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« Reply #1080 on: August 16, 2012, 08:51:07 PM »

I'm really starting to like Hyperdox Herman.

Seems like a stand up guy.
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« Reply #1081 on: August 17, 2012, 12:56:31 PM »

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« Reply #1082 on: August 17, 2012, 07:23:31 PM »

I'm hoping Hyperdox Herman will have a Traddie nemesis.  Traddies are funny.
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« Reply #1083 on: August 18, 2012, 03:24:47 AM »

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« Reply #1084 on: August 18, 2012, 04:05:52 AM »

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« Reply #1085 on: August 18, 2012, 05:30:51 AM »

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« Reply #1086 on: August 18, 2012, 11:27:40 AM »

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Probably changed to 'German ( PRONOUNCED: GYER-mahn) Stephanapolous' to be safe!
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« Reply #1087 on: August 18, 2012, 06:24:45 PM »

Why Stephanopolous? He should be a Romanov, lost cousin of the Tsars, eh?
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« Reply #1088 on: August 18, 2012, 11:16:40 PM »

Why Stephanopolous? He should be a Romanov, lost cousin of the Tsars, eh?

Typical hyperdox -- a little bit of this, a little bit of that, a sprinkle of that too.....
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« Reply #1089 on: August 19, 2012, 11:25:54 AM »

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« Reply #1090 on: August 19, 2012, 11:36:41 AM »

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« Reply #1091 on: August 19, 2012, 02:09:53 PM »

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That one has me on the floor!  laugh
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« Reply #1092 on: August 20, 2012, 10:00:06 AM »

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« Reply #1093 on: August 20, 2012, 11:42:22 AM »

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« Reply #1094 on: August 20, 2012, 06:08:22 PM »

After Chrismation, replaces dentist with an orthodontist.

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« Reply #1095 on: August 22, 2012, 09:33:04 AM »

Perhaps the next step in the evolution of Herman? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2191541/Bad-boy-Craze-dogshaming-sweeps-internet--cats-arent-safe-owners-scorn-either.html?ICO=most_read_module
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« Reply #1096 on: August 22, 2012, 01:27:47 PM »


This was the funniest article ever. I wish I wasn't reading it in a library.
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« Reply #1097 on: August 22, 2012, 04:57:22 PM »

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« Reply #1098 on: August 23, 2012, 12:33:04 PM »

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« Reply #1099 on: August 25, 2012, 02:31:07 PM »

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« Reply #1100 on: August 25, 2012, 02:34:44 PM »

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« Reply #1101 on: August 25, 2012, 03:22:19 PM »

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Thanks for a good chuckle with the British/Anglican one.
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« Reply #1102 on: August 26, 2012, 07:46:43 AM »

I have no idea what is that thing
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« Reply #1103 on: August 26, 2012, 11:13:58 AM »

It is a reference to one of the main characters in "VeggieTales" a series of videos that are based on stories from the Bible, but told in a different way, for children though there are many things in them that adults can enjoy as well.

Here is the main site: http://veggietales.com/

And here is the Wikipedia page on it.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VeggieTales

Larry the Cucumber and Bob the Tomato are the lead characters but there are others including some "French Peas" named Jean Claude and Phillipe with French accents and Archibald Asparagus who is more British.   
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« Reply #1104 on: August 26, 2012, 03:13:32 PM »

Thanks, Ebor.
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« Reply #1105 on: August 26, 2012, 03:17:08 PM »

You're welcome, Michal.  We have a number of the Veggie Tales and have enjoyed them over the years (we have 3 children who are now all in their teens).  I can't think of anything that Larry or the others do that is "heretical".  The story of St. Patrick done as a "Fanciful Flannel Graph" is is humourous and also tells the saint's tale nicely for example.  Smiley
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« Reply #1106 on: August 26, 2012, 03:59:29 PM »

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« Reply #1108 on: August 26, 2012, 05:30:20 PM »



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« Reply #1109 on: August 26, 2012, 06:32:06 PM »

But not on the fb yet.
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« Reply #1110 on: August 26, 2012, 10:31:01 PM »

-Says being anti-monarchism is iconoclastic.

-Won't shut up about Ron Paul.


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« Reply #1111 on: August 27, 2012, 01:08:21 PM »

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« Reply #1112 on: August 27, 2012, 01:11:28 PM »

I once told the same as in the first pic in class to a teacher and was called a bigot  Cheesy
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« Reply #1113 on: August 28, 2012, 11:34:54 PM »

What Hyperdox Herman glued over his secularist Oregon license plates:

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« Reply #1115 on: September 02, 2012, 12:41:41 PM »

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Switches Wedding Band to Right Hand

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« Reply #1118 on: September 02, 2012, 04:57:36 PM »

ha ha for the wedding ring one.

i don't have the photo, but this is my first hyperdox herman entry:
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« Reply #1119 on: September 02, 2012, 05:11:28 PM »

Refuses to pay taxes because the money goes to a godless government

Owns a quarter
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« Reply #1120 on: September 02, 2012, 05:12:38 PM »

"O Lord, save thy people, and bless thine inheritance;

Grant victory to the Orthodox EMPEROR..."
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« Reply #1121 on: September 02, 2012, 05:13:32 PM »

Plans mission trip to China

Checks with EP to see if it's okay to evangelize in the barbarian lands
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« Reply #1122 on: September 02, 2012, 05:15:41 PM »

Refuses to dine with gay neighbors

Eats filet mignon at rich man's house instead
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« Reply #1123 on: September 02, 2012, 05:17:24 PM »

Refuses to dine with gay neighbors

Eats filet mignon at rich man's house instead

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« Reply #1124 on: September 02, 2012, 05:20:35 PM »

For Achronos:

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