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« Reply #1125 on: September 02, 2012, 05:28:12 PM »

Refuses to dine with gay neighbors

Eats filet mignon at rich man's house instead

Not really hyperdox is it?
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« Reply #1126 on: September 02, 2012, 05:31:39 PM »

ha ha for the wedding ring one.

i don't have the photo, but this is my first hyperdox herman entry:
(have been following avidly, being a close relative)
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does not kneel because it is a sunday

We always see the Lord Himself during the Liturgy, do we not?
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« Reply #1127 on: September 02, 2012, 06:06:27 PM »

If we see the Risen Lord on a Sunday, we should stand with him.
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« Reply #1128 on: September 02, 2012, 06:11:23 PM »

Refuses to dine with gay neighbors

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Not really hyperdox is it?
HH is also a hypocrite.
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« Reply #1129 on: September 02, 2012, 06:21:51 PM »

Refuses to dine with gay neighbors

Eats filet mignon at rich man's house instead

Not really hyperdox is it?
HH is also a hypocrite.

Gotcha, and he is indeed.
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« Reply #1130 on: September 02, 2012, 06:23:35 PM »

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« Reply #1131 on: September 02, 2012, 06:26:29 PM »

HH is also a hypocrite.



Indeed.
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« Reply #1132 on: September 02, 2012, 08:17:49 PM »

some...
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« Reply #1133 on: September 02, 2012, 08:19:22 PM »

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« Reply #1134 on: September 02, 2012, 08:20:37 PM »

last few for now...
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« Reply #1135 on: September 02, 2012, 08:22:24 PM »

last few for now...

This last one seems the opposite of hyperdox to me...
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« Reply #1136 on: September 02, 2012, 08:26:54 PM »

last few for now...

This last one seems the opposite of hyperdox to me...
I don't really think so, but maybe I'm missing the point. I really meant "isn't in English".

Hyperdox Herman could either reflect people who think it should only be in Greek, Church Slavonic, etc... Or it could reflect people who think it should only be in English.
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« Reply #1137 on: September 02, 2012, 08:56:00 PM »

last few for now...

This last one seems the opposite of hyperdox to me...
I don't really think so, but maybe I'm missing the point. I really meant "isn't in English".

Hyperdox Herman could either reflect people who think it should only be in Greek, Church Slavonic, etc... Or it could reflect people who think it should only be in English.

Hmm. Wouldn't a hyperdox person condemn someone if he didn't go to Church because it wasn't in his "easy" native language?
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« Reply #1138 on: September 02, 2012, 09:03:31 PM »

last few for now...

This last one seems the opposite of hyperdox to me...
I don't really think so, but maybe I'm missing the point. I really meant "isn't in English".

Hyperdox Herman could either reflect people who think it should only be in Greek, Church Slavonic, etc... Or it could reflect people who think it should only be in English.

Hmm. Wouldn't a hyperdox person condemn someone if he didn't go to Church because it wasn't in his "easy" native language?

I think the point is Hyperdox Herman is a hypocrite. He would severely criticize those who don't attend church when it isn't in their native language, but at the same time, insists the services be in HIS language.
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« Reply #1139 on: September 02, 2012, 09:07:21 PM »

last few for now...

This last one seems the opposite of hyperdox to me...
I don't really think so, but maybe I'm missing the point. I really meant "isn't in English".

Hyperdox Herman could either reflect people who think it should only be in Greek, Church Slavonic, etc... Or it could reflect people who think it should only be in English.

Hmm. Wouldn't a hyperdox person condemn someone if he didn't go to Church because it wasn't in his "easy" native language?

I think the point is Hyperdox Herman is a hypocrite. He would severely criticize those who don't attend church when it isn't in their native language, but at the same time, insists the services be in HIS language.

OK. Yeah, I guess it makes sense. I'm just so used to having HH insist on Church Slavonic...
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« Reply #1140 on: September 03, 2012, 03:43:30 AM »

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and again
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« Reply #1143 on: September 03, 2012, 11:11:02 AM »

I present to you the Hyperdox Herman version of Giorgio Tsoukalos (from Ancient Aliens)...

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« Reply #1144 on: September 03, 2012, 11:11:43 AM »

last few
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« Reply #1145 on: September 03, 2012, 11:39:48 AM »

Do you expect me to upload all of these?
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« Reply #1146 on: September 03, 2012, 12:41:18 PM »

The priest sneezes one is pretty good.
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« Reply #1147 on: September 03, 2012, 02:35:37 PM »

The priest sneezes one is pretty good.

I resemble that remark!
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« Reply #1148 on: September 03, 2012, 03:45:21 PM »

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« Reply #1149 on: September 04, 2012, 09:23:02 PM »

The JW one is fantastic.
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« Reply #1150 on: September 05, 2012, 12:23:36 AM »

Holy Orthodoxy in Stargate:

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« Reply #1151 on: September 05, 2012, 03:07:55 AM »

The bottom bar is wrongly oriented.
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« Reply #1152 on: September 05, 2012, 03:13:00 AM »

The bottom bar is wrongly oriented.

