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« Reply #1305 on: October 20, 2012, 12:25:37 AM »

Hmm trying to think what icon you are talking about.

He used to have a picture of himself with little gold crosses coming out of his eyes, as his avatar.

What??? It's a picture of myself with a cross. The picture is a personal reminder to keep my eye on the Cross. Somehow, Orthonorm interpreted it as "weeping crosses." Oh well...





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it's just the placement of the cross that makes it look like a teardrop, that's all.
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« Reply #1306 on: October 20, 2012, 12:35:42 AM »

And it's much more funnier.

And that ain't the full on "icon".

I know you are going through your monochromatic phase now Gebre, but hit us up with you in full Ethiopic Uncreated Light splendor!
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« Reply #1307 on: October 20, 2012, 01:02:07 AM »

HH:

Fervently believes the Septuagint is the only true Old Testament

Has never read a book of the Old Testament
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« Reply #1308 on: October 20, 2012, 01:03:59 AM »

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« Reply #1309 on: October 20, 2012, 01:30:46 AM »

Apparently Hyperdox Herman now designs shirts for No Boundaries to be found at your local Wal-Mart in the men's section!
(the front of the shirt has an Orthodox Cross on the shoulder and says "Salvation" and the back has a large Orthodox Cross)

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!
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« Reply #1310 on: October 20, 2012, 05:22:56 AM »

HH:

Fervently believes the Septuagint is the only true Old Testament

Has never read a book of the Old Testament

Refuses to purchase the OSB.

Does not include Maccabees IV!
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« Reply #1311 on: October 23, 2012, 03:33:10 PM »

and again
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« Reply #1312 on: October 23, 2012, 04:11:01 PM »

and again

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« Reply #1313 on: October 23, 2012, 04:15:43 PM »


Least favorite spring break destination: St. Augustine
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« Reply #1314 on: October 23, 2012, 06:35:14 PM »

Frederica Mathewes-Green just commented on a HH pic.

Does this mean the meme is dead?

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=393619974041304&set=a.364971243572844.77843.276860542383915&type=1&relevant_count=2&ref=nf
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« Reply #1315 on: October 23, 2012, 07:30:14 PM »


I dunno - the commentators sounded like -serious....?
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« Reply #1316 on: October 23, 2012, 07:31:03 PM »


Least favorite spring break destination: St. Augustine


That's a hoot...it is a lovely little city with great beaches and the St. Photius Shrine is a must stop for Orthodox tourists!
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« Reply #1317 on: October 23, 2012, 10:42:17 PM »


Least favorite spring break destination: St. Augustine


Most favorite spring break destination: St. Petersburg.
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« Reply #1318 on: October 23, 2012, 10:46:33 PM »





Here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o55SjyKVFRE
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« Reply #1319 on: October 23, 2012, 10:57:14 PM »


I've seen plenty of mounted printed icons with haloes "decorated" with puff paint, glitter and stick-on plastic jewels, but this, my friend, is truly, staggeringly, monumentally EPIC kitsch!!  Shocked Shocked laugh laugh laugh
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« Reply #1320 on: October 24, 2012, 03:12:35 PM »

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« Reply #1321 on: October 24, 2012, 03:22:49 PM »

Oh wow, I WANT ONE!!!! Dang... I need a real job again soon..... I totally want one of these, LOL!!!!!  Grin
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« Reply #1322 on: October 24, 2012, 03:33:02 PM »

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« Reply #1323 on: October 26, 2012, 05:59:24 PM »

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« Reply #1324 on: October 26, 2012, 09:36:42 PM »

Now Fr. Damick is posting HH memes.
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« Reply #1325 on: October 26, 2012, 11:11:23 PM »

Now Fr. Damick is posting HH memes.
That's ironic.
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« Reply #1326 on: October 26, 2012, 11:42:25 PM »

Now Fr. Damick is posting HH memes.
That's ironic.

How? Do you expect Priests to be lax and apathetic about the Orthodox faith?

I think for a few of the HH things, they aren't applicable to Priests because they are the Priests job. HH wants to be like and act like a Priest even though he isn't one, that is what is funny, ironic and sad about him.
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« Reply #1327 on: October 26, 2012, 11:45:49 PM »

Now Fr. Damick is posting HH memes.
He is a member of this illustrious message board ya know Smiley

We're everywhere Smiley

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« Reply #1328 on: October 26, 2012, 11:47:51 PM »

Now Fr. Damick is posting HH memes.
That's ironic.

How? Do you expect Priests to be lax and apathetic about the Orthodox faith?

