Topic: Hyperdox Herman

[choy]

Actually just happened to me, maybe Herman does this too...


Hides ads on Facebook from Protestant churches

Reason for hiding, "Misleading"

[TheMathematician]

just saw this set on facebook

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eastern-Orthodox-Ryan-Gosling/405052836234320

[Cyrillic]

Actually just happened to me, maybe Herman does this too...


Hides ads on Facebook from Protestant churches

Reason for hiding, "Misleading"

Why not just get firefox/chrome with adblock?

[choy]

Actually just happened to me, maybe Herman does this too...


Hides ads on Facebook from Protestant churches

Reason for hiding, "Misleading"

Why not just get firefox/chrome with adblock?

Would it block the facebook ads itself?

[NicholasMyra]

Won't listen to Black Sabbath

Because they're Judaizers

[Cyrillic]

Actually just happened to me, maybe Herman does this too...


Hides ads on Facebook from Protestant churches

Reason for hiding, "Misleading"

Why not just get firefox/chrome with adblock?

Would it block the facebook ads itself?

Yes

[choy]

Brings his iPad to every church service

Cites Exodus 32:16

[orthonorm]

Brings his iPad to every church service

Cites Exodus 32:16

Not sure if this fits Herman, but clever nonetheless!

[mike]

three more

[88Devin12]

Not sure if any of these are funny:

Pneumatic?
It's pronounced pnevmatic!

Pneumonia?
It's pronounced pnevmonia!

Euthanasia?
It's pronounced evthanasia!

Eucharist?
It's pronounced efcharist!

[choy]

Least favorite poet

Alexander Pope

[mike]

more:

[choy]

more:

Shouldn't it be sometime in May or June?

[mike]

one more, rocked me up:

[mike]

two more

[mike]

one more

[mike]

no caption

[Nephi]

just saw this set on facebook

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eastern-Orthodox-Ryan-Gosling/405052836234320

I don't see why this already has so many more likes than HH... is it because of all the females?

[Justin Kissel]

just saw this set on facebook

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eastern-Orthodox-Ryan-Gosling/405052836234320

I don't see why this already has so many more likes than HH... is it because of all the females?

Don't let Biro see you saying that...

[JamesR]

Just purchased the Philakolia off Amazon

...is barely 50 pages into The Orthodox Church

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You should really avoid all that weirdo superstitious "Rapture" stuff

...the evil eye might not like it

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Sees "Keep the Christ in Christ-mas" posts on Facebook

Argues in comments section that X is Greek initial for Christ

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Family asks him to lead prayer at Thanksgiving dinner

...the food is cold by the time he finishes

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His father offers him a cup of coffee before he takes off for Liturgy in the morning

THIS IS FASTING PERIOD!!!111

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All those hip mega-Protestant Churches use too much technology!

Recites the Nicene Creed from iPhone notes

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Goes on date

hur hurr, I wanna see you without your headcovering on

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Refuses to sing along to 'Hark, the Harold Angels Sing'

It is a Docetist Christological heresy

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Laughs at Protestants for wearing 'Jesus is my BFF' or 'I <3 Jesus' apparel

...wears 300 knot Prayer Rope as a fashion accessory

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Watches History Channel

Gets offended every time the pre-schism Church is referred to as 'The Catholic Church', there was no Catholic Church until 1054

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The 'Catholic Church'?

You mean ROMAN Catholic Church?

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OrthodoxWiki.org,

...article edited & revised by Herman

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Edits Wikipedia articles,

Changes 'Catholic' to 'Orthodox' on pre-schism Church articles

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The sexually immoral will not make it into Heaven,

Internet browsing history; Busty Orthodox Ruskies with big Tushies.xxx

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Uses facebook,

creates fan pages for various Saints

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Obama is evil!!11

Stalin and Vlad the Impaler weren't really all that bad

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Prevents pregnant woman from Communing,

That fetus hasn't been Baptised yet!!

[FormerReformer]

Because I don't feel like firing up photoshop, for Hyperdox Herman:

Hey Girl,

Ryan Gosling's really a Mormon and not fit to pray with.

You can dry your tears with my 500 knot prayer rope.

[William]

His father offers him a cup of coffee before he takes off for Liturgy in the morning

THIS IS FASTING PERIOD!!!111

James. Drinking coffee is against the Eucharistic fast. There is nothing Hyperdox about that.

