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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #675 on: June 07, 2012, 04:20:15 PM »

-Reads from HTM prayerbook in front of Dormition Skete icons.

LOL amazing.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #676 on: June 07, 2012, 04:21:04 PM »
Diablo 3 is a new American English term for lonely girlfriends and wives  :laugh:

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If they are in my area code, I assure you they ain't lonely.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #677 on: June 07, 2012, 04:31:29 PM »
Congratulations to Nick for creating a monster which has found himself being attacked outside this website.


Oh my, that was a fun read.

All the talk about how no saint had ever been a comedian reminded me of Efigenio Essene.


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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #678 on: June 07, 2012, 04:55:03 PM »
You sure do like to tell us what we should write and what we shouldn't write, Orthonorm. Alright, I'll play along...what is wrong with meme? It seems to me like a very reasonable extension of the original meaning.

Yeah, I do that a lot.

Notice, it was a request like always. Replete with a pretty please.

Contribute to further descent into madness of another and keep using it as you wish.

But I will not disturb the humorocity of this thread by attempting to have a ridiculous discussion of the use of the word meme.

I will carry on with humility this great weight I bear.

'Sides, between sleep and work, I can barely put two thoughts together.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #679 on: June 07, 2012, 04:57:46 PM »
That's the only possible thing I can understand for him to be so upset with it.
Some of the vulgar un-funny hermans on the facebook should never have been put up. Like the masturbation ones.

Hence my use of the word monster. You have learned the lesson of poor Dr. Frankenstein.

Herman Monster will soon drown a child.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #680 on: June 07, 2012, 04:58:14 PM »
'Sides, between sleep and work, I can barely put two thoughts together.

Very understandable... sleep can be mentally taxing.

Wait, wut?

Wait, "wait, wut" is a meme. Wut?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #681 on: June 07, 2012, 05:15:00 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #682 on: June 07, 2012, 06:18:59 PM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #683 on: June 07, 2012, 06:56:05 PM »
That's the only possible thing I can understand for him to be so upset with it.
Some of the vulgar un-funny hermans on the facebook should never have been put up. Like the masturbation ones.

I think the masturbation ones are funny when they're subtle. I don't know why....
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #684 on: June 08, 2012, 05:00:16 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #685 on: June 08, 2012, 05:00:48 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #686 on: June 08, 2012, 05:56:24 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #687 on: June 08, 2012, 07:55:41 AM »
Who is in the picture anyways?

I'm going to need this.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #688 on: June 08, 2012, 09:37:18 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #689 on: June 08, 2012, 09:42:50 AM »
Who is in the picture anyways?

Some poor random fellow who uploaded a picture of himself with a beard.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #690 on: June 08, 2012, 10:30:18 AM »
Who is in the picture anyways?

Some poor random fellow who uploaded a picture of himself with a beard.

I wonder if he has seen this yet?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #691 on: June 08, 2012, 02:32:46 PM »
LOL someone hates Hyperdox Herman yet ironically acts like one:
http://www.facebook.com/brian.j.burnett.3/posts/574399033323

Great job Michal.


And then there are those who claim not to be Hyperdox Hermans, but are just as judgmental.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #692 on: June 08, 2012, 02:58:04 PM »
Another thread just gave me an idea. Someone artistically inclined could do hyperdox herman chick tracks.

One would be about holding hands at a protestant service. Another would be about watching E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.

And don't forget one about the new Calendar, which inadvertently causes Billy and Trish Alexanderov to stumble into an occult wiccan celebration of saturnalia.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #693 on: June 08, 2012, 03:25:18 PM »
Another thread just gave me an idea. Someone artistically inclined could do hyperdox herman chick tracks.

One would be about holding hands at a protestant service. Another would be about watching E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.

And don't forget one about the new Calendar, which inadvertently causes Billy and Trish Alexanderov to stumble into an occult wiccan celebration of saturnalia.

With quotes from Fr Seraphim Rose's Orthodoxy and the Religion of the Future in place of the KJV.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #694 on: June 08, 2012, 03:50:15 PM »
Another thread just gave me an idea. Someone artistically inclined could do hyperdox herman chick tracks.

One would be about holding hands at a protestant service. Another would be about watching E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.

And don't forget one about the new Calendar, which inadvertently causes Billy and Trish Alexanderov to stumble into an occult wiccan celebration of saturnalia.

With quotes from Fr Seraphim Rose's Orthodoxy and the Religion of the Future in place of the KJV.

Well, we can directly quote the E.T. Portions of "Living an Orthodox Worldview".
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #695 on: June 08, 2012, 03:51:02 PM »
Another thread just gave me an idea. Someone artistically inclined could do hyperdox herman chick tracks.

One would be about holding hands at a protestant service. Another would be about watching E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.

And don't forget one about the new Calendar, which inadvertently causes Billy and Trish Alexanderov to stumble into an occult wiccan celebration of saturnalia.
if someone gives me the storyline, i will see what i can do

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #696 on: June 08, 2012, 03:54:20 PM »
Another thread just gave me an idea. Someone artistically inclined could do hyperdox herman chick tracks.

One would be about holding hands at a protestant service. Another would be about watching E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.

And don't forget one about the new Calendar, which inadvertently causes Billy and Trish Alexanderov to stumble into an occult wiccan celebration of saturnalia.
if someone gives me the storyline, i will see what i can do

Sounds right up my alley. I'd do the artwork myself, but drawing takes me longer than simple scripting, and I have enough taking up my time with work and school. PM me the best email address to send you .docs of scripts and we'll get to work.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #697 on: June 08, 2012, 07:37:16 PM »
Another thread just gave me an idea. Someone artistically inclined could do hyperdox herman chick tracks.

