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« Reply #1395 on: November 22, 2012, 07:12:44 PM »

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« Reply #1396 on: November 22, 2012, 07:14:58 PM »

Hardly a secret when you're always the first one to like a new picture  Tongue

Not true.  I sometimes beat him to it  Grin Tongue
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« Reply #1397 on: November 22, 2012, 07:23:15 PM »

What would Pontius Pilate do?

Better yet, WWJD?

Remember that making a whip out of cords and toppling tables is a valid option.


Edit: this would make a great HH theme Cheesy

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--...of SVS renovationists!
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« Reply #1398 on: November 22, 2012, 07:53:50 PM »

Maybe someone (I'm thinking especially about NicholasMyra  angel)'d like to take over the fanpage?

I thought about it, but then asked myself,

What would Pontius Pilate do?



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« Reply #1399 on: November 25, 2012, 02:00:24 PM »

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« Reply #1400 on: November 25, 2012, 05:22:08 PM »

u saying these are not normal Christmas decorations?
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« Reply #1401 on: November 26, 2012, 12:34:15 AM »

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« Reply #1402 on: November 27, 2012, 04:35:17 AM »

and again
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« Reply #1403 on: November 27, 2012, 12:57:12 PM »

and again
That one sounds like a dare: my wife signed me up to play Santa in her community choir's Christmas program.
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« Reply #1404 on: November 27, 2012, 01:44:38 PM »

Came out of the closet over Thanksgiving Dinner

Told Heterodox family he is now Orthodox
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« Reply #1405 on: November 27, 2012, 03:09:23 PM »

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« Reply #1406 on: November 29, 2012, 09:04:49 PM »

Son wants pet scorpion for Christmas

Makes him an omelette instead
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« Reply #1407 on: November 29, 2012, 09:08:04 PM »

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« Reply #1408 on: November 29, 2012, 10:44:05 PM »

Son wants pet scorpion for Christmas

Makes him an omelette instead

Huh
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« Reply #1409 on: November 29, 2012, 10:49:49 PM »

Son wants pet scorpion for Christmas

Makes him an omelette instead

Huh

It's a Bible joke.

From St. Luke's Gospel, chapter 11:

"10 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.
11 If a son shall ask bread of any of you that is a father, will he give him a stone? or if he ask a fish, will he for a fish give him a serpent?
12 Or if he shall ask an egg, will he offer him a scorpion?"
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« Reply #1410 on: November 29, 2012, 10:51:42 PM »

Son wants pet scorpion for Christmas

Makes him an omelette instead

Huh

If a son asks for bread from any father among you, will he give him a stone? Or if he asks for a fish, will he give him a serpent instead of a fish? Or if he asks for an egg, will he offer him a scorpion? If you then, being evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your heavenly Father give the Holy Spirit to those who ask Him! (Luke 11: 11-13)
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« Reply #1411 on: November 29, 2012, 10:58:34 PM »

Thanks.
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« Reply #1412 on: November 30, 2012, 05:08:19 PM »

and again
That one sounds like a dare: my wife signed me up to play Santa in her community choir's Christmas program.

i dare u to go as saint nicholas!
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« Reply #1413 on: November 30, 2012, 05:37:41 PM »

Put the C back in X-Mas
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« Reply #1414 on: November 30, 2012, 06:00:21 PM »

I did one, just to be obnoxious.

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rzlvn/
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« Reply #1415 on: November 30, 2012, 06:02:36 PM »

Praises Church Fathers
Never read Church Fathers

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Only ever reads translations from the Masoretic.

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« Reply #1416 on: November 30, 2012, 09:12:14 PM »

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« Reply #1417 on: November 30, 2012, 09:37:54 PM »

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« Reply #1418 on: December 01, 2012, 04:16:00 AM »

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« Reply #1419 on: December 01, 2012, 06:45:54 PM »

NVM
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« Reply #1420 on: December 01, 2012, 07:34:55 PM »

My best efforts.



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« Reply #1421 on: December 01, 2012, 07:37:14 PM »

Doesn't want another ecumenical council
because he hates ecumenism.

