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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1350 on: November 02, 2012, 07:06:18 PM »
Actually just happened to me, maybe Herman does this too...


Hides ads on Facebook from Protestant churches

Reason for hiding, "Misleading"

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A Herman for the New Century
« Reply #1351 on: November 05, 2012, 11:20:43 AM »

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1352 on: November 05, 2012, 01:05:55 PM »
Actually just happened to me, maybe Herman does this too...


Hides ads on Facebook from Protestant churches

Reason for hiding, "Misleading"

;)

Why not just get firefox/chrome with adblock?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1353 on: November 05, 2012, 01:47:11 PM »
Actually just happened to me, maybe Herman does this too...


Hides ads on Facebook from Protestant churches

Reason for hiding, "Misleading"

;)

Why not just get firefox/chrome with adblock?

Would it block the facebook ads itself?

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1354 on: November 09, 2012, 03:42:59 PM »
Won't listen to Black Sabbath

Because they're Judaizers
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1355 on: November 09, 2012, 04:20:50 PM »
Actually just happened to me, maybe Herman does this too...


Hides ads on Facebook from Protestant churches

Reason for hiding, "Misleading"

;)

Why not just get firefox/chrome with adblock?

Would it block the facebook ads itself?

Yes
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1356 on: November 09, 2012, 05:43:24 PM »
Brings his iPad to every church service

Cites Exodus 32:16

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1357 on: November 09, 2012, 05:52:27 PM »
Brings his iPad to every church service

Cites Exodus 32:16

Not sure if this fits Herman, but clever nonetheless!
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1358 on: November 12, 2012, 08:35:37 PM »
three more
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1359 on: November 13, 2012, 01:27:36 PM »
Not sure if any of these are funny:

Pneumatic?
It's pronounced pnevmatic!

Pneumonia?
It's pronounced pnevmonia!

Euthanasia?
It's pronounced evthanasia!

Eucharist?
It's pronounced efcharist!

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1360 on: November 13, 2012, 01:49:21 PM »
Least favorite poet

Alexander Pope

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1361 on: November 13, 2012, 09:17:54 PM »
more:
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1362 on: November 13, 2012, 09:27:33 PM »
more:

Shouldn't it be sometime in May or June?

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1363 on: November 13, 2012, 09:28:18 PM »
one more, rocked me up:
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1364 on: November 14, 2012, 02:03:35 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1365 on: November 15, 2012, 11:38:54 AM »
one more
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1366 on: November 15, 2012, 11:36:30 PM »
no caption
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Re: A Herman for the New Century
« Reply #1367 on: November 18, 2012, 05:59:22 PM »
just saw this set on facebook

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eastern-Orthodox-Ryan-Gosling/405052836234320
I don't see why this already has so many more likes than HH... is it because of all the females?

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Re: A Herman for the New Century
« Reply #1368 on: November 18, 2012, 06:09:09 PM »
just saw this set on facebook

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eastern-Orthodox-Ryan-Gosling/405052836234320
I don't see why this already has so many more likes than HH... is it because of all the females?

Don't let Biro see you saying that...

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1369 on: November 19, 2012, 03:28:21 AM »
Just purchased the Philakolia off Amazon

...is barely 50 pages into The Orthodox Church

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You should really avoid all that weirdo superstitious "Rapture" stuff

...the evil eye might not like it

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Sees "Keep the Christ in Christ-mas" posts on Facebook

Argues in comments section that X is Greek initial for Christ

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Family asks him to lead prayer at Thanksgiving dinner

...the food is cold by the time he finishes

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His father offers him a cup of coffee before he takes off for Liturgy in the morning

THIS IS FASTING PERIOD!!!111

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All those hip mega-Protestant Churches use too much technology!

Recites the Nicene Creed from iPhone notes

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Goes on date

hur hurr, I wanna see you without your headcovering on

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Refuses to sing along to 'Hark, the Harold Angels Sing'

It is a Docetist Christological heresy

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Laughs at Protestants for wearing 'Jesus is my BFF' or 'I <3 Jesus' apparel

...wears 300 knot Prayer Rope as a fashion accessory

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Watches History Channel

Gets offended every time the pre-schism Church is referred to as 'The Catholic Church', there was no Catholic Church until 1054

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The 'Catholic Church'?

You mean ROMAN Catholic Church?

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OrthodoxWiki.org,

...article edited & revised by Herman

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Edits Wikipedia articles,

Changes 'Catholic' to 'Orthodox' on pre-schism Church articles

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The sexually immoral will not make it into Heaven,

Internet browsing history; Busty Orthodox Ruskies with big Tushies.xxx

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Uses facebook,

creates fan pages for various Saints

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Obama is evil!!11

Stalin and Vlad the Impaler weren't really all that bad

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Prevents pregnant woman from Communing,

That fetus hasn't been Baptised yet!!
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...Or it's just possible he's a mouthy young man on an internet forum.
In the infinite wisdom of God, James can be all three.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1370 on: November 19, 2012, 06:41:23 PM »
Because I don't feel like firing up photoshop, for Hyperdox Herman:

Hey Girl,

Ryan Gosling's really a Mormon and not fit to pray with.

