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« Reply #900 on: July 18, 2012, 02:04:35 AM »

Holy Greece, Holy Russia, Holy Serbia,

have mercy on us!

Is outrage!
Where is Holy Ukraine?

The Ukraine is part of Holy Russia. Wink

You are no Herman!
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« Reply #901 on: July 18, 2012, 05:00:16 AM »

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« Reply #902 on: July 18, 2012, 08:50:52 AM »

^ Hyperdox Herman can't even spell wisdom! laugh
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« Reply #903 on: July 18, 2012, 09:49:35 AM »

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« Reply #904 on: July 18, 2012, 09:57:39 AM »

"Still a catechumen. Has already switched jurisdictions"

I did that one.  Cheesy
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« Reply #905 on: July 18, 2012, 11:50:19 AM »

^ Hyperdox Herman can't even spell wisdom! laugh

No, you don't know how to spell widsom.
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« Reply #906 on: July 18, 2012, 01:05:35 PM »

^ Hyperdox Herman can't even spell wisdom! laugh

No, you don't know how to spell widsom.

He has scene the troo lite! He has received the heavenly widsom!
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« Reply #907 on: July 19, 2012, 04:15:54 PM »

-Hyperdox Herman-

Does not get offended when Christmas is shortened to 'X-Mas'
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« Reply #908 on: July 19, 2012, 04:55:00 PM »

-Hyperdox Herman-

Does not get offended when Christmas is shortened to 'X-Mas'

I would think he would get offended.
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« Reply #909 on: July 19, 2012, 04:58:05 PM »

I would think he would get offended.

He insists on XP-liturgy
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« Reply #910 on: July 21, 2012, 06:20:40 PM »

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« Reply #912 on: July 22, 2012, 12:24:32 PM »

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« Reply #913 on: July 22, 2012, 12:34:36 PM »

"it's over unto ages of age"

LOL
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« Reply #914 on: July 22, 2012, 03:18:34 PM »

Really, some great stuff keeps coming.

Of course the signal to noise ratio changes, but I always get at least one good laugh when I click on this thread and that is more than can be said about some TV comedies or even Hollywood comedies.


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« Reply #915 on: July 22, 2012, 04:10:30 PM »

And, still again, ...
That one was good!

P.S. What do you all thinking of creating an OO version of Hyperdox Herman?
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« Reply #916 on: July 22, 2012, 04:33:30 PM »

-Believes Oriental Orthodox are Monophysite heretics

-Chants the hymn 'monogenes'* during liturgy





*Attributed to Pat. Saint Severus of Antioch in the OO tradition
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« Reply #917 on: July 23, 2012, 03:22:39 AM »

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« Reply #918 on: July 23, 2012, 04:30:30 AM »



St. Genesius of Rome http://orthodoxwiki.org/Genesius_of_Rome
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We found two or three more Smiley
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« Reply #922 on: July 23, 2012, 02:34:30 PM »

I found the "Charles Robert" one funny for personal reasons. My godson was born "Charles Robert"; since he's not hyperdox, he took the name Thomas. Also, my non-Orthodox son-in-law is Charles Robert.
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« Reply #923 on: July 23, 2012, 02:54:19 PM »

And, still again, ...
That one was good!

P.S. What do you all thinking of creating an OO version of Hyperdox Herman?
Oh, I know! How about "Henophysite Hosni"?
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« Reply #924 on: July 23, 2012, 03:01:40 PM »

And, still again, ...
That one was good!

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« Reply #925 on: July 23, 2012, 03:11:24 PM »

Hyperdox Herman is posting on a different thread right now. I'll give you a clue:"the most sinful servant of God [...]" Grin
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« Reply #926 on: July 23, 2012, 06:14:29 PM »

And, still again, ...
That one was good!

P.S. What do you all thinking of creating an OO version of Hyperdox Herman?
Oh, I know! How about "Henophysite Hosni"?
I dunno, I'm still partial to Miaphysite Mina.
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« Reply #927 on: July 24, 2012, 12:55:07 AM »

Hyperdox Herman is posting on a different thread right now. I'll give you a clue:"the most sinful servant of God [...]" Grin
Yeah, I always wonder about someone who would boast about his sinfulness.
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« Reply #930 on: July 24, 2012, 12:58:31 PM »

I've done some cleaning up on the fb page.
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« Reply #931 on: July 24, 2012, 02:21:33 PM »

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« Reply #932 on: July 24, 2012, 02:22:25 PM »

Hyperdox Herman is posting on a different thread right now. I'll give you a clue:"the most sinful servant of God [...]" Grin
Yeah, I always wonder about someone who would boast about his sinfulness.

Well ... I think there are some people who can make it work, but I wouldn't blanketly recommend it.
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« Reply #935 on: July 25, 2012, 06:49:31 PM »

Happydox Herman:

-Overhears two men discussing if women should commune during menstruation.

-Walks away quickly.
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« Reply #936 on: July 25, 2012, 09:58:56 PM »

I can't help but laugh and admire at the FB page and then I see the actual "is outrage!!!" people... They take themselves way too seriously and really need to lighten up a bit.
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« Reply #939 on: July 27, 2012, 04:51:50 PM »

-He has has not died!
-He has reposed!
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« Reply #940 on: July 27, 2012, 05:32:51 PM »

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« Reply #941 on: July 27, 2012, 08:20:31 PM »

-He has has not died!

Nope, 940 posts and still going strong!
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« Reply #943 on: July 28, 2012, 07:25:30 PM »

Okay some of the comments are funny, but seriously, I wouldn't be poking fun at crossing with two fingers.  That tradition is WAY older than what any of you do today.  Just saying.  (unless some of you are old believers)
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« Reply #944 on: July 28, 2012, 07:31:20 PM »

Okay some of the comments are funny, but seriously, I wouldn't be poking fun at crossing with two fingers.  That tradition is WAY older than what any of you do today.  Just saying.  (unless some of you are old believers)
The OOs cross with three fingers and we were separated from the Byzantines 1500 years ago. It is also highly unlikely we were influenced by those few who crossed themselves with two fingers. Thus, the fact that the OO preserve this practice indicates to me that it is an ancient tradition. And even if the two finger practice is the older one, it is not a valid reason to create schism over.
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