Those are Mirrorians.
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« Reply #1153 on: September 05, 2012, 03:38:48 AM »

^ I am extremely envious of your language abilities.  Really. 
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« Reply #1154 on: September 05, 2012, 11:02:11 AM »

Hyperdox:
-Mocks Protestant witnessing techniques
-Never misses an opportunity to talk about his “journey to Orthodoxy.”

Happydox:
-Reads “The Soul After Death.”
-Thinks it makes some good points, but doesn’t become drooling Toll-House fanatic.

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« Reply #1155 on: September 05, 2012, 01:05:47 PM »

The bottom bar is wrongly oriented.

Stop being so hyperdox herman.
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« Reply #1156 on: September 05, 2012, 03:19:47 PM »

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« Reply #1157 on: September 06, 2012, 09:44:22 AM »

Hyperdox:
-Mocks Protestant witnessing techniques
-Never misses an opportunity to talk about his “journey to Orthodoxy.”

Happydox:
-Reads “The Soul After Death.”
-Thinks it makes some good points, but doesn’t become drooling Toll-House fanatic.



ive never met a drooling toll-house fanatic, but ive sure met plenty of drooling anti-toll-house fanatics. they seem to be the ones who care so much ....
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« Reply #1158 on: September 06, 2012, 10:32:25 AM »

Hyperdox:
-Mocks Protestant witnessing techniques
-Never misses an opportunity to talk about his “journey to Orthodoxy.”

Happydox:
-Reads “The Soul After Death.”
-Thinks it makes some good points, but doesn’t become drooling Toll-House fanatic.



ive never met a drooling toll-house fanatic, but ive sure met plenty of drooling anti-toll-house fanatics. they seem to be the ones who care so much ....

Gotta be honest - except here online, I've never had a discussion with any priest, bishop, lay person, seminarian, monastic or anyone on Toll Houses....one way or the other. And believe me, I've had plenty of discussion on the Faith over my six decades with any number of folks from the enumerated groups.... Wink
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« Reply #1159 on: September 06, 2012, 03:19:54 PM »

Hyperdox:
-Mocks Protestant witnessing techniques
-Never misses an opportunity to talk about his “journey to Orthodoxy.”

Happydox:
-Reads “The Soul After Death.”
-Thinks it makes some good points, but doesn’t become drooling Toll-House fanatic.



ive never met a drooling toll-house fanatic, but ive sure met plenty of drooling anti-toll-house fanatics. they seem to be the ones who care so much ....

Good point.
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« Reply #1160 on: September 07, 2012, 06:35:38 AM »

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« Reply #1161 on: September 07, 2012, 01:40:02 PM »

Watches 'Banned from the Bible' on History Channel

Believes it; writes bishop asking if it's too late to remove Romans
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« Reply #1162 on: September 07, 2012, 01:52:47 PM »

- Br. Nathanael? Fool for Christ
- 9/11? Zionist Conspiracy
- Jewish Bankers? New World Order
- Jewish Politicians? One World Government
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« Reply #1163 on: September 07, 2012, 02:18:58 PM »

I like this thread. I've been following Herman on Facebook for a while now, keep up the good work.
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« Reply #1164 on: September 08, 2012, 03:47:23 AM »

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« Reply #1165 on: September 08, 2012, 12:54:17 PM »

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« Reply #1166 on: September 08, 2012, 09:51:58 PM »

Hyperdox:
-Mocks Protestant witnessing techniques
-Never misses an opportunity to talk about his “journey to Orthodoxy.”

Happydox:
-Reads “The Soul After Death.”
-Thinks it makes some good points, but doesn’t become drooling Toll-House fanatic.



ive never met a drooling toll-house fanatic, but ive sure met plenty of drooling anti-toll-house fanatics. they seem to be the ones who care so much ....

Likewise.
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« Reply #1167 on: September 10, 2012, 09:07:08 AM »

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« Reply #1168 on: September 10, 2012, 12:57:44 PM »

Hyperdox:
-Mocks Protestant witnessing techniques
-Never misses an opportunity to talk about his “journey to Orthodoxy.”

Happydox:
-Reads “The Soul After Death.”
-Thinks it makes some good points, but doesn’t become drooling Toll-House fanatic.



ive never met a drooling toll-house fanatic, but ive sure met plenty of drooling anti-toll-house fanatics. they seem to be the ones who care so much ....

Likewise.
Maybe I've just been unfortunate.

Like many things related to Hyperdox Herman, that particular example only seems to exist on the Internet.
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« Reply #1169 on: September 10, 2012, 01:00:53 PM »

Hyperdox:
-Mocks Protestant witnessing techniques
-Never misses an opportunity to talk about his “journey to Orthodoxy.”

Happydox:
-Reads “The Soul After Death.”
-Thinks it makes some good points, but doesn’t become drooling Toll-House fanatic.



ive never met a drooling toll-house fanatic, but ive sure met plenty of drooling anti-toll-house fanatics. they seem to be the ones who care so much ....

Likewise.
Maybe I've just been unfortunate.

Like many things related to Hyperdox Herman, that particular example only seems to exist on the Internet.

And drooling, like many things in life, is often difficult to discern when coming from one's own mouth!  Wink Wink
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