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« Reply #1397 on: November 22, 2012, 07:23:15 PM » |
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What would Pontius Pilate do?
Better yet, WWJD? Remember that making a whip out of cords and toppling tables is a valid option. Edit: this would make a great HH theme  --I must cleanse this temple... --...of SVS renovationists! |
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Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years. Headscarves cover a multitude of sins.
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« Reply #1398 on: November 22, 2012, 07:53:50 PM » |
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Maybe someone (I'm thinking especially about NicholasMyra  )'d like to take over the fanpage? I thought about it, but then asked myself, What would Pontius Pilate do? Awesome! |
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« Reply #1401 on: November 26, 2012, 12:34:15 AM » |
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« Reply #1402 on: November 27, 2012, 04:35:17 AM » |
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formerly known as mikeDespite being a Polish citizen I am not a Pole. Long live Belarus! "It's my constitutional right!" |
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« Reply #1403 on: November 27, 2012, 12:57:12 PM » |
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« Reply #1404 on: November 27, 2012, 01:44:38 PM » |
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Came out of the closet over Thanksgiving Dinner
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« Reply #1405 on: November 27, 2012, 03:09:23 PM » |
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« Reply #1406 on: November 29, 2012, 09:04:49 PM » |
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Son wants pet scorpion for Christmas
Makes him an omelette instead
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« Reply #1407 on: November 29, 2012, 09:08:04 PM » |
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« Reply #1408 on: November 29, 2012, 10:44:05 PM » |
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Son wants pet scorpion for Christmas
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formerly known as mikeDespite being a Polish citizen I am not a Pole. Long live Belarus! "It's my constitutional right!" |
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« Reply #1409 on: November 29, 2012, 10:49:49 PM » |
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Son wants pet scorpion for Christmas
Makes him an omelette instead
It's a Bible joke. From St. Luke's Gospel, chapter 11: "10 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened. 11 If a son shall ask bread of any of you that is a father, will he give him a stone? or if he ask a fish, will he for a fish give him a serpent? 12 Or if he shall ask an egg, will he offer him a scorpion?" |
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Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years. Headscarves cover a multitude of sins.
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« Reply #1410 on: November 29, 2012, 10:51:42 PM » |
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Son wants pet scorpion for Christmas
Makes him an omelette instead
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« Reply #1411 on: November 29, 2012, 10:58:34 PM » |
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« Reply #1412 on: November 30, 2012, 05:08:19 PM » |
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That one sounds like a dare: my wife signed me up to play Santa in her community choir's Christmas program. i dare u to go as saint nicholas!  |
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« Reply #1413 on: November 30, 2012, 05:37:41 PM » |
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Put the C back in X-Mas
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« Reply #1414 on: November 30, 2012, 06:00:21 PM » |
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"Sometimes, you just gotta say, 'OK, I still have nine live, two-headed animals' and move on.'' (owner of Coney Island freak show, upon learning he'd been outbid on a 5-legged puppy)
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« Reply #1415 on: November 30, 2012, 06:02:36 PM » |
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Praises Church Fathers
Never read Church Fathers
Thinks the Septuagint should be used exclusively
Only ever reads translations from the Masoretic.
Blames protestants for proof-texting scripture
Proof-texts Schaff's 39-volume series on the Church Fathers instead
Hates anything western
is more western than John Wayne.
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« Reply #1416 on: November 30, 2012, 09:12:14 PM » |
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« Reply #1417 on: November 30, 2012, 09:37:54 PM » |
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معظم المقدسة والدة الإله، ونجنا
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« Reply #1418 on: December 01, 2012, 04:16:00 AM » |
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Is shocked that his posts on OrthodoxChristianity.net are timestamped using the Gregorian Calendar
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« Reply #1419 on: December 01, 2012, 06:45:54 PM » |
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« Reply #1420 on: December 01, 2012, 07:34:55 PM » |
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"Sometimes, you just gotta say, 'OK, I still have nine live, two-headed animals' and move on.'' (owner of Coney Island freak show, upon learning he'd been outbid on a 5-legged puppy)
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« Reply #1421 on: December 01, 2012, 07:37:14 PM » |
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Doesn't want another ecumenical council
because he hates ecumenism.