[choy]

Sings Gladsome Light at dusk every day

While switching his house lights on

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Asks priest which tone to use for prayer before Thanksgiving dinner

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Detests consumerism surrounding Black Friday

Buys over $75 worth of Icons and Orthodox books from Conciliar Press to get free shipping

[William]

Here's how Herman looks for a wife:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0aNsFfNNDg

[Nephi]

Looks like HH got smacked down by a woman on Facebook.

[choy]

New caption for a HH meme:


1 Timothy 2:12



 

[mike]

New caption for a HH meme:


1 Timothy 2:12



 

That escalated quickly.

[mike]

one more

[NicholasMyra]

Or

"When in New/Second/Third Rome..."

[NicholasMyra]

When in Rome, you bless the priest!

[Agabus]

His father offers him a cup of coffee before he takes off for Liturgy in the morning

THIS IS FASTING PERIOD!!!111

James. Drinking coffee is against the Eucharistic fast. There is nothing Hyperdox about that.

No, I think James has hit the HH nail on the head here. HH is all about rules, legalism and ultracorrectness to the point that he veers into the wrong even while technically keeping the law.

So here, the concern is not about keeping the fast, which is right and good, but about the reaction. HH is extreme and uncharitable, and is so excited his sentences end with 1s. The proper response would be to decline the coffee without the "is outrage!!1" sentiment.

[FormerReformer]

Looks like HH got smacked down by a woman on Facebook.

Link?

[mike]

Looks like HH got smacked down by a woman on Facebook.

Link?

here: https://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/posts/494861870536796
and here: https://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/posts/404602666276368

[FormerReformer]

Looks like HH got smacked down by a woman on Facebook.

Link?

here: https://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/posts/494861870536796
and here: https://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/posts/404602666276368

Okay. I went to HH's page after reading the above post, but wanted to be sure. For future reference- netiquette says share the meme as already made (as many of us have reposted the HH pics)- so reposting her memes with the original pic would have probably gotten a less irate response.

[Justin Kissel]

Looks like HH got smacked down by a woman on Facebook.

Smacked down? More like nagged by a childish complaint, which the admin dealt with tactfully.

[mike]

Maybe someone (I'm thinking especially about NicholasMyra  )'d like to take over the fanpage?

[88Devin12]

Looks like HH got smacked down by a woman on Facebook.

Link?

here: https://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/posts/494861870536796
and here: https://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/posts/404602666276368

Okay. I went to HH's page after reading the above post, but wanted to be sure. For future reference- netiquette says share the meme as already made (as many of us have reposted the HH pics)- so reposting her memes with the original pic would have probably gotten a less irate response.

No, netiquette says she shouldn't complain. There are A LOT of examples of memes without the original pictures and with the same text.

She should either learn how to use the interwebs properly, or quit.

If FB were reddit, she would have been severely downvoted for her reaction, lol...

[FormerReformer]

Looks like HH got smacked down by a woman on Facebook.

Link?

here: https://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/posts/494861870536796
and here: https://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/posts/404602666276368

Okay. I went to HH's page after reading the above post, but wanted to be sure. For future reference- netiquette says share the meme as already made (as many of us have reposted the HH pics)- so reposting her memes with the original pic would have probably gotten a less irate response.

No, netiquette says she shouldn't complain. There are A LOT of examples of memes without the original pictures and with the same text.

She should either learn how to use the interwebs properly, or quit.

If FB were reddit, she would have been severely downvoted for her reaction, lol...

Using reddit as your standard for netiquette is like using 4chan to determine your standard for "kinky" or asking Hitler for advice on being less anti-semetic.

[William]

Is Michal Kalina the admin?

[Cyrillic]

Is Michal Kalina the admin?

Yes.

[mike]

Is Michal Kalina the admin?

Yes.

Shhh... That's a secret!

[NicholasMyra]

Maybe someone (I'm thinking especially about NicholasMyra  )'d like to take over the fanpage?

I thought about it, but then asked myself,

What would Pontius Pilate do?

[Cyrillic]

Is Michal Kalina the admin?

Yes.

Shhh... That's a secret!

Hardly a secret when you're always the first one to like a new picture 

[William]

TIL that "When in Rome" is a patristic quotation reflecting Orthodox ecclesiological principles.

[choy]

What would Pontius Pilate do?

Better yet, WWJD?

Remember that making a whip out of cords and toppling tables is a valid option.


Edit: this would make a great HH theme