You can dry your tears with my 500 knot prayer rope.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1371 on: November 19, 2012, 07:01:58 PM »
His father offers him a cup of coffee before he takes off for Liturgy in the morning

THIS IS FASTING PERIOD!!!111

James. Drinking coffee is against the Eucharistic fast. There is nothing Hyperdox about that.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1372 on: November 19, 2012, 07:03:25 PM »
Sings Gladsome Light at dusk every day

While switching his house lights on

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Asks priest which tone to use for prayer before Thanksgiving dinner

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Detests consumerism surrounding Black Friday

Buys over $75 worth of Icons and Orthodox books from Conciliar Press to get free shipping

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1373 on: November 19, 2012, 07:14:56 PM »
Here's how Herman looks for a wife:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0aNsFfNNDg
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1374 on: November 22, 2012, 12:40:27 AM »
Looks like HH got smacked down by a woman on Facebook. ;)

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1375 on: November 22, 2012, 01:04:50 AM »
New caption for a HH meme:


1 Timothy 2:12



 ;)

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1376 on: November 22, 2012, 01:09:12 AM »
New caption for a HH meme:


1 Timothy 2:12



 ;)

That escalated quickly.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1377 on: November 22, 2012, 01:41:20 AM »
one more
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1378 on: November 22, 2012, 01:52:28 AM »
Or

"When in New/Second/Third Rome..."
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1379 on: November 22, 2012, 01:52:49 AM »
When in Rome, you bless the priest!
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1380 on: November 22, 2012, 03:54:02 PM »
His father offers him a cup of coffee before he takes off for Liturgy in the morning

THIS IS FASTING PERIOD!!!111

James. Drinking coffee is against the Eucharistic fast. There is nothing Hyperdox about that.
No, I think James has hit the HH nail on the head here. HH is all about rules, legalism and ultracorrectness to the point that he veers into the wrong even while technically keeping the law.

So here, the concern is not about keeping the fast, which is right and good, but about the reaction. HH is extreme and uncharitable, and is so excited his sentences end with 1s. The proper response would be to decline the coffee without the "is outrage!!1" sentiment.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1381 on: November 22, 2012, 04:05:27 PM »
Looks like HH got smacked down by a woman on Facebook. ;)

Link?
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« Last Edit: November 22, 2012, 04:45:44 PM by Michał Kalina »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1383 on: November 22, 2012, 04:50:04 PM »
Looks like HH got smacked down by a woman on Facebook. ;)

Link?

here: https://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/posts/494861870536796
and here: https://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/posts/404602666276368

Okay. I went to HH's page after reading the above post, but wanted to be sure. For future reference- netiquette says share the meme as already made (as many of us have reposted the HH pics)- so reposting her memes with the original pic would have probably gotten a less irate response.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1384 on: November 22, 2012, 04:52:59 PM »
Looks like HH got smacked down by a woman on Facebook. ;)

Smacked down? More like nagged by a childish complaint, which the admin dealt with tactfully.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1385 on: November 22, 2012, 04:53:14 PM »
Maybe someone (I'm thinking especially about NicholasMyra  :angel:)'d like to take over the fanpage?
« Last Edit: November 22, 2012, 04:54:03 PM by Michał Kalina »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1386 on: November 22, 2012, 04:55:25 PM »
Looks like HH got smacked down by a woman on Facebook. ;)

Link?

here: https://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/posts/494861870536796
and here: https://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/posts/404602666276368

Okay. I went to HH's page after reading the above post, but wanted to be sure. For future reference- netiquette says share the meme as already made (as many of us have reposted the HH pics)- so reposting her memes with the original pic would have probably gotten a less irate response.

No, netiquette says she shouldn't complain. There are A LOT of examples of memes without the original pictures and with the same text.

She should either learn how to use the interwebs properly, or quit.

If FB were reddit, she would have been severely downvoted for her reaction, lol...

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1387 on: November 22, 2012, 05:17:34 PM »
Looks like HH got smacked down by a woman on Facebook. ;)

Link?

here: https://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/posts/494861870536796
and here: https://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/posts/404602666276368

Okay. I went to HH's page after reading the above post, but wanted to be sure. For future reference- netiquette says share the meme as already made (as many of us have reposted the HH pics)- so reposting her memes with the original pic would have probably gotten a less irate response.

No, netiquette says she shouldn't complain. There are A LOT of examples of memes without the original pictures and with the same text.

She should either learn how to use the interwebs properly, or quit.

If FB were reddit, she would have been severely downvoted for her reaction, lol...

Using reddit as your standard for netiquette is like using 4chan to determine your standard for "kinky" or asking Hitler for advice on being less anti-semetic.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1388 on: November 22, 2012, 05:28:23 PM »
Is Michal Kalina the admin?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1389 on: November 22, 2012, 05:29:36 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1390 on: November 22, 2012, 05:39:43 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1391 on: November 22, 2012, 05:48:12 PM »
Maybe someone (I'm thinking especially about NicholasMyra  :angel:)'d like to take over the fanpage?

I thought about it, but then asked myself,

What would Pontius Pilate do?

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1392 on: November 22, 2012, 05:49:42 PM »
Is Michal Kalina the admin?

Yes.

Shhh... That's a secret!

Hardly a secret when you're always the first one to like a new picture  :P
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1393 on: November 22, 2012, 05:57:09 PM »
TIL that "When in Rome" is a patristic quotation reflecting Orthodox ecclesiological principles.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1394 on: November 22, 2012, 06:25:58 PM »
What would Pontius Pilate do?

Better yet, WWJD?

Remember that making a whip out of cords and toppling tables is a valid option.


Edit: this would make a great HH theme :D
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