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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1305 on: October 20, 2012, 12:25:37 AM »
Hmm trying to think what icon you are talking about.

He used to have a picture of himself with little gold crosses coming out of his eyes, as his avatar.

What??? It's a picture of myself with a cross. The picture is a personal reminder to keep my eye on the Cross. Somehow, Orthonorm interpreted it as "weeping crosses." Oh well...





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it's just the placement of the cross that makes it look like a teardrop, that's all.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1306 on: October 20, 2012, 12:35:42 AM »
And it's much more funnier.

And that ain't the full on "icon".

I know you are going through your monochromatic phase now Gebre, but hit us up with you in full Ethiopic Uncreated Light splendor!
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1307 on: October 20, 2012, 01:02:07 AM »
HH:

Fervently believes the Septuagint is the only true Old Testament

Has never read a book of the Old Testament
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1308 on: October 20, 2012, 01:03:59 AM »
Receives baptismal cross with straight tribars

Pays a precision metalworker 300$ to tilt the bottom bar
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1309 on: October 20, 2012, 01:30:46 AM »
Apparently Hyperdox Herman now designs shirts for No Boundaries to be found at your local Wal-Mart in the men's section!
(the front of the shirt has an Orthodox Cross on the shoulder and says "Salvation" and the back has a large Orthodox Cross)

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1310 on: October 20, 2012, 05:22:56 AM »
HH:

Fervently believes the Septuagint is the only true Old Testament

Has never read a book of the Old Testament

Refuses to purchase the OSB.

Does not include Maccabees IV!
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1311 on: October 23, 2012, 03:33:10 PM »
and again

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1312 on: October 23, 2012, 04:11:01 PM »
Forgive my sins.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1313 on: October 23, 2012, 04:15:43 PM »
and again

Please say something else.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1314 on: October 23, 2012, 06:35:14 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1315 on: October 23, 2012, 07:30:14 PM »
Frederica Mathewes-Green just commented on a HH pic.

Does this mean the meme is dead?

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=393619974041304&set=a.364971243572844.77843.276860542383915&type=1&relevant_count=2&ref=nf

I dunno - the commentators sounded like -serious....?

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1316 on: October 23, 2012, 07:31:03 PM »
and again

Please say something else.

Least favorite spring break destination: St. Augustine


That's a hoot...it is a lovely little city with great beaches and the St. Photius Shrine is a must stop for Orthodox tourists!

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1317 on: October 23, 2012, 10:42:17 PM »
and again

Please say something else.

Least favorite spring break destination: St. Augustine


Most favorite spring break destination: St. Petersburg.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1319 on: October 23, 2012, 10:57:14 PM »
Here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o55SjyKVFRE

I've seen plenty of mounted printed icons with haloes "decorated" with puff paint, glitter and stick-on plastic jewels, but this, my friend, is truly, staggeringly, monumentally EPIC kitsch!!  :o :o :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1320 on: October 24, 2012, 03:12:35 PM »
one more

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1321 on: October 24, 2012, 03:22:49 PM »
Oh wow, I WANT ONE!!!! Dang... I need a real job again soon..... I totally want one of these, LOL!!!!!  ;D
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1322 on: October 24, 2012, 03:33:02 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1323 on: October 26, 2012, 05:59:24 PM »
one more

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1324 on: October 26, 2012, 09:36:42 PM »
Now Fr. Damick is posting HH memes.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1325 on: October 26, 2012, 11:11:23 PM »
Now Fr. Damick is posting HH memes.
That's ironic.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1326 on: October 26, 2012, 11:42:25 PM »
Now Fr. Damick is posting HH memes.
That's ironic.

How? Do you expect Priests to be lax and apathetic about the Orthodox faith?

I think for a few of the HH things, they aren't applicable to Priests because they are the Priests job. HH wants to be like and act like a Priest even though he isn't one, that is what is funny, ironic and sad about him.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1327 on: October 26, 2012, 11:45:49 PM »
Now Fr. Damick is posting HH memes.
He is a member of this illustrious message board ya know :)

We're everywhere :)

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1328 on: October 26, 2012, 11:47:51 PM »
Now Fr. Damick is posting HH memes.
That's ironic.

How? Do you expect Priests to be lax and apathetic about the Orthodox faith?

Yes, he does. You must not have read very many of his posts.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1329 on: October 27, 2012, 12:02:01 AM »
Now Fr. Damick is posting HH memes.
That's ironic.

How? Do you expect Priests to be lax and apathetic about the Orthodox faith?

