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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #720 on: June 09, 2012, 03:26:56 PM »
Happydox Herman again

If I had mod/admin powers I would mute you for these posts. Completely disgusting. Also off topic. Where are the mods?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #721 on: June 09, 2012, 04:56:20 PM »
Dude, Michael


http://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/info

take me off the bio, braugh.  ;D
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #722 on: June 09, 2012, 04:59:54 PM »
Happydox Herman again

If I had mod/admin powers I would mute you for these posts. Completely disgusting. Also off topic. Where are the mods?
Please tell me you're joking.

It was a joke. Sort of. I wouldn't mute him, that part wasn't serious. However, I would most assuredly split the offending posts off and start a new thread with a title like "Some people can't stay on topic so this thread is for them".  :police:

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #723 on: June 09, 2012, 05:30:11 PM »
Dude, Michael


http://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/info

take me off the bio, braugh.  ;D

Done but I thought you'd like to get some credits.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #724 on: June 09, 2012, 05:52:25 PM »
Dude, Michael


http://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/info

take me off the bio, braugh.  ;D

Done but I thought you'd like to get some credits.

Nick doesn't understand there is no such thing as bad press.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #725 on: June 09, 2012, 05:54:16 PM »
Dude, Michael


http://www.facebook.com/HyperdoxHerman/info

take me off the bio, braugh.  ;D

Done but I thought you'd like to get some credits.

Nick doesn't understand there is no such thing as bad press.

Well and wisely said, Despota.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #726 on: June 10, 2012, 10:59:30 AM »
Humor?

Latin innovation!
The user should probably be sleeping by now.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #727 on: June 10, 2012, 11:03:14 AM »
and again
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #728 on: June 10, 2012, 11:35:41 AM »
Michal,

I am sorry but "Happydox Herman" is not funny at all. It is too serious and pedagogical, no humour involved, and simply boring. If you really feel the need to do this, couldn't it please go to its own thread? It is destroying all the fun here.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #729 on: June 10, 2012, 02:22:57 PM »
Michal,

I am sorry but "Happydox Herman" is not funny at all.

Funnydox Phil?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #730 on: June 10, 2012, 02:42:03 PM »
Michal,

I am sorry but "Happydox Herman" is not funny at all.

Funnydox Phil?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #731 on: June 10, 2012, 03:14:15 PM »
How about

"Funnydox Fanny: Uses only Church-approved emoticons."
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #732 on: June 10, 2012, 03:55:28 PM »
I'm lazy someone do one stating HH hates the printing press but uploaded his picture on the internet.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #733 on: June 10, 2012, 04:36:05 PM »
I'm lazy someone do one stating HH hates the printing press but uploaded his picture on the internet.

HH? Boy you are lazy!
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #734 on: June 11, 2012, 03:47:13 AM »
again
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #735 on: June 11, 2012, 03:49:38 AM »
I'm lazy someone do one stating HH hates the printing press but uploaded his picture on the internet.

HH? Boy you are lazy!
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #736 on: June 11, 2012, 06:44:58 AM »
I'm lazy someone do one stating HH hates the printing press but uploaded his picture on the internet.

HH? Boy you are lazy!
ur rite, im 2 lazy 2 typ
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #737 on: June 11, 2012, 11:51:03 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #738 on: June 11, 2012, 12:24:56 PM »
i think happydox herman has potential

without the pedagogics

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #739 on: June 11, 2012, 03:09:09 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #741 on: June 11, 2012, 04:52:23 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #742 on: June 11, 2012, 05:04:51 PM »
I think Happydox Herman is brilliant. It's like the "anti-joke" of Hyperdox Herman.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #743 on: June 11, 2012, 05:16:15 PM »
my bad, this one I wanted to post:
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #744 on: June 11, 2012, 06:07:26 PM »
Why did Constantinople get the works?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #745 on: June 12, 2012, 03:35:23 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #746 on: June 12, 2012, 06:48:15 AM »
my bad, this one I wanted to post:

LOL, Michal - not to worry. Pulling pews out of the floor can never be done often enough - I know, Herman told me so :D

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #748 on: June 12, 2012, 04:38:46 PM »
I wonder if this guy knows that we're doing this.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #749 on: June 12, 2012, 06:06:51 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #750 on: June 12, 2012, 06:21:05 PM »
Sees repeat of Hyperdox Herman he saw before ...

okay, I'm still trying to come up with a punchline.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #751 on: June 12, 2012, 06:41:39 PM »
Sees repeat of Hyperdox Herman he saw before ...

okay, I'm still trying to come up with a punchline.

Technically, every Hyperdox Herman should be done 3 times (or 12). Michael's finally starting to get it right.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #752 on: June 12, 2012, 07:04:36 PM »
"defends slavery"
"heard monasteries in Moldova owned slaves"

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #753 on: June 12, 2012, 11:21:56 PM »
my bad, this one I wanted to post:

fiiiiiinally, a funny one!

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #754 on: June 13, 2012, 12:06:39 AM »
Sees repeat of Hyperdox Herman he saw before ...

okay, I'm still trying to come up with a punchline.

Technically, every Hyperdox Herman should be done 3 times (or 12). Michael's finally starting to get it right.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #755 on: June 13, 2012, 02:49:37 AM »
"defends slavery"
"heard monasteries in Moldova owned slaves"

Actually, that would be quite cool, but the other way around:

"Heard monasteries in the Old Country owned slaves"

"Calls slavery part of Orthodox Tradition"

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #756 on: June 13, 2012, 01:25:56 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #757 on: June 13, 2012, 02:00:39 PM »
Or better yet: "hears monasteries in Moldova owned slaves" "Ascribes it to the "western captivity" "

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #758 on: June 13, 2012, 02:04:06 PM »
Or better yet: "hears monasteries in Moldova owned slaves" "Ascribes it to the "western captivity" "

Or even better yet:

"Reads Augustin's posts on OC.net"

"Presents himself in chains to the Brotherhood of St. Herman of Alaska"
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #759 on: June 14, 2012, 04:23:54 AM »
this one is great
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #760 on: June 14, 2012, 04:28:56 AM »
this one is great

Even better if the second line read "ten bishops and three parishes".  :o :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #761 on: June 14, 2012, 04:44:28 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #762 on: June 14, 2012, 06:53:27 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #763 on: June 14, 2012, 07:32:03 AM »
again ...
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #764 on: June 14, 2012, 07:44:21 AM »
and yet again ...
"Not only is it unnecessary to adopt the customs of the Latin Rite to manifest one's Catholicism, it is an offense against the unity of the Church."

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