Yes, he does. You must not have read very many of his posts.
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« Reply #1329 on: October 27, 2012, 12:02:01 AM »

Now Fr. Damick is posting HH memes.
That's ironic.

How? Do you expect Priests to be lax and apathetic about the Orthodox faith?

I think for a few of the HH things, they aren't applicable to Priests because they are the Priests job. HH wants to be like and act like a Priest even though he isn't one, that is what is funny, ironic and sad about him.
One could make a few memes about him easily if Im not mistaken, like his hobbit politics
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« Reply #1330 on: October 27, 2012, 12:15:35 AM »

Now Fr. Damick is posting HH memes.
That's ironic.

How? Do you expect Priests to be lax and apathetic about the Orthodox faith?

Yes, he does. You must not have read very many of his posts.

Oh I have, I just didn't know he had the same feelings about priests as well. Man our Church would be so dead if our Priests were like that.
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« Reply #1331 on: October 27, 2012, 12:28:15 AM »

Now Fr. Damick is posting HH memes.
That's ironic.

How? Do you expect Priests to be lax and apathetic about the Orthodox faith?

Yes, he does. You must not have read very many of his posts.

Oh I have, I just didn't know he had the same feelings about priests as well. Man our Church would be so dead if our Priests were like that.

I should dig up the post where he says he likes it better when priests are "womanizers...peddling...sacraments."
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« Reply #1332 on: October 27, 2012, 12:50:03 PM »

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is that the prayer corner of the science fiction convention?
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« Reply #1333 on: October 27, 2012, 01:44:02 PM »

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« Reply #1334 on: October 28, 2012, 08:36:45 AM »

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are the clergy in your photo (avatar) holding light sabres?!
is that the prayer corner of the science fiction convention?
In my imagination, its deck 32 of the Starship Enterprise. Hopefully by then the galaxy will be Orthodox............and have lightsabers Smiley

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« Reply #1335 on: October 29, 2012, 04:57:14 AM »

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« Reply #1336 on: October 29, 2012, 06:43:48 AM »

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are the clergy in your photo (avatar) holding light sabres?!
is that the prayer corner of the science fiction convention?
In my imagination, its deck 32 of the Starship Enterprise. Hopefully by then the galaxy will be Orthodox............and have lightsabers Smiley

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« Reply #1337 on: October 29, 2012, 10:58:01 AM »

For the OO-

Got "mia" from a water fountain. Honestly!

"Maya" is Egyptian dialect for water. But "Mia"as in miaphysite should be pronounced as "meeya".
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« Reply #1338 on: October 29, 2012, 01:15:40 PM »

For the OO-

Got "mia" from a water fountain. Honestly!

"Maya" is Egyptian dialect for water. But "Mia"as in miaphysite should be pronounced as "meeya".

In English there is a slightly more obvious pun....
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« Reply #1339 on: October 31, 2012, 10:31:53 PM »

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« Reply #1340 on: October 31, 2012, 10:48:48 PM »

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In my imagination, its deck 32 of the Starship Enterprise. Hopefully by then the galaxy will be Orthodox............and have lightsabers Smiley

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« Reply #1341 on: November 01, 2012, 06:13:17 AM »

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In my imagination, its deck 32 of the Starship Enterprise. Hopefully by then the galaxy will be Orthodox............and have lightsabers Smiley

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« Reply #1342 on: November 02, 2012, 02:54:03 PM »

Wants to marry an Asian woman

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« Reply #1343 on: November 02, 2012, 04:39:42 PM »

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« Reply #1344 on: November 02, 2012, 05:50:42 PM »

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« Reply #1345 on: November 02, 2012, 06:38:42 PM »

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I know a priest who actually inserts "and in space" as well.
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« Reply #1346 on: November 02, 2012, 06:41:35 PM »

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I know a priest who actually inserts "and in space" as well.

Does he check if anyone is in the ISS at that time?
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« Reply #1347 on: November 02, 2012, 06:50:00 PM »

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I know a priest who actually inserts "and in space" as well.

Does he check if anyone is in the ISS at that time?

Isn't someone always on the ISS?
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« Reply #1348 on: November 02, 2012, 06:56:14 PM »

Isn't someone always on the ISS?

Oh, I thought it has already happened.  Apparently it is only going to happen... http://news.discovery.com/space/will-the-space-station-be-abandoned-110827.html
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« Reply #1349 on: November 02, 2012, 07:00:16 PM »

Isn't someone always on the ISS?

Oh, I thought it has already happened.  Apparently it is only going to happen... http://news.discovery.com/space/will-the-space-station-be-abandoned-110827.html

The Russians announced several months later that they would keep the ISS open for longer and it turns out it wouldn't be shut down as soon as the US said.
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