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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1080 on: August 16, 2012, 08:51:07 PM »
I'm really starting to like Hyperdox Herman.

Seems like a stand up guy.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1081 on: August 17, 2012, 12:56:31 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1082 on: August 17, 2012, 07:23:31 PM »
I'm hoping Hyperdox Herman will have a Traddie nemesis.  Traddies are funny.

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« Reply #1083 on: August 18, 2012, 03:24:47 AM »
Least favorite Avenger: Thor
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Let me know if anyone needs explanation ;)


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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1084 on: August 18, 2012, 04:05:52 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1085 on: August 18, 2012, 05:30:51 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1086 on: August 18, 2012, 11:27:40 AM »
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Probably changed to 'German ( PRONOUNCED: GYER-mahn) Stephanapolous' to be safe!

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1087 on: August 18, 2012, 06:24:45 PM »
Why Stephanopolous? He should be a Romanov, lost cousin of the Tsars, eh?

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1088 on: August 18, 2012, 11:16:40 PM »
Why Stephanopolous? He should be a Romanov, lost cousin of the Tsars, eh?

Typical hyperdox -- a little bit of this, a little bit of that, a sprinkle of that too.....

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1089 on: August 19, 2012, 11:25:54 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1090 on: August 19, 2012, 11:36:41 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1091 on: August 19, 2012, 02:09:53 PM »
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That one has me on the floor!  :laugh:
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« Reply #1092 on: August 20, 2012, 10:00:06 AM »
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« Reply #1093 on: August 20, 2012, 11:42:22 AM »
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« Reply #1094 on: August 20, 2012, 06:08:22 PM »
After Chrismation, replaces dentist with an orthodontist.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1096 on: August 22, 2012, 01:27:47 PM »
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« Reply #1097 on: August 22, 2012, 04:57:22 PM »
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« Reply #1098 on: August 23, 2012, 12:33:04 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1099 on: August 25, 2012, 02:31:07 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1100 on: August 25, 2012, 02:34:44 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1101 on: August 25, 2012, 03:22:19 PM »
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Thanks for a good chuckle with the British/Anglican one.
 :)
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1102 on: August 26, 2012, 07:46:43 AM »
I have no idea what is that thing

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1103 on: August 26, 2012, 11:13:58 AM »
It is a reference to one of the main characters in "VeggieTales" a series of videos that are based on stories from the Bible, but told in a different way, for children though there are many things in them that adults can enjoy as well.

Here is the main site: http://veggietales.com/

And here is the Wikipedia page on it.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VeggieTales

Larry the Cucumber and Bob the Tomato are the lead characters but there are others including some "French Peas" named Jean Claude and Phillipe with French accents and Archibald Asparagus who is more British.   
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1104 on: August 26, 2012, 03:13:32 PM »
Thanks, Ebor.

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« Reply #1105 on: August 26, 2012, 03:17:08 PM »
You're welcome, Michal.  We have a number of the Veggie Tales and have enjoyed them over the years (we have 3 children who are now all in their teens).  I can't think of anything that Larry or the others do that is "heretical".  The story of St. Patrick done as a "Fanciful Flannel Graph" is is humourous and also tells the saint's tale nicely for example.  :)
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1106 on: August 26, 2012, 03:59:29 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1107 on: August 26, 2012, 05:12:18 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1108 on: August 26, 2012, 05:30:20 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1110 on: August 26, 2012, 10:31:01 PM »
-Says being anti-monarchism is iconoclastic.

-Won't shut up about Ron Paul.


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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1111 on: August 27, 2012, 01:08:21 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1112 on: August 27, 2012, 01:11:28 PM »
I once told the same as in the first pic in class to a teacher and was called a bigot  :D
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1113 on: August 28, 2012, 11:34:54 PM »
What Hyperdox Herman glued over his secularist Oregon license plates:

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1114 on: September 02, 2012, 07:30:47 AM »
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« Reply #1115 on: September 02, 2012, 12:41:41 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1116 on: September 02, 2012, 03:17:00 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1117 on: September 02, 2012, 04:02:25 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1118 on: September 02, 2012, 04:57:36 PM »
ha ha for the wedding ring one.

i don't have the photo, but this is my first hyperdox herman entry:
(have been following avidly, being a close relative)
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hyperdox herman:

sees the Lord Himself during the liturgy

does not kneel because it is a sunday

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1119 on: September 02, 2012, 05:11:28 PM »
Refuses to pay taxes because the money goes to a godless government

Owns a quarter
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1120 on: September 02, 2012, 05:12:38 PM »
"O Lord, save thy people, and bless thine inheritance;

Grant victory to the Orthodox EMPEROR..."
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1121 on: September 02, 2012, 05:13:32 PM »
Plans mission trip to China

Checks with EP to see if it's okay to evangelize in the barbarian lands
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1122 on: September 02, 2012, 05:15:41 PM »
Refuses to dine with gay neighbors

Eats filet mignon at rich man's house instead
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1123 on: September 02, 2012, 05:17:24 PM »
Refuses to dine with gay neighbors

Eats filet mignon at rich man's house instead

 :D

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #1124 on: September 02, 2012, 05:20:35 PM »
For Achronos:

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