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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1125 on: September 02, 2012, 05:28:12 PM »
Refuses to dine with gay neighbors

Eats filet mignon at rich man's house instead

Not really hyperdox is it?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1126 on: September 02, 2012, 05:31:39 PM »
ha ha for the wedding ring one.

i don't have the photo, but this is my first hyperdox herman entry:
(have been following avidly, being a close relative)
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hyperdox herman:

sees the Lord Himself during the liturgy

does not kneel because it is a sunday

We always see the Lord Himself during the Liturgy, do we not?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1127 on: September 02, 2012, 06:06:27 PM »
If we see the Risen Lord on a Sunday, we should stand with him.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1128 on: September 02, 2012, 06:11:23 PM »
Refuses to dine with gay neighbors

Eats filet mignon at rich man's house instead

Not really hyperdox is it?
HH is also a hypocrite.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1129 on: September 02, 2012, 06:21:51 PM »
Refuses to dine with gay neighbors

Eats filet mignon at rich man's house instead

Not really hyperdox is it?
HH is also a hypocrite.

Gotcha, and he is indeed.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1130 on: September 02, 2012, 06:23:35 PM »
Proskuneo: Gospel book
Latria: The Rudder
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1131 on: September 02, 2012, 06:26:29 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1132 on: September 02, 2012, 08:17:49 PM »
some...
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1133 on: September 02, 2012, 08:19:22 PM »
more...

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1134 on: September 02, 2012, 08:20:37 PM »
last few for now...

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1135 on: September 02, 2012, 08:22:24 PM »
last few for now...

This last one seems the opposite of hyperdox to me...
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1136 on: September 02, 2012, 08:26:54 PM »
last few for now...

This last one seems the opposite of hyperdox to me...
I don't really think so, but maybe I'm missing the point. I really meant "isn't in English".

Hyperdox Herman could either reflect people who think it should only be in Greek, Church Slavonic, etc... Or it could reflect people who think it should only be in English.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1137 on: September 02, 2012, 08:56:00 PM »
last few for now...

This last one seems the opposite of hyperdox to me...
I don't really think so, but maybe I'm missing the point. I really meant "isn't in English".

Hyperdox Herman could either reflect people who think it should only be in Greek, Church Slavonic, etc... Or it could reflect people who think it should only be in English.

Hmm. Wouldn't a hyperdox person condemn someone if he didn't go to Church because it wasn't in his "easy" native language?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1138 on: September 02, 2012, 09:03:31 PM »
last few for now...

This last one seems the opposite of hyperdox to me...
I don't really think so, but maybe I'm missing the point. I really meant "isn't in English".

Hyperdox Herman could either reflect people who think it should only be in Greek, Church Slavonic, etc... Or it could reflect people who think it should only be in English.

Hmm. Wouldn't a hyperdox person condemn someone if he didn't go to Church because it wasn't in his "easy" native language?

I think the point is Hyperdox Herman is a hypocrite. He would severely criticize those who don't attend church when it isn't in their native language, but at the same time, insists the services be in HIS language.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1139 on: September 02, 2012, 09:07:21 PM »
last few for now...

This last one seems the opposite of hyperdox to me...
I don't really think so, but maybe I'm missing the point. I really meant "isn't in English".

Hyperdox Herman could either reflect people who think it should only be in Greek, Church Slavonic, etc... Or it could reflect people who think it should only be in English.

Hmm. Wouldn't a hyperdox person condemn someone if he didn't go to Church because it wasn't in his "easy" native language?

I think the point is Hyperdox Herman is a hypocrite. He would severely criticize those who don't attend church when it isn't in their native language, but at the same time, insists the services be in HIS language.

OK. Yeah, I guess it makes sense. I'm just so used to having HH insist on Church Slavonic...
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1140 on: September 03, 2012, 03:43:30 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1141 on: September 03, 2012, 06:40:55 AM »
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« Reply #1142 on: September 03, 2012, 10:59:55 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1143 on: September 03, 2012, 11:11:02 AM »
I present to you the Hyperdox Herman version of Giorgio Tsoukalos (from Ancient Aliens)...

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1144 on: September 03, 2012, 11:11:43 AM »
last few
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1145 on: September 03, 2012, 11:39:48 AM »
Do you expect me to upload all of these?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1146 on: September 03, 2012, 12:41:18 PM »
The priest sneezes one is pretty good.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1147 on: September 03, 2012, 02:35:37 PM »
The priest sneezes one is pretty good.

I resemble that remark!
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1148 on: September 03, 2012, 03:45:21 PM »
and again

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1149 on: September 04, 2012, 09:23:02 PM »
The JW one is fantastic.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1150 on: September 05, 2012, 12:23:36 AM »
Holy Orthodoxy in Stargate:

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1151 on: September 05, 2012, 03:07:55 AM »
The bottom bar is wrongly oriented.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1152 on: September 05, 2012, 03:13:00 AM »
The bottom bar is wrongly oriented.