One would be about holding hands at a protestant service. Another would be about watching E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.

And don't forget one about the new Calendar, which inadvertently causes Billy and Trish Alexanderov to stumble into an occult wiccan celebration of saturnalia.
if someone gives me the storyline, i will see what i can do

Sounds right up my alley. I'd do the artwork myself, but drawing takes me longer than simple scripting, and I have enough taking up my time with work and school. PM me the best email address to send you .docs of scripts and we'll get to work.

Perhaps you could do a modified version of an existing tract, e.g. Stinky.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #698 on: June 08, 2012, 08:50:52 PM »
Another thread just gave me an idea. Someone artistically inclined could do hyperdox herman chick tracks.

One would be about holding hands at a protestant service. Another would be about watching E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.

And don't forget one about the new Calendar, which inadvertently causes Billy and Trish Alexanderov to stumble into an occult wiccan celebration of saturnalia.

This is a brilliant idea.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #699 on: June 09, 2012, 12:40:52 AM »
Another thread just gave me an idea. Someone artistically inclined could do hyperdox herman chick tracks.

One would be about holding hands at a protestant service. Another would be about watching E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial.

And don't forget one about the new Calendar, which inadvertently causes Billy and Trish Alexanderov to stumble into an occult wiccan celebration of saturnalia.
if someone gives me the storyline, i will see what i can do

Sounds right up my alley. I'd do the artwork myself, but drawing takes me longer than simple scripting, and I have enough taking up my time with work and school. PM me the best email address to send you .docs of scripts and we'll get to work.

Perhaps you could do a modified version of an existing tract, e.g. Stinky.
I like how characters within Chick tracts use and reference Chick tracts, while other Chick tracts seem to take place within a single fictional universe. I wonder if anybody's made any serious effort to determine the levels of reality withing Chick tracks.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #700 on: June 09, 2012, 02:37:30 AM »
What's Hyperdox Herman's stance on buying wine, beer, etc. made by Catholic monks?

Was wondering about that.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #701 on: June 09, 2012, 03:14:06 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #702 on: June 09, 2012, 03:20:51 AM »
The first two are kind of...weird to be Hyperdox Herman
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #703 on: June 09, 2012, 03:44:41 AM »
The first two are kind of...weird to be Hyperdox Herman
Hyperdox Herman got better.

Anyways, try:

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--Drinks champagne
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #704 on: June 09, 2012, 04:09:46 AM »
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #705 on: June 09, 2012, 06:18:17 AM »
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So the new image is Hyperdox Herman finally doing things right?

Also, thanks for doing my suggestion.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #706 on: June 09, 2012, 07:04:14 AM »
So the new image is Hyperdox Herman finally doing things right?

Meaning he is no longer Hyperdox Herman. Just Herman. Or Mark.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #707 on: June 09, 2012, 07:06:16 AM »
Come on, if he is doing things right, where is all the fun?

I guess I have to start an "Old Hyperdox Herman" jurisdiction.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #708 on: June 09, 2012, 08:02:48 AM »
So the new image is Hyperdox Herman finally doing things right?

Meaning he is no longer Hyperdox Herman. Just Herman.

That's lame! How about Herman Has-been-Hyperdox?
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« Reply #709 on: June 09, 2012, 08:03:42 AM »
I guess I have to start an "Old Hyperdox Herman" jurisdiction.

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #710 on: June 09, 2012, 11:26:21 AM »
Come on, if he is doing things right, where is all the fun?

I guess I have to start an "Old Hyperdox Herman" jurisdiction.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #711 on: June 09, 2012, 12:26:02 PM »
Come on, if he is doing things right, where is all the fun?

I guess I have to start an "Old Hyperdox Herman" jurisdiction.

I have already founded the Genuine Old Calendar Hyperdox jurisdiction, so you are obviously a graceless schismatic.
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #712 on: June 09, 2012, 12:33:27 PM »
Happydox Herman again

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #713 on: June 09, 2012, 01:08:31 PM »
Happydox Herman again

Is outrage!

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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #714 on: June 09, 2012, 01:15:44 PM »
Happydox Herman again

If I had mod/admin powers I would mute you for these posts. Completely disgusting. Also off topic. Where are the mods?
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« Reply #715 on: June 09, 2012, 02:13:11 PM »
Hmmm... I don't know about this "Happydox" business, but I can't think of any objections to "Hypodox".
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #716 on: June 09, 2012, 02:26:57 PM »
Happydox Herman again

If I had mod/admin powers I would mute you for these posts. Completely disgusting. Also off topic. Where are the mods?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #717 on: June 09, 2012, 02:54:11 PM »
Has "Hydrox Herman" been invented? If so, how's that series doing?
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #718 on: June 09, 2012, 03:08:55 PM »
Happydox Herman again

If I had mod/admin powers I would mute you for these posts. Completely disgusting. Also off topic. Where are the mods?
Please tell me you're joking.

It was a joke. Sort of. I wouldn't mute him, that part wasn't serious. However, I would most assuredly split the offending posts off and start a new thread with a title like "Some people can't stay on topic so this thread is for them".  :police:
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Re: Hyperdox Herman
« Reply #719 on: June 09, 2012, 03:25:33 PM »
Has "Hydrox Herman" been invented? If so, how's that series doing?

We'd have to Photoshop in a thing of cookies and milk.  ;)
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