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« Reply #720 on: June 09, 2012, 03:26:56 PM » |
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Happydox Herman again
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« Reply #722 on: June 09, 2012, 04:59:54 PM » |
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Happydox Herman again
If I had mod/admin powers I would mute you for these posts. Completely disgusting. Also off topic. Where are the mods? It was a joke. Sort of. I wouldn't mute him, that part wasn't serious. However, I would most assuredly split the offending posts off and start a new thread with a title like "Some people can't stay on topic so this thread is for them".  PMing you about discussing a moderator's comments in public so you can edit them before getting a warning. |
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« Reply #724 on: June 09, 2012, 05:52:25 PM » |
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« Reply #725 on: June 09, 2012, 05:54:16 PM » |
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« Reply #726 on: June 10, 2012, 10:59:30 AM » |
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« Reply #728 on: June 10, 2012, 11:35:41 AM » |
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I am sorry but "Happydox Herman" is not funny at all. It is too serious and pedagogical, no humour involved, and simply boring. If you really feel the need to do this, couldn't it please go to its own thread? It is destroying all the fun here.
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« Reply #729 on: June 10, 2012, 02:22:57 PM » |
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Michal,
I am sorry but "Happydox Herman" is not funny at all.
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« Reply #730 on: June 10, 2012, 02:42:03 PM » |
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Michal,
I am sorry but "Happydox Herman" is not funny at all.
Funnydox Phil? How about Fakeodox Fanourios? I admit it's a little cheap because it's so easy: -Why yes, the Anglo-Catholic Celtic Orthodox Church-Charleston Patriarchate is very traditional... ...just ask our bishop's wife! Or: -MY CHURCH DOES NOT JUST EXIST ON THE INTERNET! -You are welcome to come by my garage cathedral any time. |
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« Reply #731 on: June 10, 2012, 03:14:15 PM » |
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How about
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« Reply #733 on: June 10, 2012, 04:36:05 PM » |
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« Reply #738 on: June 11, 2012, 12:24:56 PM » |
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i think happydox herman has potential
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« Reply #742 on: June 11, 2012, 05:04:51 PM » |
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« Reply #743 on: June 11, 2012, 05:16:15 PM » |
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« Reply #746 on: June 12, 2012, 06:48:15 AM » |
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my bad, this one I wanted to post: LOL, Michal - not to worry. Pulling pews out of the floor can never be done often enough - I know, Herman told me so Many years, Neil |
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Sees repeat of Hyperdox Herman he saw before ...
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Or better yet: "hears monasteries in Moldova owned slaves" "Ascribes it to the "western captivity" "
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