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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #900 on: July 18, 2012, 02:04:35 AM »
Holy Greece, Holy Russia, Holy Serbia,

have mercy on us!

Is outrage!
Where is Holy Ukraine?

The Ukraine is part of Holy Russia. ;)

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« Reply #901 on: July 18, 2012, 05:00:16 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #902 on: July 18, 2012, 08:50:52 AM »
^ Hyperdox Herman can't even spell wisdom! :laugh:
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« Reply #903 on: July 18, 2012, 09:49:35 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #904 on: July 18, 2012, 09:57:39 AM »
"Still a catechumen. Has already switched jurisdictions"

I did that one.  :D
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« Reply #905 on: July 18, 2012, 11:50:19 AM »
^ Hyperdox Herman can't even spell wisdom! :laugh:

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« Reply #906 on: July 18, 2012, 01:05:35 PM »
^ Hyperdox Herman can't even spell wisdom! :laugh:

No, you don't know how to spell widsom.

He has scene the troo lite! He has received the heavenly widsom!

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #907 on: July 19, 2012, 04:15:54 PM »
-Hyperdox Herman-

Does not get offended when Christmas is shortened to 'X-Mas'
...Or it's just possible he's a mouthy young man on an internet forum.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #908 on: July 19, 2012, 04:55:00 PM »
-Hyperdox Herman-

Does not get offended when Christmas is shortened to 'X-Mas'

I would think he would get offended.
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« Reply #909 on: July 19, 2012, 04:58:05 PM »
I would think he would get offended.

He insists on XP-liturgy

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« Reply #910 on: July 21, 2012, 06:20:40 PM »
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« Reply #911 on: July 22, 2012, 08:06:56 AM »
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« Reply #912 on: July 22, 2012, 12:24:32 PM »
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« Reply #913 on: July 22, 2012, 12:34:36 PM »
"it's over unto ages of age"

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« Reply #914 on: July 22, 2012, 03:18:34 PM »
Really, some great stuff keeps coming.

Of course the signal to noise ratio changes, but I always get at least one good laugh when I click on this thread and that is more than can be said about some TV comedies or even Hollywood comedies.


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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #915 on: July 22, 2012, 04:10:30 PM »
And, still again, ...
That one was good!

P.S. What do you all thinking of creating an OO version of Hyperdox Herman?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #916 on: July 22, 2012, 04:33:30 PM »
-Believes Oriental Orthodox are Monophysite heretics

-Chants the hymn 'monogenes'* during liturgy





*Attributed to Pat. Saint Severus of Antioch in the OO tradition
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #917 on: July 23, 2012, 03:22:39 AM »
- Thinks the agpeya is a modern renovationist prayer cycle formulated by those pesky Copts.

- Thinks Greeks are also modern renovationists and so attends the only "True" orthodox parish in the world which just so happens to be in America.
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« Reply #920 on: July 23, 2012, 12:54:43 PM »
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« Reply #921 on: July 23, 2012, 12:55:00 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #922 on: July 23, 2012, 02:34:30 PM »
I found the "Charles Robert" one funny for personal reasons. My godson was born "Charles Robert"; since he's not hyperdox, he took the name Thomas. Also, my non-Orthodox son-in-law is Charles Robert.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #923 on: July 23, 2012, 02:54:19 PM »
And, still again, ...
That one was good!

P.S. What do you all thinking of creating an OO version of Hyperdox Herman?
Oh, I know! How about "Henophysite Hosni"?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #924 on: July 23, 2012, 03:01:40 PM »
And, still again, ...
That one was good!

P.S. What do you all thinking of creating an OO version of Hyperdox Herman?
Oh, I know! How about "Henophysite Hosni"?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #925 on: July 23, 2012, 03:11:24 PM »
Hyperdox Herman is posting on a different thread right now. I'll give you a clue:"the most sinful servant of God [...]" ;D

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #926 on: July 23, 2012, 06:14:29 PM »
And, still again, ...
That one was good!

P.S. What do you all thinking of creating an OO version of Hyperdox Herman?
Oh, I know! How about "Henophysite Hosni"?
I dunno, I'm still partial to Miaphysite Mina.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #927 on: July 24, 2012, 12:55:07 AM »
Hyperdox Herman is posting on a different thread right now. I'll give you a clue:"the most sinful servant of God [...]" ;D
Yeah, I always wonder about someone who would boast about his sinfulness.
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« Reply #928 on: July 24, 2012, 07:05:01 AM »
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« Reply #929 on: July 24, 2012, 07:05:39 AM »
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« Reply #930 on: July 24, 2012, 12:58:31 PM »
I've done some cleaning up on the fb page.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #932 on: July 24, 2012, 02:22:25 PM »
Hyperdox Herman is posting on a different thread right now. I'll give you a clue:"the most sinful servant of God [...]" ;D
Yeah, I always wonder about someone who would boast about his sinfulness.

Well ... I think there are some people who can make it work, but I wouldn't blanketly recommend it.
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« Reply #933 on: July 25, 2012, 05:33:05 PM »
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« Reply #934 on: July 25, 2012, 05:33:40 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #935 on: July 25, 2012, 06:49:31 PM »
Happydox Herman:

-Overhears two men discussing if women should commune during menstruation.

-Walks away quickly.
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« Reply #936 on: July 25, 2012, 09:58:56 PM »
I can't help but laugh and admire at the FB page and then I see the actual "is outrage!!!" people... They take themselves way too seriously and really need to lighten up a bit.

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« Reply #937 on: July 27, 2012, 09:41:55 AM »
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« Reply #938 on: July 27, 2012, 02:27:52 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #939 on: July 27, 2012, 04:51:50 PM »
-He has has not died!
-He has reposed!
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« Reply #940 on: July 27, 2012, 05:32:51 PM »
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« Reply #941 on: July 27, 2012, 08:20:31 PM »
-He has has not died!

Nope, 940 posts and still going strong!
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« Reply #942 on: July 28, 2012, 06:47:13 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #943 on: July 28, 2012, 07:25:30 PM »
Okay some of the comments are funny, but seriously, I wouldn't be poking fun at crossing with two fingers.  That tradition is WAY older than what any of you do today.  Just saying.  (unless some of you are old believers)
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« Reply #944 on: July 28, 2012, 07:31:20 PM »
Okay some of the comments are funny, but seriously, I wouldn't be poking fun at crossing with two fingers.  That tradition is WAY older than what any of you do today.  Just saying.  (unless some of you are old believers)
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