my opinion. Love the fan page, btw.
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« Reply #1458 on: December 13, 2012, 06:57:06 PM »

Yes.. this will suit my purposes nicely...  Grin

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Ouch!  Tongue laugh
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« Reply #1459 on: December 15, 2012, 07:09:48 AM »

I've banned that girl. I don't want to be responsible for her mental state.

Two more pictures. I understand none.
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« Reply #1460 on: December 15, 2012, 07:17:00 AM »

I'd really love to have a coadmin.

I guess I could help out. I'm very often online on facebook and don't have much to do anyway.
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« Reply #1461 on: December 15, 2012, 09:40:02 AM »

I'd really love to have a coadmin.

I guess I could help out. I'm very often online on facebook and don't have much to do anyway.

To be frankly, I was hoping for someone already Orthodox, and more composed and solicitous than me.
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« Reply #1462 on: December 15, 2012, 09:48:59 AM »

Haha, understandable  Smiley
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« Reply #1463 on: December 15, 2012, 01:55:56 PM »

You'd either say "to be frank" or "frankly" without combining the two.
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« Reply #1464 on: December 15, 2012, 02:02:03 PM »

You'd either say "to be frank" or "frankly" without combining the two.
Though Herman would anathematize both.
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« Reply #1465 on: December 15, 2012, 03:08:06 PM »

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« Reply #1466 on: December 15, 2012, 03:09:22 PM »

To be frankly, I was hoping for someone already Orthodox, and more composed and solicitous than me.

Man, I don't qualify on all three counts Tongue
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« Reply #1467 on: December 15, 2012, 03:30:35 PM »

Yes.. this will suit my purposes nicely...  Grin

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I wounder if that ever happened! lol! When I had mine it was perfectly normal to smell burning hair. The beard helps keep scale from burnin your face ^_^
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« Reply #1468 on: December 15, 2012, 03:50:08 PM »

"Just as Moses taught Plato..."
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« Reply #1469 on: December 16, 2012, 01:47:22 PM »

You'd either say "to be frank" or "frankly" without combining the two.

Right.
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« Reply #1470 on: December 18, 2012, 02:26:33 AM »

Kids playing with "Roman" Candles on Independence Day?

Anathema

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Goes to shooting range,

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stupid western innovation

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« Reply #1471 on: December 18, 2012, 04:36:24 PM »

Doesn't read the Vulgate--it's a western innovation,

uses the OSB instead
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« Reply #1472 on: December 18, 2012, 05:12:27 PM »

Priest hunts and provides meat for poor parishioners
Reports it to the Bishop
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« Reply #1473 on: December 18, 2012, 07:11:28 PM »

Afraid to go to Rome

Because he will have to schism according to St. Ambrose
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« Reply #1474 on: December 19, 2012, 01:18:18 AM »

Picks daughter's boy bands out for her:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocM1VjFeiV8
Quad Pod: Agni Parthene at Ossias Loukas
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« Reply #1475 on: December 19, 2012, 06:15:17 AM »

Picks daughter's boy bands out for her:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocM1VjFeiV8
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You frighten me.

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« Reply #1476 on: December 19, 2012, 06:21:00 AM »

Picks daughter's boy bands out for her:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocM1VjFeiV8
Quad Pod: Agni Parthene at Ossias Loukas

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« Reply #1477 on: December 19, 2012, 04:03:49 PM »

two more
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« Reply #1478 on: December 19, 2012, 08:38:35 PM »

Starts holiday-related campaign

Take the "mas" out of Christmas

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Greets everyone, "Merry Christurgy!"
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« Reply #1479 on: December 20, 2012, 04:30:39 AM »

Goes to high school reunion in cassock

"This can be your life!"
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« Reply #1480 on: December 20, 2012, 05:58:27 AM »

Starts holiday-related campaign

Take the "mas" out of Christmas

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Greets everyone, "Merry Christurgy!"

It seems to me there was a similar picture, wasn't it?
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« Reply #1481 on: December 20, 2012, 06:50:21 AM »

two more

LOL @ the second one.

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« Reply #1482 on: December 20, 2012, 05:33:06 PM »

Sorry for the double post, got the idea from another thread.

Friends non-Orthodox on facebook to spread the Gospel

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« Reply #1483 on: December 20, 2012, 05:37:40 PM »

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Take the "mas" out of Christmas

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Greets everyone, "Merry Christurgy!"

It seems to me there was a similar picture, wasn't it?

Was there?  I can't remember.  Either I missed it (unlikely) or it has been a long time ago I forgot about it.
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« Reply #1484 on: December 20, 2012, 05:38:47 PM »


How come that passed and my Thanksgiving coming out didn't? Tongue
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