Those are Mirrorians.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1153 on: September 05, 2012, 03:38:48 AM »
^ I am extremely envious of your language abilities.  Really. 
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1154 on: September 05, 2012, 11:02:11 AM »
Hyperdox:
-Mocks Protestant witnessing techniques
-Never misses an opportunity to talk about his “journey to Orthodoxy.”

Happydox:
-Reads “The Soul After Death.”
-Thinks it makes some good points, but doesn’t become drooling Toll-House fanatic.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1155 on: September 05, 2012, 01:05:47 PM »
The bottom bar is wrongly oriented.

Stop being so hyperdox herman.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1156 on: September 05, 2012, 03:19:47 PM »
and again

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1157 on: September 06, 2012, 09:44:22 AM »
Hyperdox:
-Mocks Protestant witnessing techniques
-Never misses an opportunity to talk about his “journey to Orthodoxy.”

Happydox:
-Reads “The Soul After Death.”
-Thinks it makes some good points, but doesn’t become drooling Toll-House fanatic.



ive never met a drooling toll-house fanatic, but ive sure met plenty of drooling anti-toll-house fanatics. they seem to be the ones who care so much ....

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1158 on: September 06, 2012, 10:32:25 AM »
Hyperdox:
-Mocks Protestant witnessing techniques
-Never misses an opportunity to talk about his “journey to Orthodoxy.”

Happydox:
-Reads “The Soul After Death.”
-Thinks it makes some good points, but doesn’t become drooling Toll-House fanatic.



ive never met a drooling toll-house fanatic, but ive sure met plenty of drooling anti-toll-house fanatics. they seem to be the ones who care so much ....

Gotta be honest - except here online, I've never had a discussion with any priest, bishop, lay person, seminarian, monastic or anyone on Toll Houses....one way or the other. And believe me, I've had plenty of discussion on the Faith over my six decades with any number of folks from the enumerated groups.... ;)

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1159 on: September 06, 2012, 03:19:54 PM »
Hyperdox:
-Mocks Protestant witnessing techniques
-Never misses an opportunity to talk about his “journey to Orthodoxy.”

Happydox:
-Reads “The Soul After Death.”
-Thinks it makes some good points, but doesn’t become drooling Toll-House fanatic.



ive never met a drooling toll-house fanatic, but ive sure met plenty of drooling anti-toll-house fanatics. they seem to be the ones who care so much ....

Good point.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1160 on: September 07, 2012, 06:35:38 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1161 on: September 07, 2012, 01:40:02 PM »
Watches 'Banned from the Bible' on History Channel

Believes it; writes bishop asking if it's too late to remove Romans
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1162 on: September 07, 2012, 01:52:47 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1163 on: September 07, 2012, 02:18:58 PM »
I like this thread. I've been following Herman on Facebook for a while now, keep up the good work.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1164 on: September 08, 2012, 03:47:23 AM »
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« Reply #1165 on: September 08, 2012, 12:54:17 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1166 on: September 08, 2012, 09:51:58 PM »
Hyperdox:
-Mocks Protestant witnessing techniques
-Never misses an opportunity to talk about his “journey to Orthodoxy.”

Happydox:
-Reads “The Soul After Death.”
-Thinks it makes some good points, but doesn’t become drooling Toll-House fanatic.



ive never met a drooling toll-house fanatic, but ive sure met plenty of drooling anti-toll-house fanatics. they seem to be the ones who care so much ....

Likewise.
I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

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« Reply #1167 on: September 10, 2012, 09:07:08 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1168 on: September 10, 2012, 12:57:44 PM »
Hyperdox:
-Mocks Protestant witnessing techniques
-Never misses an opportunity to talk about his “journey to Orthodoxy.”

Happydox:
-Reads “The Soul After Death.”
-Thinks it makes some good points, but doesn’t become drooling Toll-House fanatic.



ive never met a drooling toll-house fanatic, but ive sure met plenty of drooling anti-toll-house fanatics. they seem to be the ones who care so much ....

Likewise.
Maybe I've just been unfortunate.

Like many things related to Hyperdox Herman, that particular example only seems to exist on the Internet.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1169 on: September 10, 2012, 01:00:53 PM »
Hyperdox:
-Mocks Protestant witnessing techniques
-Never misses an opportunity to talk about his “journey to Orthodoxy.”

Happydox:
-Reads “The Soul After Death.”
-Thinks it makes some good points, but doesn’t become drooling Toll-House fanatic.



ive never met a drooling toll-house fanatic, but ive sure met plenty of drooling anti-toll-house fanatics. they seem to be the ones who care so much ....

Likewise.
Maybe I've just been unfortunate.

Like many things related to Hyperdox Herman, that particular example only seems to exist on the Internet.

And drooling, like many things in life, is often difficult to discern when coming from one's own mouth!  ;) ;)