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« Reply #675 on: June 07, 2012, 04:20:15 PM »


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« Reply #676 on: June 07, 2012, 04:21:04 PM »

Diablo 3 is a new American English term for lonely girlfriends and wives  laugh

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If they are in my area code, I assure you they ain't lonely.

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Care to take mine off my hands?

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« Reply #677 on: June 07, 2012, 04:31:29 PM »

Congratulations to Nick for creating a monster which has found himself being attacked outside this website.


Oh my, that was a fun read.

All the talk about how no saint had ever been a comedian reminded me of Efigenio Essene.


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« Reply #678 on: June 07, 2012, 04:55:03 PM »

You sure do like to tell us what we should write and what we shouldn't write, Orthonorm. Alright, I'll play along...what is wrong with meme? It seems to me like a very reasonable extension of the original meaning.

Yeah, I do that a lot.

Notice, it was a request like always. Replete with a pretty please.

Contribute to further descent into madness of another and keep using it as you wish.

But I will not disturb the humorocity of this thread by attempting to have a ridiculous discussion of the use of the word meme.

I will carry on with humility this great weight I bear.

'Sides, between sleep and work, I can barely put two thoughts together.

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« Reply #679 on: June 07, 2012, 04:57:46 PM »

That's the only possible thing I can understand for him to be so upset with it.
Some of the vulgar un-funny hermans on the facebook should never have been put up. Like the masturbation ones.

Hence my use of the word monster. You have learned the lesson of poor Dr. Frankenstein.

Herman Monster will soon drown a child.

See you in the news.
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« Reply #680 on: June 07, 2012, 04:58:14 PM »

'Sides, between sleep and work, I can barely put two thoughts together.

Very understandable... sleep can be mentally taxing.

Wait, wut?

Wait, "wait, wut" is a meme. Wut?
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« Reply #681 on: June 07, 2012, 05:15:00 PM »

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« Reply #682 on: June 07, 2012, 06:18:59 PM »

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« Reply #683 on: June 07, 2012, 06:56:05 PM »

That's the only possible thing I can understand for him to be so upset with it.
Some of the vulgar un-funny hermans on the facebook should never have been put up. Like the masturbation ones.

I think the masturbation ones are funny when they're subtle. I don't know why....
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« Reply #684 on: June 08, 2012, 05:00:16 AM »

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« Reply #685 on: June 08, 2012, 05:00:48 AM »

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« Reply #686 on: June 08, 2012, 05:56:24 AM »

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« Reply #687 on: June 08, 2012, 07:55:41 AM »

Who is in the picture anyways?
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« Reply #688 on: June 08, 2012, 09:37:18 AM »

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« Reply #689 on: June 08, 2012, 09:42:50 AM »

Who is in the picture anyways?

Some poor random fellow who uploaded a picture of himself with a beard.
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« Reply #690 on: June 08, 2012, 10:30:18 AM »

Who is in the picture anyways?

Some poor random fellow who uploaded a picture of himself with a beard.

I wonder if he has seen this yet?
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« Reply #691 on: June 08, 2012, 02:32:46 PM »

LOL someone hates Hyperdox Herman yet ironically acts like one:
http://www.facebook.com/brian.j.burnett.3/posts/574399033323

Great job Michal.


And then there are those who claim not to be Hyperdox Hermans, but are just as judgmental.
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« Reply #692 on: June 08, 2012, 02:58:04 PM »

Another thread just gave me an idea. Someone artistically inclined could do hyperdox herman chick tracks.

One would be about holding hands at a protestant service. Another would be about watching E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.

And don't forget one about the new Calendar, which inadvertently causes Billy and Trish Alexanderov to stumble into an occult wiccan celebration of saturnalia.
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« Reply #693 on: June 08, 2012, 03:25:18 PM »

Another thread just gave me an idea. Someone artistically inclined could do hyperdox herman chick tracks.

One would be about holding hands at a protestant service. Another would be about watching E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.

And don't forget one about the new Calendar, which inadvertently causes Billy and Trish Alexanderov to stumble into an occult wiccan celebration of saturnalia.

With quotes from Fr Seraphim Rose's Orthodoxy and the Religion of the Future in place of the KJV.
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« Reply #694 on: June 08, 2012, 03:50:15 PM »

Another thread just gave me an idea. Someone artistically inclined could do hyperdox herman chick tracks.

One would be about holding hands at a protestant service. Another would be about watching E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.

And don't forget one about the new Calendar, which inadvertently causes Billy and Trish Alexanderov to stumble into an occult wiccan celebration of saturnalia.

With quotes from Fr Seraphim Rose's Orthodoxy and the Religion of the Future in place of the KJV.

Well, we can directly quote the E.T. Portions of "Living an Orthodox Worldview".
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« Reply #695 on: June 08, 2012, 03:51:02 PM »

Another thread just gave me an idea. Someone artistically inclined could do hyperdox herman chick tracks.

One would be about holding hands at a protestant service. Another would be about watching E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.

And don't forget one about the new Calendar, which inadvertently causes Billy and Trish Alexanderov to stumble into an occult wiccan celebration of saturnalia.
if someone gives me the storyline, i will see what i can do
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« Reply #696 on: June 08, 2012, 03:54:20 PM »

Another thread just gave me an idea. Someone artistically inclined could do hyperdox herman chick tracks.

One would be about holding hands at a protestant service. Another would be about watching E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.

And don't forget one about the new Calendar, which inadvertently causes Billy and Trish Alexanderov to stumble into an occult wiccan celebration of saturnalia.
if someone gives me the storyline, i will see what i can do

Sounds right up my alley. I'd do the artwork myself, but drawing takes me longer than simple scripting, and I have enough taking up my time with work and school. PM me the best email address to send you .docs of scripts and we'll get to work.
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« Reply #697 on: June 08, 2012, 07:37:16 PM »

Another thread just gave me an idea. Someone artistically inclined could do hyperdox herman chick tracks.

