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« Reply #630 on: May 21, 2012, 01:59:15 PM »

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« Reply #631 on: May 21, 2012, 02:03:34 PM »

Diablo 3 is a new American English term for lonely girlfriends and wives  laugh

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If they are in my area code, I assure you they ain't lonely.

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« Reply #632 on: May 21, 2012, 02:58:30 PM »


While I was meditating one night I was given a revelation.  I found that if you put a night stand or something of the sort in the corner, you can actually lean the Icons up against the wall and not have to drill any holes at all!  They just stand there as if they are held up by their very Holy nature!  I put my four Icons up against the wall - Our Lord and Savoir, the Blessed Theotokos, St. Nicholas and St. Joseph.  My bottle of holy water is in the corner, and the censor and candle go in front.

Best of all, my new room is larger so I could put the bed in the middle and now my Glock and deodorant have their own shelf apart from the Icons and religious bits!   
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« Reply #633 on: May 21, 2012, 03:12:48 PM »

Not had a lot of time to follow stuff around here.

Clicked on Nick's tumblr Herman link:

http://hyperdoxherman.tumblr.com/

And saw this:



Literal LOL!

This is one of the best.

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Who came up with this?

Brilliant.
That's probably my favorite so far.
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« Reply #634 on: May 21, 2012, 07:00:30 PM »


While I was meditating one night I was given a revelation.  I found that if you put a night stand or something of the sort in the corner, you can actually lean the Icons up against the wall and not have to drill any holes at all!  They just stand there as if they are held up by their very Holy nature!  I put my four Icons up against the wall - Our Lord and Savoir, the Blessed Theotokos, St. Nicholas and St. Joseph.  My bottle of holy water is in the corner, and the censor and candle go in front.

Best of all, my new room is larger so I could put the bed in the middle and now my Glock and deodorant have their own shelf apart from the Icons and religious bits!   
You mean Cato the Censor?
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« Reply #635 on: May 22, 2012, 05:46:39 AM »

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« Reply #636 on: May 26, 2012, 05:24:21 PM »

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« Reply #637 on: May 27, 2012, 04:45:58 AM »

And, ...
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« Reply #638 on: May 27, 2012, 04:46:50 AM »

And, yet again ...
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« Reply #639 on: May 27, 2012, 04:48:21 AM »

And, still again, ...
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« Reply #640 on: May 28, 2012, 11:17:31 AM »

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« Reply #641 on: May 28, 2012, 12:56:48 PM »

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« Reply #642 on: May 28, 2012, 01:09:11 PM »

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« Reply #644 on: May 28, 2012, 02:04:16 PM »

Irish Melkite, that's less Hyperdox Herman and more Uninformed Urban. The problem with Hyperdox Herman isn't lack of education, it's lack of wisdom in applying that education.
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« Reply #646 on: May 30, 2012, 11:00:50 AM »

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« Reply #647 on: May 30, 2012, 04:43:03 PM »

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« Reply #648 on: May 31, 2012, 03:17:02 AM »

Irish Melkite, that's less Hyperdox Herman and more Uninformed Urban. The problem with Hyperdox Herman isn't lack of education, it's lack of wisdom in applying that education.

FR,

I presume you're referring to the 'presbyter' and 'temple' posts. I'm not at all sure that Hyperdox Herman and Uninformed Urban are always different individuals. I've known more than one Hyperdox Herman or Hermionie who was steeped in the words of the Saints and looked down on any who couldn't quote extensively from them, but hadn't a clue about the everyday life of an Eastern Christian. 

Many years,

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The problem with Hyperdox Herman isn't lack of education, it's lack of wisdom in applying that education.