Roman Catholics are
protestants with funny vestments.
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« Reply #1422 on: December 02, 2012, 01:53:37 PM »

My best efforts.





Not bad but maybe you should share them with these people; https://www.facebook.com/CatholicMemebase?fref=ts

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« Reply #1423 on: December 02, 2012, 08:10:49 PM »

I would but I don't post at that site, and I do post here. :-)
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« Reply #1424 on: December 02, 2012, 09:50:28 PM »

Discovers the "Mormon tabernacle choir"

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« Reply #1425 on: December 04, 2012, 02:27:07 PM »

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« Reply #1426 on: December 04, 2012, 03:06:21 PM »

Maybe we should have a confused Eastern Catholic exploring Orthodoxy meme Wink
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« Reply #1427 on: December 04, 2012, 07:50:55 PM »

Maybe we should have a confused Eastern Catholic exploring Orthodoxy meme Wink

Raphael in Communion with Rome?
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« Reply #1428 on: December 04, 2012, 08:08:29 PM »

Dislikes popular Orthodox blog, calls blogger's spiritual father accusing him of demonic influence.

Not funny, just sad.
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« Reply #1429 on: December 04, 2012, 08:25:34 PM »

Maybe we should have a confused Eastern Catholic exploring Orthodoxy meme Wink

Raphael in Communion with Rome?

Sure.  But my self-depricating humor won't be self-depricating for long.  I don't feel right making fun at myself with a group I am no longer part of.
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« Reply #1430 on: December 04, 2012, 09:02:09 PM »

Maybe we should have a confused Eastern Catholic exploring Orthodoxy meme Wink

Well, this is kinda sorta along those lines:

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3s1nob/

(Byzantine Catholic Babushka - Go ahead - question her Orthodoxy!!)

Also just did another one related to another thread here: Byzantine Catholic Babushka: jacking Orthodox swag since 1054 A.D.!

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« Reply #1431 on: December 04, 2012, 09:09:24 PM »

Thinking about it, I'm afraid that my comments may be me letting out my angst.  I was thinking along the lines of...

"In communion with Rome.  Questions Papal Infallibility and Supremacy."

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« Reply #1432 on: December 04, 2012, 09:19:12 PM »

Dislikes popular Orthodox blog, calls blogger's spiritual father accusing him of demonic influence.

Not funny, just sad.

So are many HH memes.
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« Reply #1433 on: December 05, 2012, 03:53:01 AM »

What do you think?


















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« Reply #1434 on: December 05, 2012, 11:19:40 AM »

Which meme is this?
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« Reply #1435 on: December 05, 2012, 11:47:23 AM »

Wears sunglasses with his cassock, isn't told he looks like Neo.

Wears cassock out in public, isn't asked if he is Jewish.

Lady stares at him on the subway, finally asks "Are you Orthodox?"

Sits down at coffee hour, converts are intermingling with cradles.

Says "silent prayers" out loud, Bishop doesn't mind.

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« Reply #1436 on: December 08, 2012, 06:20:16 PM »

Cradle Christopher: Sees a dozen lit candles at church, snuffs them out to "prevent fire".

^ a little extreme, but its really upsetting (and others I know, including cradles feel this way) when people extinguish our candles before they are even half-burned because its either "too crowded" or it could "cause a fire". Thousand of Orthodox Churches burn these candles in candlestands or sand pits every Sunday and there isn't ever a fire. I've even seen them do it in sand pits which are surrounded with metal.
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« Reply #1437 on: December 08, 2012, 07:25:37 PM »

Cradle Christopher: Sees a dozen lit candles at church, snuffs them out to "prevent fire".

^ a little extreme, but its really upsetting (and others I know, including cradles feel this way) when people extinguish our candles before they are even half-burned because its either "too crowded" or it could "cause a fire". Thousand of Orthodox Churches burn these candles in candlestands or sand pits every Sunday and there isn't ever a fire. I've even seen them do it in sand pits which are surrounded with metal.
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Then it's working, right?  Grin
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« Reply #1439 on: December 09, 2012, 01:52:50 PM »

I couldn't resist.
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