Roman Catholics are
protestants with funny vestments.
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« Reply #1422 on: December 02, 2012, 01:53:37 PM » |
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My best efforts. Not bad but maybe you should share them with these people; https://www.facebook.com/CatholicMemebase?fref=ts |
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« Reply #1423 on: December 02, 2012, 08:10:49 PM » |
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I would but I don't post at that site, and I do post here. :-)
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"Sometimes, you just gotta say, 'OK, I still have nine live, two-headed animals' and move on.'' (owner of Coney Island freak show, upon learning he'd been outbid on a 5-legged puppy)
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« Reply #1424 on: December 02, 2012, 09:50:28 PM » |
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« Reply #1425 on: December 04, 2012, 02:27:07 PM » |
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« Reply #1427 on: December 04, 2012, 07:50:55 PM » |
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Maybe we should have a confused Eastern Catholic exploring Orthodoxy meme Raphael in Communion with Rome? |
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« Reply #1428 on: December 04, 2012, 08:08:29 PM » |
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Dislikes popular Orthodox blog, calls blogger's spiritual father accusing him of demonic influence.
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« Reply #1429 on: December 04, 2012, 08:25:34 PM » |
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Maybe we should have a confused Eastern Catholic exploring Orthodoxy meme Raphael in Communion with Rome? Sure. But my self-depricating humor won't be self-depricating for long. I don't feel right making fun at myself with a group I am no longer part of. |
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« Reply #1430 on: December 04, 2012, 09:02:09 PM » |
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Maybe we should have a confused Eastern Catholic exploring Orthodoxy meme Well, this is kinda sorta along those lines: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3s1nob/(Byzantine Catholic Babushka - Go ahead - question her Orthodoxy!!) Also just did another one related to another thread here: Byzantine Catholic Babushka: jacking Orthodox swag since 1054 A.D.! |
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« Reply #1431 on: December 04, 2012, 09:09:24 PM » |
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Thinking about it, I'm afraid that my comments may be me letting out my angst. I was thinking along the lines of...
"In communion with Rome. Questions Papal Infallibility and Supremacy."
"Grows a beard prior to ordination... by a clean shaven bishop."
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« Reply #1432 on: December 04, 2012, 09:19:12 PM » |
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« Reply #1433 on: December 05, 2012, 03:53:01 AM » |
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« Reply #1434 on: December 05, 2012, 11:19:40 AM » |
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« Reply #1435 on: December 05, 2012, 11:47:23 AM » |
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Wears cassock out in public, isn't asked if he is Jewish.
Lady stares at him on the subway, finally asks "Are you Orthodox?"
Sits down at coffee hour, converts are intermingling with cradles.
Says "silent prayers" out loud, Bishop doesn't mind.
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Cradle Christopher: Sees a dozen lit candles at church, snuffs them out to "prevent fire".
^ a little extreme, but its really upsetting (and others I know, including cradles feel this way) when people extinguish our candles before they are even half-burned because its either "too crowded" or it could "cause a fire". Thousand of Orthodox Churches burn these candles in candlestands or sand pits every Sunday and there isn't ever a fire. I've even seen them do it in sand pits which are surrounded with metal.
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Cradle Christopher: Sees a dozen lit candles at church, snuffs them out to "prevent fire".
^ a little extreme, but its really upsetting (and others I know, including cradles feel this way) when people extinguish our candles before they are even half-burned because its either "too crowded" or it could "cause a fire". Thousand of Orthodox Churches burn these candles in candlestands or sand pits every Sunday and there isn't ever a fire. I've even seen them do it in sand pits which are surrounded with metal.
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« Reply #1438 on: December 09, 2012, 11:55:06 AM » |
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« Reply #1439 on: December 09, 2012, 01:52:50 PM » |
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