Only to an extent. Thinking oneself to be educated is also a big part of it.
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« Reply #650 on: June 01, 2012, 04:06:04 AM »

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« Reply #654 on: June 07, 2012, 04:47:13 AM »

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« Reply #655 on: June 07, 2012, 07:45:34 AM »

LOL someone hates Hyperdox Herman yet ironically acts like one:
http://www.facebook.com/brian.j.burnett.3/posts/574399033323

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« Reply #656 on: June 07, 2012, 08:19:07 AM »

I don't get the righteous anger. The memes don't say "I fast", "I pray", "I attend services," "I try to follow the canons to the best of my ability". They say "I fast, but judge", "I attend services, but don't understand what they're for," "I judge those who don't follow the canons I adhere to, but dismiss the canons that don't suit me." If people don't find them funny, that's understandable - it's geeky humour - but the vast majority of the memes are definitely not a mockery of traditional piety and as such should be fairly ignorable, even for the most demanding inquisitor.
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« Reply #657 on: June 07, 2012, 09:06:18 AM »

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« Reply #658 on: June 07, 2012, 10:58:05 AM »

I've been Orthodox my entire life. I have seen all kinds of Orthodox. I don't get his issue with them unless...he's not understanding it. That's the only possible thing I can understand for him to be so upset with it. It's one thing to not like it or find it funny. Okay. Everyone has they're own sense of humor, but to be this upset about it? It really seems like he's missing the point of these.

Disclaimer: I went through a Hyperdox Herman period for a while.
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« Reply #659 on: June 07, 2012, 11:36:46 AM »

-Denounces UOC-KP as devoid of grace because of schism.

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« Reply #660 on: June 07, 2012, 01:31:36 PM »

Congratulations to Nick for creating a monster which has found himself being attacked outside this website.

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« Reply #661 on: June 07, 2012, 01:44:56 PM »

This criticism on Facebook is so Hyperdox Herman... seriously, Islam shows what happens if you cannot laugh about yourself and/or your religion. So I am very happy we have Hyperdox Herman and I wish him многая літа (many years).
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« Reply #662 on: June 07, 2012, 02:08:23 PM »

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« Reply #663 on: June 07, 2012, 02:18:56 PM »

That's the only possible thing I can understand for him to be so upset with it.
Some of the vulgar un-funny hermans on the facebook should never have been put up. Like the masturbation ones.
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« Reply #664 on: June 07, 2012, 02:32:10 PM »

Some of the vulgar un-funny hermans on the facebook should never have been put up. Like the masturbation ones.

Some of us glory in the vulgar.

Everyone has they're own sense of humor

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Some of the vulgar un-funny hermans on the facebook should never have been put up. Like the masturbation ones.

Some of us glory in the vulgar.

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« Reply #666 on: June 07, 2012, 03:04:49 PM »

"It's harmful. Much more harmful than that which is seeks to correct. It needs to be stopped."

Hahahahaha. Am I the only one who finds the FB crowd's criticism of the meme much funnier than the meme itself? "WE HAVE TO STOP THIS PICTURE WITH WORDS ON IT!" What a bunch of babies.
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« Reply #667 on: June 07, 2012, 03:14:34 PM »

"WE HAVE TO STOP THIS PICTURE WITH WORDS ON IT!" What a bunch of babies.

Wow.
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« Reply #668 on: June 07, 2012, 03:16:17 PM »

Hahaha. That one was not an actual quote. But it could be.
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« Reply #669 on: June 07, 2012, 03:34:03 PM »

Cafeteriodox Cassius see's people trying to practice their faith.  Makes funny meme about it...





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Don't worry, I get the joke and realize that it is mostly hypothetical...I just don't want anyone feeling left out!
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« Reply #670 on: June 07, 2012, 03:40:40 PM »

You do kind of have to wonder how this thread got to 669 posts. Well, 670 now.
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« Reply #671 on: June 07, 2012, 03:59:22 PM »

People stop using the term meme please.

Please.

Pretty please.

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« Reply #672 on: June 07, 2012, 04:03:41 PM »

People stop using the term meme please.

Please.

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Meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme!!!!!!!!!!


Fine.  Out of my system.  I shall from here on out use the term 'semi comedic graphical display'.

Better?
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« Reply #673 on: June 07, 2012, 04:04:09 PM »

You sure do like to tell us what we should write and what we shouldn't write, Orthonorm. Alright, I'll play along...what is wrong with meme? It seems to me like a very reasonable extension of the original meaning.
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« Reply #674 on: June 07, 2012, 04:13:49 PM »

I first encountered the term "meme" in, I think, a Reader's Digest article in the early 90s. But I really couldn't say much about its history since then.
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