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« Reply #1350 on: November 02, 2012, 07:06:18 PM » |
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« Reply #1352 on: November 05, 2012, 01:05:55 PM » |
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« Reply #1353 on: November 05, 2012, 01:47:11 PM » |
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« Reply #1354 on: November 09, 2012, 03:42:59 PM » |
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Because they're Judaizers
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« Reply #1355 on: November 09, 2012, 04:20:50 PM » |
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« Reply #1356 on: November 09, 2012, 05:43:24 PM » |
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« Reply #1357 on: November 09, 2012, 05:52:27 PM » |
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Cites Exodus 32:16
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« Reply #1358 on: November 12, 2012, 08:35:37 PM » |
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« Reply #1359 on: November 13, 2012, 01:27:36 PM » |
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Not sure if any of these are funny:
Pneumatic?
It's pronounced pnevmatic!
Pneumonia?
It's pronounced pnevmonia!
Euthanasia?
It's pronounced evthanasia!
Eucharist?
It's pronounced efcharist!
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« Reply #1360 on: November 13, 2012, 01:49:21 PM » |
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Least favorite poet
Alexander Pope
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« Reply #1361 on: November 13, 2012, 09:17:54 PM » |
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« Reply #1362 on: November 13, 2012, 09:27:33 PM » |
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« Reply #1363 on: November 13, 2012, 09:28:18 PM » |
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« Reply #1364 on: November 14, 2012, 02:03:35 PM » |
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« Reply #1365 on: November 15, 2012, 11:38:54 AM » |
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« Reply #1366 on: November 15, 2012, 11:36:30 PM » |
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« Reply #1367 on: November 18, 2012, 05:59:22 PM » |
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« Reply #1368 on: November 18, 2012, 06:09:09 PM » |
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I don't see why this already has so many more likes than HH... is it because of all the females? Don't let Biro see you saying that... |
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« Reply #1369 on: November 19, 2012, 03:28:21 AM » |
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Just purchased the Philakolia off Amazon
...is barely 50 pages into The Orthodox Church
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You should really avoid all that weirdo superstitious "Rapture" stuff
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His father offers him a cup of coffee before he takes off for Liturgy in the morning
THIS IS FASTING PERIOD!!!111
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All those hip mega-Protestant Churches use too much technology!
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hur hurr, I wanna see you without your headcovering on
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The 'Catholic Church'?
You mean ROMAN Catholic Church?
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OrthodoxWiki.org,
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The sexually immoral will not make it into Heaven,
Internet browsing history; Busty Orthodox Ruskies with big Tushies.xxx
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Obama is evil!!11
Stalin and Vlad the Impaler weren't really all that bad
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« Reply #1370 on: November 19, 2012, 06:41:23 PM » |
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Because I don't feel like firing up photoshop, for Hyperdox Herman:
Hey Girl,
Ryan Gosling's really a Mormon and not fit to pray with.
You can dry your tears with my 500 knot prayer rope.
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« Reply #1371 on: November 19, 2012, 07:01:58 PM » |
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THIS IS FASTING PERIOD!!!111
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Leave there thy gift before the altar, and go thy way; first be reconciled to thy brother, and then come and offer thy gift. - Matt. 5:24
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« Reply #1372 on: November 19, 2012, 07:03:25 PM » |
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« Reply #1373 on: November 19, 2012, 07:14:56 PM » |
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Apart from moral conduct, all that man thinks himself able to do in order to become acceptable to God is mere superstition and religious folly. - Immanuel Kant
Leave there thy gift before the altar, and go thy way; first be reconciled to thy brother, and then come and offer thy gift. - Matt. 5:24
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« Reply #1374 on: November 22, 2012, 12:40:27 AM » |
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« Reply #1375 on: November 22, 2012, 01:04:50 AM » |
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« Reply #1376 on: November 22, 2012, 01:09:12 AM » |
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« Reply #1377 on: November 22, 2012, 01:41:20 AM » |
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« Reply #1378 on: November 22, 2012, 01:52:28 AM » |
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« Reply #1379 on: November 22, 2012, 01:52:49 AM » |
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« Reply #1380 on: November 22, 2012, 03:54:02 PM » |
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His father offers him a cup of coffee before he takes off for Liturgy in the morning
THIS IS FASTING PERIOD!!!111
James. Drinking coffee is against the Eucharistic fast. There is nothing Hyperdox about that. No, I think James has hit the HH nail on the head here. HH is all about rules, legalism and ultracorrectness to the point that he veers into the wrong even while technically keeping the law. So here, the concern is not about keeping the fast, which is right and good, but about the reaction. HH is extreme and uncharitable, and is so excited his sentences end with 1s. The proper response would be to decline the coffee without the "is outrage!!1" sentiment. |
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Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years.
THE OPINIONS HERE MAY NOT REFLECT THE ACTUAL ORTHODOX CHURCH
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« Reply #1381 on: November 22, 2012, 04:05:27 PM » |
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« Reply #1382 on: November 22, 2012, 04:44:41 PM » |
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« Reply #1383 on: November 22, 2012, 04:50:04 PM » |
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« Reply #1384 on: November 22, 2012, 04:52:59 PM » |
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« Reply #1385 on: November 22, 2012, 04:53:14 PM » |
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« Reply #1386 on: November 22, 2012, 04:55:25 PM » |
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Okay. I went to HH's page after reading the above post, but wanted to be sure. For future reference- netiquette says share the meme as already made (as many of us have reposted the HH pics)- so reposting her memes with the original pic would have probably gotten a less irate response. No, netiquette says she shouldn't complain. There are A LOT of examples of memes without the original pictures and with the same text. She should either learn how to use the interwebs properly, or quit. If FB were reddit, she would have been severely downvoted for her reaction, lol... |
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« Reply #1387 on: November 22, 2012, 05:17:34 PM » |
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« Reply #1388 on: November 22, 2012, 05:28:23 PM » |
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« Reply #1389 on: November 22, 2012, 05:29:36 PM » |
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Is Michal Kalina the admin?
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« Reply #1390 on: November 22, 2012, 05:39:43 PM » |
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Is Michal Kalina the admin?
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« Reply #1391 on: November 22, 2012, 05:48:12 PM » |
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« Reply #1392 on: November 22, 2012, 05:49:42 PM » |
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Is Michal Kalina the admin?
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« Reply #1393 on: November 22, 2012, 05:57:09 PM » |
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« Reply #1394 on: November 22, 2012, 06:25:58 PM » |
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What would Pontius Pilate do?
Better yet, WWJD? Remember that making a whip out of cords and toppling tables is a valid option. Edit: this would make a great HH theme  |
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