I think for a few of the HH things, they aren't applicable to Priests because they are the Priests job. HH wants to be like and act like a Priest even though he isn't one, that is what is funny, ironic and sad about him.
One could make a few memes about him easily if Im not mistaken, like his hobbit politics

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1330 on: October 27, 2012, 12:15:35 AM »
Now Fr. Damick is posting HH memes.
That's ironic.

How? Do you expect Priests to be lax and apathetic about the Orthodox faith?

Yes, he does. You must not have read very many of his posts.

Oh I have, I just didn't know he had the same feelings about priests as well. Man our Church would be so dead if our Priests were like that.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1331 on: October 27, 2012, 12:28:15 AM »
Now Fr. Damick is posting HH memes.
That's ironic.

How? Do you expect Priests to be lax and apathetic about the Orthodox faith?

Yes, he does. You must not have read very many of his posts.

Oh I have, I just didn't know he had the same feelings about priests as well. Man our Church would be so dead if our Priests were like that.

I should dig up the post where he says he likes it better when priests are "womanizers...peddling...sacraments."
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1332 on: October 27, 2012, 12:50:03 PM »
primuspilus,
are the clergy in your photo (avatar) holding light sabres?!
is that the prayer corner of the science fiction convention?

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1333 on: October 27, 2012, 01:44:02 PM »
Won't buy a MacBook

Because they're published by an uncanonical jurisdiction
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1334 on: October 28, 2012, 08:36:45 AM »
primuspilus,
are the clergy in your photo (avatar) holding light sabres?!
is that the prayer corner of the science fiction convention?
In my imagination, its deck 32 of the Starship Enterprise. Hopefully by then the galaxy will be Orthodox............and have lightsabers :)

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1335 on: October 29, 2012, 04:57:14 AM »
one more

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1336 on: October 29, 2012, 06:43:48 AM »
primuspilus,
are the clergy in your photo (avatar) holding light sabres?!
is that the prayer corner of the science fiction convention?
In my imagination, its deck 32 of the Starship Enterprise. Hopefully by then the galaxy will be Orthodox............and have lightsabers :)

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1337 on: October 29, 2012, 10:58:01 AM »
For the OO-

Got "mia" from a water fountain. Honestly!

"Maya" is Egyptian dialect for water. But "Mia"as in miaphysite should be pronounced as "meeya".

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1338 on: October 29, 2012, 01:15:40 PM »
For the OO-

Got "mia" from a water fountain. Honestly!

"Maya" is Egyptian dialect for water. But "Mia"as in miaphysite should be pronounced as "meeya".

In English there is a slightly more obvious pun....
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1339 on: October 31, 2012, 10:31:53 PM »
and again///

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1340 on: October 31, 2012, 10:48:48 PM »
primuspilus,
are the clergy in your photo (avatar) holding light sabres?!
is that the prayer corner of the science fiction convention?
In my imagination, its deck 32 of the Starship Enterprise. Hopefully by then the galaxy will be Orthodox............and have lightsabers :)

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1341 on: November 01, 2012, 06:13:17 AM »
primuspilus,
are the clergy in your photo (avatar) holding light sabres?!
is that the prayer corner of the science fiction convention?
In my imagination, its deck 32 of the Starship Enterprise. Hopefully by then the galaxy will be Orthodox............and have lightsabers :)

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You just sinned...
What? It'd be the....."best of both worlds!" *rimshot* HAHAHAHA (for all you non trekkies, Best of both worlds was voted the greatest episode ever)


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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1342 on: November 02, 2012, 02:54:03 PM »
Wants to marry an Asian woman

Cappadocian, not Chinese

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1343 on: November 02, 2012, 04:39:42 PM »
two more

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1344 on: November 02, 2012, 05:50:42 PM »
one more

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1345 on: November 02, 2012, 06:38:42 PM »
two more

I know a priest who actually inserts "and in space" as well.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1346 on: November 02, 2012, 06:41:35 PM »
two more

I know a priest who actually inserts "and in space" as well.

Does he check if anyone is in the ISS at that time?

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1347 on: November 02, 2012, 06:50:00 PM »
two more

I know a priest who actually inserts "and in space" as well.

Does he check if anyone is in the ISS at that time?

Isn't someone always on the ISS?

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1348 on: November 02, 2012, 06:56:14 PM »
Isn't someone always on the ISS?

Oh, I thought it has already happened.  Apparently it is only going to happen... http://news.discovery.com/space/will-the-space-station-be-abandoned-110827.html

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1349 on: November 02, 2012, 07:00:16 PM »
Isn't someone always on the ISS?

Oh, I thought it has already happened.  Apparently it is only going to happen... http://news.discovery.com/space/will-the-space-station-be-abandoned-110827.html

The Russians announced several months later that they would keep the ISS open for longer and it turns out it wouldn't be shut down as soon as the US said.