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« Reply #913 on: July 22, 2012, 12:34:36 PM » |
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« Reply #914 on: July 22, 2012, 03:18:34 PM » |
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« Reply #915 on: July 22, 2012, 04:10:30 PM » |
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« Reply #916 on: July 22, 2012, 04:33:30 PM » |
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« Reply #917 on: July 23, 2012, 03:22:39 AM » |
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« Reply #919 on: July 23, 2012, 05:01:10 AM » |
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« Reply #922 on: July 23, 2012, 02:34:30 PM » |
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I found the "Charles Robert" one funny for personal reasons. My godson was born "Charles Robert"; since he's not hyperdox, he took the name Thomas. Also, my non-Orthodox son-in-law is Charles Robert.
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« Reply #923 on: July 23, 2012, 02:54:19 PM » |
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And, still again, ...
That one was good! P.S. What do you all thinking of creating an OO version of Hyperdox Herman? Oh, I know! How about "Henophysite Hosni"? Alexandrian Anub Priest refers to Unseen Warfare; Walks out of church to escape violent imperial rhetoric. ?كشرى The Fathers knew nothing of tomatoes. |
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Okay some of the comments are funny, but seriously, I wouldn't be poking fun at crossing with two fingers. That tradition is WAY older than what any of you do today. Just saying. (unless some of you are old believers)
The OOs cross with three fingers and we were separated from the Byzantines 1500 years ago. It is also highly unlikely we were influenced by those few who crossed themselves with two fingers. Thus, the fact that the OO preserve this practice indicates to me that it is an ancient tradition. And even if the two finger practice is the older one, it is not a valid reason to create schism over. |
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