One would be about holding hands at a protestant service. Another would be about watching E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.

And don't forget one about the new Calendar, which inadvertently causes Billy and Trish Alexanderov to stumble into an occult wiccan celebration of saturnalia.
if someone gives me the storyline, i will see what i can do

Sounds right up my alley. I'd do the artwork myself, but drawing takes me longer than simple scripting, and I have enough taking up my time with work and school. PM me the best email address to send you .docs of scripts and we'll get to work.

Perhaps you could do a modified version of an existing tract, e.g. Stinky.
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« Reply #698 on: June 08, 2012, 08:50:52 PM »

Another thread just gave me an idea. Someone artistically inclined could do hyperdox herman chick tracks.

One would be about holding hands at a protestant service. Another would be about watching E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.

And don't forget one about the new Calendar, which inadvertently causes Billy and Trish Alexanderov to stumble into an occult wiccan celebration of saturnalia.

This is a brilliant idea.
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« Reply #699 on: June 09, 2012, 12:40:52 AM »

Another thread just gave me an idea. Someone artistically inclined could do hyperdox herman chick tracks.

One would be about holding hands at a protestant service. Another would be about watching E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.

And don't forget one about the new Calendar, which inadvertently causes Billy and Trish Alexanderov to stumble into an occult wiccan celebration of saturnalia.
if someone gives me the storyline, i will see what i can do

Sounds right up my alley. I'd do the artwork myself, but drawing takes me longer than simple scripting, and I have enough taking up my time with work and school. PM me the best email address to send you .docs of scripts and we'll get to work.

Perhaps you could do a modified version of an existing tract, e.g. Stinky.
I like how characters within Chick tracts use and reference Chick tracts, while other Chick tracts seem to take place within a single fictional universe. I wonder if anybody's made any serious effort to determine the levels of reality withing Chick tracks.
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« Reply #700 on: June 09, 2012, 02:37:30 AM »

What's Hyperdox Herman's stance on buying wine, beer, etc. made by Catholic monks?

Was wondering about that.
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« Reply #701 on: June 09, 2012, 03:14:06 AM »

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« Reply #702 on: June 09, 2012, 03:20:51 AM »

The first two are kind of...weird to be Hyperdox Herman
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« Reply #703 on: June 09, 2012, 03:44:41 AM »

The first two are kind of...weird to be Hyperdox Herman
Hyperdox Herman got better.

Anyways, try:

--Refuses to buy wine & beers made by Catholic monks

--Drinks champagne
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« Reply #704 on: June 09, 2012, 04:09:46 AM »

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« Reply #705 on: June 09, 2012, 06:18:17 AM »

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So the new image is Hyperdox Herman finally doing things right?

Also, thanks for doing my suggestion.
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« Reply #706 on: June 09, 2012, 07:04:14 AM »

So the new image is Hyperdox Herman finally doing things right?

Meaning he is no longer Hyperdox Herman. Just Herman. Or Mark.
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« Reply #707 on: June 09, 2012, 07:06:16 AM »

Come on, if he is doing things right, where is all the fun?

I guess I have to start an "Old Hyperdox Herman" jurisdiction.
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« Reply #708 on: June 09, 2012, 08:02:48 AM »

So the new image is Hyperdox Herman finally doing things right?

Meaning he is no longer Hyperdox Herman. Just Herman.

That's lame! How about Herman Has-been-Hyperdox?
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« Reply #709 on: June 09, 2012, 08:03:42 AM »

I guess I have to start an "Old Hyperdox Herman" jurisdiction.

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« Reply #710 on: June 09, 2012, 11:26:21 AM »

Come on, if he is doing things right, where is all the fun?

I guess I have to start an "Old Hyperdox Herman" jurisdiction.
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« Reply #711 on: June 09, 2012, 12:26:02 PM »

Come on, if he is doing things right, where is all the fun?

I guess I have to start an "Old Hyperdox Herman" jurisdiction.

I have already founded the Genuine Old Calendar Hyperdox jurisdiction, so you are obviously a graceless schismatic.
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« Reply #712 on: June 09, 2012, 12:33:27 PM »

Happydox Herman again
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« Reply #713 on: June 09, 2012, 01:08:31 PM »

Happydox Herman again

Is outrage!

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« Reply #714 on: June 09, 2012, 01:15:44 PM »

Happydox Herman again

If I had mod/admin powers I would mute you for these posts. Completely disgusting. Also off topic. Where are the mods?
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« Reply #715 on: June 09, 2012, 02:13:11 PM »

Hmmm... I don't know about this "Happydox" business, but I can't think of any objections to "Hypodox".
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« Reply #716 on: June 09, 2012, 02:26:57 PM »

Happydox Herman again

If I had mod/admin powers I would mute you for these posts. Completely disgusting. Also off topic. Where are the mods?
Please tell me you're joking.
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« Reply #717 on: June 09, 2012, 02:54:11 PM »

Has "Hydrox Herman" been invented? If so, how's that series doing?
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« Reply #718 on: June 09, 2012, 03:08:55 PM »

Happydox Herman again

If I had mod/admin powers I would mute you for these posts. Completely disgusting. Also off topic. Where are the mods?
Please tell me you're joking.

It was a joke. Sort of. I wouldn't mute him, that part wasn't serious. However, I would most assuredly split the offending posts off and start a new thread with a title like "Some people can't stay on topic so this thread is for them".  police
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« Reply #719 on: June 09, 2012, 03:25:33 PM »

Has "Hydrox Herman" been invented? If so, how's that series doing?

We'd have to Photoshop in a thing of cookies and milk.  Wink
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